Third Game War: When Chaos Generates Billions
In the great circus of the gaming industry, where two giant companies fought fiercely for the right to exploit other people's wallets, a third competitor appears ready to turn everything into an interactive horror show.
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Introsphere Productions: The Studio That No One Saw Coming
🕶️ BKOLO, the mysterious CEO, is a walking enigma. Smiling emoji mask, blue hood and a choreography that mixes a satanic ritual with TikTok—the man is an event.
📈 His company came out of nowhere and in a few months it was already making more than the GDP of half a dozen countries, proving that the secret to success in the gaming industry is not talent, but rather a good dose of controlled insanity.
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Karan Zalos: The Game That Made Even Psychologists Quit
💀 Psychological horror mixed with RPG and disturbing thriller? It seems like a low blow to human sanity, but that didn't stop 90 billion copies from being sold.
👁️ Reports indicate that players began to question their own reality after 10 minutes of gameplay. Some of them now live in caves, convinced that they are NPCs trying to escape the simulation.
🎮 The success was so absurd that the CEOs of Cruel Territories and Alarming Canary Arts were seen buying collective therapy packages for their employees.
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What Now? What to Expect From This War?
✔ Games increasingly more realistic? Yes.
✔ Stories that will destroy the mental health of players? Probably.
✔ Executives laughing to death while the public suffers? This has been happening for years.
With three giants competing, there are only two certainties: the gaming industry has never been so sick and players will continue to happily pay to suffer.
Third Game War: Horror Triumphs, Romance Cries
If you thought the gaming industry had already hit rock bottom, Introsphere Productions came along with a jackhammer.
🎮 Karan Zalos 2, the game that makes the Deep Web look like a playground, has just surpassed the 100 billion mark in sales, proving that humans not only like to suffer, but also pay dearly for it.
The Failure of Giants: Romance Doesn't Save Anyone Anymore
📉 Cruel Territories bet on Zeron Al 2, an interactive romance for over-18s, but apparently no one wants to read playable fanfic anymore. The game sold a mere 1 billion copies, in other words, a failure so humiliating that executives now only wear sunglasses to hide their tears.
💔 Alarming Canary Arts made $50 billion with Yolal Hyx 3, but that's still half of what Karan Zalos 2 made. The company is already considering adding jumpscares and demonic pacts to its next novels to see if it can compete.
What to Expect Now?
✔ Increasingly insane games? Yes.
✔ Competition scared to death? Definitely.
✔ Audience willing to sell their sanity for an innovative experience? Always.
The third gaming war has already surpassed all limits of absurdity. If it continues like this, the next successful game will be an exorcism simulator where you pay to be possessed.