Lekox vs. Cruel Territories: Now It's War, and There's No Konami Code That Can Save It
The rivalry between Lekox and Cruel Territories has finally reached an apocalyptic level, with their main franchises releasing games that redefine the concepts of megalomania and narrative insanity. What was just a market dispute has become a holy war of entertainment, and the public is just buying popcorn and watching from the front row.
On one hand, Phame 3 destroyed any notion of realism by selling an unbelievable 5 billion copies—that is, even people who haven't even been born yet have already secured a special edition.
On the other hand, Alexandre Pargaz 3 finally put Lekox in the game, selling 1 billion copies and proving that, yes, there are people who like to simulate a political campaign with gratuitous murders.
Phame 3: When Cruel Territories Decides Nothing Makes Sense Anymore
If anyone thought the war against the giant eagles had gone too far, Cruel Territories proved that there is no such thing as "too far" for them. Now, the enemy is an entire race of red Phoenixes, because apparently the normal eagles weren't big enough birds.
Phame 3 highlights:
Epic battles with thousands of NPCs, all there to die dramatically in cutscenes.
Phame now breathes fire, because every protagonist needs an absurd transformation in the final stretch.
Unlikely allies, like the prophet pigeon who reveals secrets about the Phoenixes (yes, that exists).
Interconnected world, because in 2025 there are still people who think that "open world" is innovation.
Result: Critics called it a "masterpiece", players cried and philosophers are debating whether Phame 3 is a game or a religious sect.
Alexandre Pargaz 3: The First Game That Turned Dictatorship into a Gameplay Mechanic
After years of embarrassment, Lekox finally realized that the only way to attract attention is to double down on the absurd. If in the previous game Alexandre Pargaz was already unbearable, now he has decided to be a full-fledged tyrant, exchanging heroic missions for coups d'état and political campaigns based on pure chaos.
Highlights of Alexandre Pargaz 3:
A political simulator for sociopaths: finally a game where "ending your opponents" doesn't just mean defeating them, but literally eliminating them from existence.
Increasingly insane protagonist: now Alexandre Pargaz is not content with being arrogant, he wants to be a despot without limits.
Shocking ending: players discovered that the real journey was the mental breakdown they went through along the way.
Result: Psychologists warn that anyone who plays Alexandre Pargaz 3 for more than 100 hours in a row should be monitored.
Public Reaction
What players said about Phame 3:
"I bought 7 copies to make sure the game never dies."
"If I had known I was going to cry so much, I would have stocked up on tissues."
"Now I'm afraid of flaming birds and I can't look at roast chicken without feeling guilty."
And about Alexandre Pargaz 3:
"Yes, I did send an economy minister to an extermination camp. And no, I don't regret it."
"I started the game thinking it was just a medieval RPG, I finished it thinking I was in a Black Mirror simulation."
"The best psychopath simulator I've ever played. 10/10."
Conclusion: The Industry Is on Fire (Literally, Thanks to the Phoenixes)
With Phame 3 selling more copies than the total number of inhabitants on the planet and Alexandre Pargaz 3 turning ordinary gamers into aspiring dictators, it's clear that the gaming industry has never been healthier... or more completely insane.
Now all that remains to be seen is what weirdness these companies will come up with next?
Phame 4: Cosmic Revenge of the Cyborg Eagles?
Alexandre Pargaz 4: Colonizing Other Planets with a Regime of Terror?
Either way, the public is ready to buy 10 billion copies of whatever nonsense comes their way.