So exhausted from the amount of blood infused with shit in your body lost that you lay down and fall in a coma for a year. Apparently you had lost 20 pounds from that Colossal Diarrhea Turd Nuke. When you wake up you see 100's of reporters outside your hospital room. A military general comes up to you and says "What you did was revolutionary to the world of weapons who would know that the anus was the strongest weapon to ever exist". Then you say "It's not just a weapon it's an art form that takes mastering". He says. "Well Mr. Shit Stain McGee, Why don't you join the military to train our puny soldiers how to spread some nutella all over people" You contemplate your answer..