Ned the necromancer hesitated for awhile before he told Samantha the undead fire demon to open the door. The first sight to greet Phil Coulson was the deadly beautiful red haired that turned three human beings into ashes. Phil Coulson almost screamed out in fear but he had years to training and gritted his teeth and step into the shop with Natasha Romanov the Black Widow.
"... Ahem ! Mr. Ned my name is Phil Coulson and my colleague is named Natasha. We represent the FBI and investigate extraordinary individuals.", Phil Coulson said in a polite tone as he extended out his hand to shake Ned's hands.
"What has this to do with me ?!", Ned the necromancer asked as he stared back at Phil Coulson without shaking his hands.
"Ned if you don't need me then I will step back...", Samantha the red haired undead fire demon said sweetly.
"Wait miss, if you don't mind, this involves you too.", Phil Coulson said in a kind tone.
"If you can I would like both of you to look at this video.", Phil Coulson said as he took out a high end Shield hand phone and played the video in it.
"Cool handphone ? Where did you get it ?", Ned the necromancer asked curiously.
"Its not available to the public but it's made by Joshua Enterprises. And please Mr. Ned watch this video first.", Phil Coulson said politely.
Soon the video screened showing Samantha the red haired undead fire demon burning three thugs to death in the back alley of Ned's shop.
"Hey Samantha I didn't know you starred in a Hollywood movie. What's it called ? When it comes out remember to give me some free movie tickets.", Ned the necromancer said as he was prepared to run away. At this point in time as a level 6 necromancer he can totally handle Shield. It was just that Ned was too lazy to do it.
"Wait Mr. Ned, sir, I believe these are your tax forms. You inherited 8 million dollars, a business and a shop house. And you paid zero taxes on it, sir.", Phil Coulson said seriously.
Ned the necromancer froze as his mouth began to twitch. He shouldn't have trusted the lawyer when he was told he did not have any taxes to pay. When the lawyer said that he was smirking. God damn it ! I have been pitted by the lawyer !
"Mr. Secret agent... what if I were to give Samantha to you ? Can the tax matter be settled ?", Ned the necromancer said with a sweet innocent smile.
"What are you saying boss ?! Are you abandoning me ?", Samantha the red haired undead fire demon asked in shock.
Phil Coulson's mouth was twitching, he had never met anyone as shameless as this Ned person. Selling out your colleagues for money. Sigh... this was the first time he saw it.
"Boss I can totally burn these two agents into ashes and then we can make a run for it.", Samantha the red haired undead fire demon said with a seductive smile.
This made both Phil Coulson and Natasha Romanov the Black Widow tense up at that moment.
"Please wait. Mr. Ned how did you know that I am a secret agent ?", Phil Coulson asked curiously.
"That's because boss is a magician. Oops...", Samantha the undead fire demon said with a malicious smile.
"You... you...", Ned the necromancer said as he looked at the smiling Samantha. Ned had been pitted again and this time by his own undead summon.
"No the wonder the report said that whenever you meet anyone they would agree with you to almost anything. And after that they would have selective memory loss.", Phil Coulson said with a serious smile.
"Who said that ?! Tell me who ?! And I will go and see him immediately !", Ned the necromancer said in an angry tone.
"The Lamborghini salesman which you bought the brand new Lamborghini sports car for cash US$ 10,000. I hope you are not mentally controlling me now Mr. Ned.", Phil Coulson said seriously.
"Boss you should not have ripped off that Lamborghini salesman just because you wanted a cheap sports car.", Samantha the undead fire demon said.
"Shut up Samantha ! Phil Coulson Agent of Shield. Natasha Romanov aka the Black Widow special agent of Shield.", Ned the necromancer said in a haughty tone.
Both Phil Coulson and Natasha Romanov the Black Widow was startled at Ned the necromancer's revelation. Natasha Romanov wanted pulled out her pistol to aim at Ned but Phil Coulson stopped her.
"Now, wait a minute. Everyone settle down. Mr. Ned, Ms. Samantha, we at Shield have no malicious intentions. In fact we are hoping that both of you could work for us.", Phil Coulson said with a friendly smile.
"And we can start off our friendly relations if you could possibly not read our minds.", Phil Coulson said in a sweet tone.
"Sigh... you have three snipers across the buildings aimed at our heads. And you have an ear phone attached so when you talk to us, the snipers can hear you talking. And if you suddenly change your mind, the three snipers are meant to shoot us. You are also thinking how can there be such a shameless man ?", Ned the necromancer looked at Phil Coulson and said what he thought.
"And as for you Natasha you are thinking of how itchy your under wear is right now and whether the man you slept with yesterday night passed you any STDs.", Ned the necromancer said with a straight face as he looked at Natasha Romanov. (STD = Sexually Transmitted Disease).
"You... you... can I shoot him now Phil...", Natasha Romanov said as she touched her guns. But she was stopped by Phil Coulson.
"Let's all calm down now. I will leave my contact here with you. And if you have any requests we at Shield will do our best to solve it. As for the tax payments for your inheritance consider it solved by Shield.", Phil Coulson said in a friendly manner.
"And what do I have to do for all this good will ?", Ned the necromancer asked.
"Just some time in the future if we at Shield need your expertise you will help us.", Phil Coulson said with a friendly smile.
"Alright... I agree to your terms. Happy cooperation.", Ned the necromancer said as he shook Phil Coulson's hands.