The Last Game Over: The End of the Pedrinho vs. Carpilo Era
And so, after 32 years of dominating the gaming market, the War of the Games 2 reaches its true epilogue. Pedrinho, the titan of the industry, died peacefully, while Carpilo, the once promising rival, died inside long ago.
Pedrinho: The Last Respawn
Pedrinho died of natural causes, surrounded by top doctors and a team of lawyers ready to ensure that not even death could sue him. He left a billion-dollar legacy for Cruel Territories, consolidating the company as the Disney of gaming—but with more microtransactions.
The company, of course, already had a plan ready to capitalize on this:
✅ Launch of "Phame 11: Pedrinho's Legacy", a game that pays homage to his trajectory with DLCs for $99 each.
✅ Collection of NFTs with his iconic phrases, such as "The secret to success is not to be Lekox 2.0".
✅ Emotional conferences, where executives cry... while increasing the price of loot boxes.
Carpilo: From Prison to the Gutter, A Speedrun from Hell
While Pedrinho left surrounded by money and comfort, Carpilo experienced the bad ending of a poorly balanced RPG.
After being captured in Russia, he spent a week in Siberia, which was enough time for him to:
☑ Learn how to break ice with his forehead.
☑ Discover that the local bears were friendlier than the guards.
☑ Regret every line of code by Alexandre Pargaz 12.
Finally, he was extradited to the United States and, in a judicial plot twist worthy of a bad Netflix series, he was acquitted. But not all the freedom in the world could free him from the cosmic humiliation of his failure.
With no money, no future, and his pride broken into more pieces than a buggy release, Carpilo sank into poverty. They say that today he lives on the streets, sharing a blanket with a dog named Patch 1.0, and shouts random phrases to passersby, such as:
🗣️ "Phame 8 was overrated!"
🗣️ "I can still come back!"
🗣️ "It wasn't a bug, it was a feature!"
The Legacy of the Game Wars
✅ Pedrinho dies as a winner, proving that capitalism always wins in the end.
✅ Cruel Territories continues to dominate, with new games that cost a kidney per DLC.
✅ Carpilo becomes an urban legend, the "ghost of bankrupt devs".
And so ends the most epic rivalry in the history of games. Or at least until a mysterious beggar was seen selling a USB stick with a supposed "Alexandre Pargaz 13: The Last Reboot".