Hey. Yet another skit coming right at ya. I'll keep it short and simple right now:
So a super intense battle goes on between two people, alright? The reason they're fighting is unclear all u have to know is that they hate each other. Idk. Mabye do a reference to something, like 'you killed my father prepare to die'. So, yeah.
The fight rages till it reaches the climax when all of a sudden they stop. One of them stares daggers at the other and says supper dramatic things that reference a dark and deep history between the two of them that I can't be bothered to even expend my energy to think up, they end with "and on that day, I swore to myself, I would cut off your balls and feed it to you while you hang upside down listening to *insert random fitting song that, once again, I cannot be bothered to think of that completely does not fit the situation. Fuck it. Let's go for the birthday song. Y'know, ~happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday from my dead faaaaatheeerrrrrrr, haaappy birrthdaaaaaay toooooo yooooou (get it real long there at the end coz that's the bit where he starts eating the testies) ~*". So the other guy looks at him with contempt while he laughs.
Long story short, he sure as hell stops a few minutes later with hanging upside down eating his own balls.
Tbh, I never come up with most of this stuff originally. I was reading another book. In at around chapter 750 in this one. It's great, a meteor crashes to earth one day and most of the unsterilized cats gain intelligence and superpowers. Honestly, who comes up with this stuff? I mean, sure it has slight hints to racism, but only a couple times, at least it's better than [Redacted because I'm paranoid about copyright claims] in that aspect. And let's be honest, which Chinese webnovel *doesn't* have racism?
But yeah, another dick than I somehow think is worse than the mc shows up once again called [I dunno if saying a character's name is a breach, but better safe than sorry, just try and find the book yourself if you're curious- I even gave you a mini synopsis to go off of] and let me tell ya- he's the reason I thought about feeding someone their own balls. I was wondering about the battle between the mc and this [...] and that's what it came to.
The mc (a sadistic, indolent bastard who's pure ability to make almost anybody hate him goes beyond the ability more mortals and almighty gods alike can comprehend that goes by the name of [yup, look for it yourself. Don't worry, I go off on a tangent soon after, if you connect the dots, it's there]. With the experience I have with Chinese webnovels at this point, I can no longer trust anybody with either 'Zhao' or 'Hao' in their names. So God help my soul if I come across a book where the MC's name is 'Zhao Hao' what further proves my point is that this absolute disgrace of any living, breathing thing that exists in this universe goes by the name [The different letter is a Y] -only one letter is different in their name.) is fighting against [The balls-inspiration guy], and [MC] controls [I think you can guess- there's two people and I just mentioned the other one] to cut off his own balls and eat it.
That's it.
That long explanation of nothingness all for one simple sentence. God fucking dammit I'm tired. At least I can ready easily know I'm going to hell for the amount of times I've taken the Lord's name in vain, huh? I'm not even Christian. I'm a firm believer that I don't care if there are any God's or religions that actually exist and if you have a religion you believe in, then I hope you end up where you want to when you die at any particular time that fate wants you to.
theell, g'night!
- Friday 17th April 2020, 02:25
(I dunno what 'theell' means either, don't worry)
Heyyyyyyy. It's Saturday 20-something (cannot be bothered to check) of May (98% sure) 2020 at 21:05 just reading this again, coz why not? 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜
Yup, Wednesday 12th August 2020 at 02.11. Considering copy and pasting this onto Webnovel or not. Idk, if you're reading this rn, it means I did, so... Hi! \ (•◡•) /
Yes, yes, hello.
-Tuesday 25th August 2020 at 14.13 (Holy shit it's only 14.00? :0)