Hello there!

For whatever reason you are reading this for, I couldn't give a shít- the main problem is that you're reading it.

This book shall be a collection of random things that are quite shít and uninteresting. So, if you do want to read this, all I can do is wish you the best of luck.

As the title says, this originally had 18 (19 if you count the original ch. 0) chapters, but you don't have to read them now, since they're in the trash. You really dodged a bullet there, y'know?

I read the terms and agreements of Webnovel, and noticed that the stuff I wrote breached the copyright guidelines roughly a million times (just a guestimation there, but I think it's close?) so yeah, you won't be seeing that. I was told from a very young age to not break the rules because I couldn't be bothered to read them and get into shít because of it. That's only something people with a pea whizzing around in their skull* rather than a brain would do.

Court seems to be a very scary place, and, while I am underage so I don't think I could go there anyway, as well as the fact that I was only recommending other novels and copying random hilarious stuff off my clipboard- I'm not taking any chances...

There was also an entire chapter dedicated to me bítching and moaning, so that's never gonna see the light of day either! This time round, the book shall solely be composed of my own written 'works' that I typed out on the notepad of my phone since around a year and a half ago.

I have carefully selected the notes out, despite that, don't expect them to be good. Just because they're the creme de le creme or the cream of the crop (actually, what's the difference between those two sayings?) doesn't mean they'll be entertaining. It's similar to eating the best dish that a horrible cook has ever made; it shall be substandard at best, but it doesn't mean they DIDN'T out their heart and soul into it.

Also, I think the longest one has like 1000 words. It's mainly random ideas, dreams I could be bothered to note down and other stuff.

*This saying is used to describe those who might be a bit dimmer than the rest. You see, with these people, rather than a functioning brain in their head, they have a small, green pea just floating around doing nothing in particular inside an empty space where their brain should be if it WASN'T a pea.

Occasionally, the green pea will hit the wall or ceiling of the head accidentally while it's minding it's own business. When this happens, an idea or complete thought appears (depending on the situation)!

Of course, there are certain parts of the wall where there are tiny dents, the exact size of the pea where it can fit in nice and snug. In the almost impossible scenario in which the pea accidentally bumps into a dent and goes inside, a good idea, or the perfect answer to a problem will appear! Of course, it also depends on how long the pea is inside for...

The average time the pea is inside a dent is around 1.3892747392874 seconds, however there was once a situation where a pea was stuck inside a dent and couldn't get out! It had never happened before and was said to be a miracle. The doctor who first found the situation as it was spent a long time wondering if they should fix it, but eventually decided against it and the man with the miracle pea was regarded as a genius for the rest of his life. (or at least until he pissed off people he shouldn't have, and a vengeful asshole paid for a team of surgeons to extract the pea for the man's head entirely.) **

**I want to point out that everything that I just wrote is 100% real and accurate and definitely NOT something I just made up. I want make that perfectly clear. This condition in which a person has a pea for a brain exists, and I know that for a fact because my very own brother has this condition. It's severely effects a person's life, and can be extremely debilitating for the one affected and everyone around them.