You wake up startled. You quickly realize it was all a dream - you're actually just trapped in Sam's basement. With a sigh, you accept your fate. Shrek is in a cage beside you. All of a sudden, you hear a crash from upstairs, with some Russian shouting. Confused, you glance at Shrek, but he's still unconscious. The basement opens, and you can't believe your eyes. Putin has become Wide Putin, and he's breaking you out from where you're kept. Following his instructions, you pull Shrek into a Russian helicopter, and make your escape. Below you, you see Sam subdued by sixteen trained Russian special operations soldiers. Today was a crazy day...