The Beginning of the Chocolate Wars
Across the Dessert Dao Realm, an emergency decree was issued:
"Increase chocolate production by 10,000%! The Supreme Family has spoken!"
Entire cocoa continents were terraformed overnight. Sugar plantations expanded faster than the laws of physics allowed. The Divine Cacao Elders entered closed-door seclusion to refine the Dao of Dark Chocolate.
But then—
A problem arose.
There wasn't enough milk.
The Dairy Immortals of the Holy Milk Sect panicked.
"Our sacred cows cannot keep up with this demand!"
The Celestial Dairy Oracle sighed.
"We must request guidance… from the Supreme Family."
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Back on Earth – The Living Room
Son-Wu San sat paralyzed, staring at the Divine Dairy Oracle kneeling in his living room.
"O Supreme Ones! The Dessert Dao Realm humbly requests your wisdom! Should we use divine alchemy to create infinite milk… or should we evolve our sacred cows into Cosmic Dairy Beasts?"
Son-Wu San's brain short-circuited.
"Are you asking me… whether you should genetically modify your cows to produce infinite cosmic milk?"
The Dairy Oracle nodded.
"Yes, O Merciful One! Please grant us your decree!"
Son-Wu San wanted to cry.
Meanwhile, his kids were deep in thought.
Xian Xue rubbed her chin.
"Infinite milk sounds nice."
Xian Long nodded.
"Yeah, but Cosmic Dairy Beasts would be cool."
Li-Yan Mei, their mother, casually sipped her tea.
"Why not both?"
The Dairy Oracle trembled.
"B-Both?!"
"Yes," Li-Yan Mei said. "Both."
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A Week Later – The Universe Descends Into Madness
The Sacred Dairy Cultivators had created something unnatural.
The Cosmic Dairy Beasts.
Infinite milk-producing, galaxy-sized celestial cows.
Their very existence broke economic systems across multiple universes.
The Cereal Dao Sects declared war, fearing that the balance between milk and breakfast had been permanently disrupted.
The Tea Cultivators of the Mystic Leaf Temple launched protests, claiming the milk supremacy threatened ancient tea cultures.
Even the Coffee Gods held an emergency meeting.
"We must establish an alliance! If the Supreme Family prefers milk, coffee might become obsolete!"
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Back on Earth – The Family's Kitchen
Son-Wu San sat at the table, staring at his kids.
"Do you two realize what you've done?"
Xian Xue and Xian Long blinked innocently.
"What do you mean?"
"THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS AT WAR OVER MILK!"
Li-Yan Mei shrugged.
"At least we'll never run out."
Son-Wu San died internally.
Meanwhile, in the heavens, a new age of chaos had begun.
The Chocolate Wars had escalated into the Cosmic Dairy Crisis.
And it was just the beginning.