Carpilo: The Last Bug in Life
And so, five years after his spectacular free fall into the abyss of failure, Carpilo is still alive—which, let's face it, is already a surprise. Now, his routine is reduced to three main activities: surviving, remembering the past, and drinking until he forgets the past.
Version 5.0: Misery Patch Notes
✅ New look: unkempt beard, holey clothes, and a faint smell of regret mixed with cheap alcohol.
✅ Open world work: collecting cans to survive and random dialogues with unsuspecting passersby.
✅ Traumatic flashback mechanics: with each sip, he mentally relives the glorious days of his company.
They say that in moments of delirium, Carpilo still presents himself as "the visionary creator of Alexandre Pargaz", but his current audience consists only of rats and street pigeons.
Story Mode: Depression 100% Complete
💀 Pedrinho's Death: The news that his greatest rival had passed away did not bring peace to his tormented soul. On the contrary—it was the final blow that made him realize that he had lost even the chance for a revenge. Pedrinho lay down a millionaire, while Carpilo rests on a park bench.
📉 The System Crash: Every day is a painful reminder that his meteoric rise ended in a game over with no checkpoint. Memories of the past haunt him like the bug of a poorly programmed game, and he has never been able to find a hotfix for his own life.
⏳ The Hope for a Redeeming DLC: Some say he still dreams of a comeback, an Alexandre Pargaz 13, that would pull him out of the mud and return him to the top. But realistically, the only thing he should throw in the next few years is an empty bottle on the ground.
Credits Screen: The Moral of the Story
🚨 Lesson 1: Success is fleeting. Bankruptcy, depending on your luck, can be a hardcore game with no respawns.
🚨 Lesson 2: If you're going to bet your career and your life on a game, make sure it's not a buggy game made in a hurry.
🚨 Lesson 3: If you ever become a billionaire, invest in a plan B (and therapy)—because survival mode in real life has no tutorial.
And so, Carpilo's story becomes the biggest critical mistake in the gaming industry—an existential softlock with no fix in sight.