Chapter 15 - Stranded

Wide Putin explains that once he realized Shrek was communist like him, he thought they could become friends and with Shrek's help he could conquer America once and for all. Glancing back at Shrek's still-unconscious body, you notice something under his ear. Leaning in for a closer look, you're stunned. Shrek was bugged! Sam must have been working for someone. Suddenly, alarms blare on your spaceship. A missile is about to hit! After entering a spaceship, Wide Putin pulls you and Shrek into an escape pod and ejects it. Seconds later, a blast launches you away from the fireball that was your ship. Who would do this? Luckily, you took a picture of the bug. Showing it to Wide Putin, he identifies it as an American-made Model 7 Stick Bug. Now you know who sent the missile. Back to business, then. Wide Putin is leaned over the controls when he cries out. "There's a hole in the fuel duct. We're stuck in space!" he says anguished in Russian. Both panicked, you hear a familiar voice. "Don't worry!", says Shrek. Before you have a chance to ask what he's doing, he activates the landing boosters and you're thrown into him. He explains he sent the pod towards a nearby planet called "Elliv Egnirc" which has a friendly alien species. Only someone with the brain of an ogre could come up with something so clever...