You hear someone about to walk in as your scheming your plan to penguin walk to the shower. You put your amazing shooting skills at work here. They walk in and you stretch apart you Bouncy Fluffy Ass cheeks and shoot shit bullets that's are the size of 50. BMG rounds. Shit Splattered everywhere you practically made your room look like the inside of the Toxic Toilet. Your friend looks like the brown version of slimmer from ghostbusters. Your friend so in shock he catches a disease from your shit which wasn't known before. The Violating Leg Shaking Acid Sauce. All 5 of your shit bullets hit his head perfectly. You think to yourself "The military might recruit me for this". Then you start spraying shit everywhere as your shitty swamp nuts flop around...