Phame 6 vs. Alexandre Pargaz 6: The War Continues Because Stopping Doesn't Make Money
If anyone thought the war between Lekox and Cruel Territories was going to end, congratulations for being wrong. Companies have discovered that if they make 300 sequels, people will keep buying them and, after all, who needs creativity when you have billions of dollars?
This time, Cruel Territories came out on top, with Phame 6 selling an absurd 12 billion copies, while Alexandre Pargaz 6 wasn't far behind, with 9 billion. The gaming market has become a monopoly of two companies that basically print money in the form of games.
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Phame 6: When the Hero Loses Everything... Again
If Phame loses anything else, he'll end up being just a floating head full of trauma and thirst for revenge. This time, with one less arm and an army of shallow water eagles, Phame emerges from exile to face the Phoenixes once again, because apparently he hasn't learned anything in the last five games.
Phame 6 Highlights
Now with 50% fewer arms, because dramatic amputations sell.
The shallow water eagles decide to help Phame, proving that in the Phame universe even birds have a cold war with each other.
Even more epic combats, with thousands of giant birds fighting at the same time, making the game look like a documentary about a radioactive bird attack.
Graphics so absurd that some players suffered panic attacks thinking they were being attacked by an army of eagles in real life.
Audience reaction:
"I never thought I would feel empathy for a man with only one arm and an army of birds."
"If Phame keeps losing limbs, by Phame 10 he'll just be an entity of pure rage."
"I'm going to adopt an eagle and call it Phame. When it attacks me, I'll understand the protagonist's pain."
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Alexandre Pargaz 6: The Dictator Now Needs an Arranged Marriage
After conquering all the kingdoms in the world and subjecting everyone to his tyranny, Alexandre Pargaz discovers his true final challenge: dealing with the pressure to marry and have an heir before he dies. Yes, after years of ruling with brutality, he now has to face gossiping aunts and politicians who demand a royal marriage.
Highlights of Alexandre Pargaz 6
Forced marriage simulator, where the player must choose a bride among princesses, warriors and even deposed queens, all to ensure a worthy heir.
Difficult moral decisions, such as "Marry for love" or "Execute the advisors for suggesting that you marry".
Heir training, where you can mold the future ruler into a wise leader or an even worse tyrant (99% of players chose the second option).
New dialogue system, where you can romance, threaten or simply give orders like a true despot.
Audience reaction:
"I spent 50 hours in this game and my only achievement was making my wife hate me."
"This game made me realize that I would probably be a terrible monarch."
"I never thought a political marriage simulator would be so much fun. It helps that I can eliminate my opponents in the process."
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Conclusion: How Long Will This Last?
With 12 billion copies sold for Phame 6 and 9 billion for Alexandre Pargaz 6, the gaming industry boils down to a war between an amputee hero with an army of birds and a tyrant who doesn't want to get married.
What can we expect from the future?
Phame 7: Now he's lost his legs too, but he's gained the power to fly?
Alexandre Pargaz 7: His heir decides to rebel and the game turns into a civil war simulator?
No matter what comes, the public will buy it and Lekox and Cruel Territories will continue to turn it into billions. After all, who needs innovation when you have an army of obsessed fans?