Yes. I have come up with a spur-of-the-moment skit. It's fucking hilarious so shut up.
*Alright, there's P1 and P2. I can't think of names, deal with it. It's around 6 in the morning on a sunday( in the skit) Newly-friended P1 and P2 have been taking turns going to each other's houses for sleepovers. This time P2 is staying at P1's place. Uhh let's just say that I'm too tired to think of an age. They met a couple days ago and hit it off. (They're both guys btw, but eh, think what ya like) Now, begin.*cue the wave of my hand with a dramatic flair that signifies the fact that I'm an idiot*
P1: CHAOS HAS AWAKENED TO TERRORIZE THE WORLD WITH IT'S PRESENCE!!!!
*P1 is shaking P2 urgently, btw he's repeating the previous line, P2 grumbles, opens his eyes, looks at P1's worried face and suddenly gets up*
P2: OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO???!!!?!!
P1: WE MUST GO TO THE BACKYARD IMMIDIATELY!!
P2; OK!! WAIT. WHY THE BACKYARD, do you have a bunker or something?
P1: NO TIME FOR HESITATION COME WITH ME OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!
P2: OK. *It may not seem like it, but P2 is terrified rn. I just got tired of the all caps*
*P1 and P2 make their way to the backyard. In the backyard there is a broken-down shed and the rabbit's cage.*
P2: So where is this bunker? In the shed? Oh wait *noticing the new rabbit's cage* did you have a rabbit?
P1: WITH HASTE, NO DAWDLING. *Ushing P2* (you don't understand how hard it is to spell 'dawdling' and 'ushing' when you have limited brain cells. I'm just so glad autocorrect and Google exist)
*They're in the backyard now, and P1 is going towards the rabbit cage*
P2: WAIT. JUST WAIT ONE SECOND HERE.
P1: hmm? *Turning to face P2*
P2: WHAT IS YOUR RABBIT'S NAME.??!!
P1: THERE IS NO TIME FOR THIS, CHAOS IS AWAKENING!!!
P2: I should have known...
*P1 is opening the rabbit's cage and is taking out a sleepily-looking deep-black rabbit while P2 is fuming*
P1: CHAOS HAS AWAKENED AND ALL BEFORE IT SHALL FACE IT'S FURY!!!
P2: *so mad the head is radiating for his body* THe OnLy PeRSoN To FAcE FURy tHis MOrNIng SHaLl bE yOu FOr wAKiNg mE Up aT siX iN tHe moRNiG!!!!!!!
*The rage on P2's face is so oppressing that P1 shrinks away in fear. No words are said as P2 chases P1 around and beating the shit outta him.*
And with this, the friendship continued with P1's banterish manner, and P2's cool-headedness. Cept P2 goes battshit crazy at anything P1 does from now on... But that's ok.
The end. (What more do you want from me? This took me like 20 minutes,I think. I didn't check the clock. And if there are any typos, I'm not sorry. Deal with it.
Wow, just re-read this. I wrote this in months ago, before I started putting tabs on the date and time, but today is Tuesday 25th February 2020 at 19:45
Yup, re-reading this again, and it would be a crime to NOT copy and paste it.
-Wednesday 12th August 2020 at 02.31
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-Tuesday 25tb August 2020 at 13.57