You take off your stinky sock and sniff the sock, all you smell is the overwhelming buttload of ass-crack sauce. You reach behind you to wipe your biohazardous anus. But you randomly hit a surprise wave 3 and shit all over your hand. You find that the shower is 20 steps away from you but you can't let the Super Smelly Ass-Crack Juice get loose and drip all over the floor. What do you do??