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Chapter 3 - Chapter 2:The new world and we got into trouble.

Ji-hye unwraps her sandwich and eats it. And not even 5 mins later.

"Hey Kashigami, Hey Kashigami, Hey, Kashigami, Hey Kashigami, OH HOLY GOD OF THE WORLD AND THE UNIVERSE" she chanted.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" he snapped.

"What is your world like? Is it like with fantasy elements?" she asked curiously.

"Yes." he answered.

"Are the boys cute?" Ji-hye's eyes sparkled and she pressed him more questions.

"Yes." Kashigami replied with a straight face.

Ji-hye prayed her hands. 

"So like, can we go to a world?" she asked excitedly.

"No." he said flatly.

Ji-hye pouted.

"Please." she begged.

"No." he repeated.

Ji-hye stomped her foot. 

"UGH! You are literally a god!" she yelled.

"Stop." he muttered.

Ji-hye whined.

"I really wanna go, i really wanna go, i really really really wanna go. I want to see how different it is from my reality! takeeeee meeeee" she pleaded.

"I WILL NOT, STOP ASKING." he snapped.

"NEVER!" Ji-hye declared dramatically.

"YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A CHILD."

"YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR MOMS A HO-"

"THAT'S IT, WE ARE GOING." Kashigami interrupted her, his patience finally snapping.

"FINALLY. TAKING ME TO THIS FANTASY WORLD." she cheered.

"IM NOT A PUSHOVER"

Kashigami again snaps his fingers (seriously doesn't he have any other cool moves than snapping his fingers???) Kim Ji-hye and Kashigami travel to Xeva, a world based on European ambiance and fantasy.

"Wow don't you have any new moves?" she teased.

"Shut up brat. Look in front of you."

Ji-hye gasped as she looked around. 

"Woooooooow."

"So is this what you wanted?" he asked.

Ji-hye nodded eagerly.

"YES. This is what I wanted. But why are you a human now?" she questioned.

"Well, I needed to take a form, you know being a white energy isn't the most practical way of travel" he explained.

"While i was transporting you i made myself look like them" he further explained.

"So what are you?" Ji-hye said suspiciously.

"A god."

Ji-hye crossed her arms. 

"Oh, that explains a lot." she said sarcastically.

"Where are we going?" she asked.

"I don't know, it's my first time here." he admitted.

Ji-hye stared at him.

"What? you are such a bad guide, seriously. Aren't you supposed to be good at everything?"

"Shut up. you know how the saying goes, 2 heads are better than one." Kashigami shot back.

"I guess." she agreed to his point.

Ji-hye and Kashigami arrive to city of Playe, where the main castle is of Royal palace of Streice is situated.

Ji-hye's eyes sparkled.

"This place is beautiful, it's so like mediaeval isekai, are there nobles?" she asked excitedly.

"Yes" Kashigami confirmed.

"Are they hot?" Ji-hye smirked.

"You are asking too many questions. You know I could have just dropped you at a random location." 

"You wouldn't"

"Watch me" he grins.

"Dont do that" she says nervously

Kashigami finally does something new and actually claps to change locations this time.

"NO WAIT-" Ji-hye gets interrupted

Kashigami standing all mighty.

Ji-hye to the ground.

"Ouch, you motherfucker, couldn't you give me a better landing and Oh, wow, a new move. Snapping fingers got pretty old, huh?" she teased while trying to stand up.

Ji-hye and Kashigami travel into the royal palace and encounter a girl wearing a blue and silver outfit, she wears a tiara, and she has blonde hair.

"Uh, hello. Who are you and what are you doing here?" she asked, her voice firm.

"Oh, well, you see, I am not from here." Ji-hye said awkwardly.

"GUARDSSSSSSSSSSSS, CAPTURE THEM" she suddenly shouted, her voice ringing through the hall.

Ji-hye's eyes widened in panic. 

"SHIT, KASHIGAMI? TELL HER"

Kashigami shrugged

"I dont know. I'm the god of the universe, not the god of words." he replied nonchalantly.

Heavy footsteps showered towards them as the guards rushed in.

"Shit, shit, shit, shit." Ji-hye muttered under her breath.

The guards grabbed Ji-hye and Kashigami, while Kashigami having a grin on his face

"Let me go. LET ME GO." Ji-hye shouted, struggling against their grip.

 

The guard didn't listen, instead they dragged them with them.

"Wait, you're going the wrong way. Aren't they supposed to be underground" Ji-hye questioned, twisting in their grasp.

Kashigami nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, the dungeons are this way." Kashigami affirms, his tone almost amused.

 "WHAT ARE YOU SPEAKING? WHAT IS THAT LANGUAGE? STOP TALKING AND MOVE" he ordered harshly.

"You are a thief or a spy. And a woman" he added, as if that explained anything.

Ji-hye's face twisted in outrage.

"That is sexisim, Why nothing about him?" she demanded, while staring at Kashigami

"Just shut YOUR LANGUAGE and walk." he said, clearly enjoying himself.

Ji-hye, Kashigami and the guards finally arrive at the King and the Queen.