You shudder - Shaggy's laughter is rated the sixth most terrifying sound in the universe by Buzzfeed! But as you approach, something's off. You don't feel the normal aura of memeness emitted by such powerful entities. Instead, you feel something else... An aura of BIG BRAIN! Only one being in the universe is this powerful. The mighty... SAM. Shrek, for the first time in his life, looks at a loss for words. Sam the Irrelevant, or Sam the Big Brain, laughs harshly. Behind him stands the MMM grass boy, and his followers. And... No, it can't be, PUTIN! But Shrek is confident. He runs up to Sam, and in a daring move, right away starts battling by listing the top 20,000 reddit posts of all time. Trying to pull them apart, you have a PTSD flashback to his fight with Putin. You realize that not only is he having a mental battle with Sam, he's also engaging in Judo with Putin! Realizing what this means, you take a seat and watch, as the power is too much for you to handle. But as the sun sets, Shrek becomes weaker, and weaker. He is subdued by Putin, and as Sam lists the 20,001st reddit post of all times, he loses consciousness while looking into your eyes...