You throw down your pants so hard it causes the floor to crack. you feel an adrenaline rush and you blow volatile acid out of your 3 inch stretched anus. You have officially reached your first leg shaking shit. Goosebumps growing on your legs. You feel you might puke. Is this the end? Will you shit your Golgi apparatus out? As your finishing your 3 hour shit you feel around where the toilet paper is and you can't find it. You keep feeling around for a good minute and look up to see there's no fucking toilet paper. Your in pure shock. as if someone slammed a 50 ton hammer on your tiny nutsack. Your only option is the sock...