You wake up in a strange forest. With no idea how you got there, you check your phone, only to see that it's dead... What's that? You see something in the corner of your eye. Glancing, you suppress a cry of horror: It's him. Shia LaBeouf. But it's too late. About 10 meters away, he gets down on all fours and starts sprinting towards you. Glancing around, you see that your car is nowhere near you. He's almost upon you. Running for your life, you eventually lose him in the dark. But you're lost now, with a cannibal. Suddenly, you almost cry in relief. You see a small cottage in the distance. Hope! All of a sudden, you feel a flash of pain. Your leg is stuck in a bear trap! In horror, you decide you have to gnaw it off. You crawl to the house, and inside... is SHIA LABEOUF! But you quickly realize he doesn't know you're there. He's sitting, sharpening an axe, as you sneak behind him and strangle him. Wrestling a knife from his boot sheathe, you stab him in his kidney. Limping, you return to the woods, knowing you beat Shia LaBeouf. But then... Your heart freezes. You feel a gun pressed to your head. Remembering what Shrek's taught you about judo, you body slam him. A legendary fight ensues, lasting almost a week. Finally, almost exhausted, you grab his axe. He dodges a few blows, but you hit him on the neck. You decapitate Shia LaBeouf. You're finally safe...