Just when the Soda Immortals thought they had gained the upper hand, a new faction descended from the skies—robed in vibrant citrus colors, their auras brimming with pure vitamin essence.
They were the Juice Cult.
Their leader, the Divine Pulp Oracle, stepped forward, her voice smooth yet commanding.
"Fizz? Foam? Carbonation? Mere distractions!"
She raised her Golden Citrus Chalice, and the battlefield was instantly filled with a refreshing, natural fragrance.
"The true path is PURE. NATURAL. FRESH!"
With a single wave of her hand, rivers of freshly squeezed orange juice erupted across the cosmos.
The Smoothie Sect gasped. The Tea Masters trembled. Even the Soda Immortals felt their carbonation waver.
The War of Freshness had begun.
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Earth – The Family's Living Room
Son-Wu San stared blankly at the universal news.
"…Now it's fresh juice?"
Li-Yan Mei took a deep breath. "At least they're promoting something healthy."
Xian Xue giggled. "Look! The Juice Cult declared that their ultimate technique is the Heavenly Pulp Storm!"
Son-Wu San grabbed Xian Long by the collar.
"You… You did this, didn't you?"
Xian Long blinked innocently.
"I just said fresh juice is better than soda sometimes!"
Son-Wu San let go and collapsed onto the couch.
"This war is getting out of hand…"
Li-Yan Mei calmly sipped her tea. "You said that ten factions ago."
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The Battlefield – Pulp vs. Fizz
The Divine Pulp Oracle pointed at the Supreme Fizz Overlord.
"Sugar-filled lies have clouded the people's judgment for too long!"
The Fizz Overlord smirked. "Hmph. Do you think natural pulp can defeat the superior force of carbonation?"
The two immense energies clashed—
🍊 Juice Tsunami vs. Cola Eruption! 🥤
The battlefield quaked.
A single Tea Grandmaster sighed in the distance.
"…Why am I even here anymore?"
The Bubble Tea Lords nodded in agreement.
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Earth – The Family's Kitchen
Xian Xue scrolled through the Universal Dao Forum.
"Oooh! The Holy Water Monks are considering joining the battle!"
Son-Wu San sat up. "Excuse me. The WHAT?"
Xian Long grinned.
"The Holy Water Monks! They believe in the path of ultimate hydration."
Son-Wu San stood up and walked to the window.
"I need some air."
Xian Xue gasped.
"Dad! The Universal News just declared the war's final boss!"
Son-Wu San turned slowly.
"…Final boss?"
Xian Xue nodded excitedly.
"Yeah! They say the Ultimate Milk Sect is about to enter!"
Son-Wu San stared at her.
Then, without a word, he walked out of the house and vanished into the night.