I am the goddess of modern amusement, Freyah! being a goddess solely connected with technology, i have a little too none existent followings. that is why i am considered a lesser goddess. but i don't plan on being a lesser god for eternity! you see, i plan to be the supreme divine ruler of Evergreen, just like how Zeus is to Earth once, or Atlas to Marble planet, or even Odin to Asgard!
She suddenly frowned while looking at a list....
"How did this happen?!"
Freyah was given the right to participate in the upcoming Representative Battle in Evergreen, but....
"Why do i have to pick last?! waaà aaaaaaaaahhhhh" Cried loudly in front of Athena.
"well, this is to be expected you know... among all the gods and goddesses participating in this battle, you have the least influence or followings.." Athena said with a smirked face.
The more influencial a god is, the better treatment and priority is given to his every demand among the gods...
"Even among gods, equality is an issue huh..." Freyah could only make a sigh on her situation.
"You really have to increase your followings among people, that way in the coming wars, you may expect improvement among picking your champion..." Athena patted the head of sobbing Freyah...
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The only hobby of this goddess is playing online games with earthlings in the hope of gaining more followers. Her plan is conquering games, become number one, and then declare that she is a goddess and whoever wants to improve in the game must pray to her for victory. A good plan actually. She have been dominating in pvp games such as L*L, D*TA, D*TA 2, Mobile Games, etc...
But currently, she have been nothing but a dead weight in a game called Battlegrounds Royale Rumble-A pvp game played in a map where players pretend to be soldiers or assassins using guns and other ammunitions. Players enter solo but in-game can form party of up to 6 to play and win the game. Each game, a total player of 100 is deployed in the map, and Freyah have always been a sitting duck target of snipers.
"what a noob! That player always end up first blood each game! hahaha!"
"goddess my ass freyah! seyah freyah!"
Her reputation plummeted after this game was launched.
"Noob ka ulol! gago! hahaha!" (You are so noob! stupid! hahaha)
The greatest trash talkers and noisiest player come from one country alone, the piNOISE... Philippines.
and the number one player in asia is none other than, Freyah's greatest enemy and basher...
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Battleground Royale Rumble
username: Freyah
rank: private
wins: 30
losses: 1304
"Why do i suck in this game? waaaahhhh" Freyah could only cry whi e reading through trash talking by a mere earthling....
GI JOE: "You say youre a god?! god of loser that is! hahaha! noob god!"
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Looking at this guy's profile, she can't fight back at all.
username: GI JOE
rank: 4 star General
wins: 1,440
losses: 4
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GI JOE: YOU CRYING LOSER?
Freyah: Stfu!
GI JOE: IF YOU ARE A FREAKING GOD, THEN IM A GOD KILLER YOU KNOW! LOL! HELL I CANT EVEN BE A HERO IF I KILL A NOOB GOD LIKE YOU FREYAH! :P
TING!!!!!!!!!!!
Then it hit her....!
a grin crept slowly at her lips and her eyes brightened like the sun....
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Day of summoning god representative heroes:
Freyah was last to choose her hero.
ofcourse, every well known teenage athlete and prodigy were immediately taken by the epic gods, then the gods below their level took the remaining crumbs...
Freyah stood infront of the altar tobsummon his champion.
Everyone showed no concern and went away with their champion to brief them on the battle and bestow them their powers.
"I summon thee... "
badump.. badump... badump...
"GI JOE as my champion!"
A blinding light appeared and vomitted a young guy sleeping with cup noodles on his lap....
Yes. the summon was a success!
Behold, her chosen hero....
a.... bum...