"…Not gonna lie, I was expecting to go to Heaven at best and at worst Purgatory, but it seems that's not the case huh."
I said as I looked to the skies to merely see darkness and a dark blue sun, glitching and crumbling like glass. Every step I take in here felt like my feet was submerged in water, it was surprisingly relaxing.
"With your For you Page in Instagram? As if. Heaven wouldn't accommodate someone like you."Â
 I looked around to see where the voice had come from and all I saw was a basketball sized orb.
'Damn, God is now roasting me huh.'
"…I'm not really him but merely one of the assistants created by him to assist in the system he created… though may I ask why don't you find this situation surreal? The previous ones I handled were shocked to found out they had died."
I smiled as I replied, "…Wouldn't you know the answer already if you're created by God then?"
The orb floated in circles as he replied, "Well, we would be omniscient like God if Humanity hadn't killed him in the first place. Like the man known as Friedrich Niche said, God is dead, God remains dead, and Humanity had killed him."
He paused as he stopped revolving in circles, "However, we do have basic information given to us by the system about people we entertain. Want me to read yours?"
"I'll just introduce myself; my name is Viktor Maximoff. I'm 19 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Laguna, where all the villas are, and I have a girlfriend. I was raised in a catholic family but questioned the beliefs imposed on me. I don't smoke, I occasionally party, get good grades in my university; read manga, novels and fanfiction, and play games 7 pm. I am always consistent with going to the gym and taking sets to failure thus my physique is comparable that of Toji Fushiguro. Is that all what's listed in there?"
"…I didn't really need that introduction but thank you, I guess? However, you're still missing something there."
"What?"
"An Edgelord, Racist, Sexist, Sex offender, Homophobe, Delusional,-"
"...Okay okay stop. I'm offended by such an evaluation of me, that's not me at all. I'm an innocent soul merely influenced by this cruel world."
"Your Instagram and the System of God says otherwise… however, surprisingly you still have some good in you…"
"…" My eyebrow twitched; this assistant was roasting me but complimenting me at the same time?
"A selfish but good man who doesn't mind risking himself for the people he cares about. Viktor Maxiomoff's cause of death was trying to protect his cousins during a gas leak within their house, where he carried shielded the two from the flames that engulfed their house… Possible reason for a sudden shift in personality was due to his trauma of his uncle committing suicide where he alone saw his uncle's body and tried to rescue him on New Year's Eve. "
"…."
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"…I apologize, I shouldn't have said that." The assistant of the System of God apologized sincerely as it stared at Viktor whose expression had gone blank. It was still new to the task imposed to him by the system as it merely had spoken to 200 people, still finding the correct way to appeal to humans.
"…You did a great job surprising me. Just don't do that to the next ones in line here, I think they would have much worse reactions than me. Possibly attacking you too."
The orb hummed in silence as it noted the suggestion of Viktor. This was a flaw that the Orb knew in the System of God, they do not understand human emotions and questions why too God had created them to have this flaw.
"Good good hays, then what's next now? An Isekai? Or Rebirth in Earth again? Or Hell? I doubt that I'm going to be sent to the latter."
"Gacha."
"…Gacha?"
"Gacha."
The orb looked at Viktor who face palmed, finding it amusing as the rest of the people he spoke to before had similar reactions as him.
"God is dead. God remains dead but he's a gambling addict huh? Fair enough."
"Let me explain how this will work, I assume you don't want to be sent to purgatory nor hell or even rebirth in Earth again so you will have to spin the wheel. The first spin is the universe you'll be sent to, and the second roll is for the cheat that will be granted to you if you wish."
The wheel materialized in front of Viktor who glanced at it suspiciously,
"…What's the catch? I know I had done good but there is no such thing as 'Free' in the world and if there is… then you are the product."
"That is true but that only applies when you're alive in Earth. Those material concepts don't apply here as this is merely a gift of God to his children as no matter what in the end, God will always love his children… even though he killed more people than Satan." The orb said the last part inaudibly,
Viktor looked at the words engraved in the wheel. He saw Highschool DXD, Naruto, One Piece, The one hundred girlfriends who really really love you, Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint, The Extra's Academy Survival guide, The Greatest Estate Developer, I am the Fated Villain, Marvel: Earth 616, DC, Arcane, Elden Ring, My Balls Academia, Sukuna Kaisen and many more.
"…Spoken like a true Missionary, alright bet. No take backs on the cheat part of the gacha."
The orb observed Viktor as he slammed the wheel with all of his strength. He found it amusing that Viktor went with this route as the 200 people from before merely tapped on it to supposedly get the world they wanted… they didn't.
"Gold Gold Gold Gold… GOLLLLDDDD?! GIVE ME A NICE WORLD, I BEG OF YOU."
The wheel stopped spinning as it landed on-
"Trinity Seven Manga… Not bad, not bad."
"You got to be kidding me."
The Orb seemingly was questioning Viktor as it asked, "Why? It's a reasonable world with a scaling power system… also it has women. Just stick to Arata Kasuga and you'll be fine."
"Do you think that my goal is every hole? This world is too dangerous considering that there are people literally casting magic that can erase universes. Add the fact that there are multiple worlds of Trinity Seven and which Manga is it? Lieselotte Chronicles? Levi Shinden? Anastasia Holy Story? Or the Revision?"
"…How do you even know all that?"
"I am a proud reader of Trinity Seven during my Senior Highschool." Viktor stated with pride, the Orb then replied,
"If it's so dangerous then how come there are few that died?"
"It's dangerous due to the Universes Nature. If you're not important to the plot or at least had any role in it, then the world will kill you."
"…But you have no plans in being a mob character, no?"
"Obviously… though, does the Universe Revert the Original plot like in some novels? If it's like that then… I think I'd have to be an anomaly."
"…"
Viktor looked at the Orb who didn't reply before shaking his head,
"Fair enough, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity after all. Switch the wheel to the cheats now, I'd love to know what are in the Gacha."
The previous words on the wheel was replaced by new ones, Viktor saw the most notable ones he wanted which were: Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, Gate of Babylon, Julius Nova Chrono Time Magic, Six Paths Bloodline, Doomsday Levels of Adaptation, Conceptual: Death, Electromagnetic Force Manipulation.
He once again slammed the wheel to spin and was biting on his nails saying, "Gold Gold Gold, GOLLDDD??!??!!?"
"Heavenly Restriction, pretty good pretty good. The previous one I talked to got the roblox special, Diddy Train."
"…"
Viktor's eye twitched as he thought that the system created by God must have granted this fool internet. No wonder God decided to flood Humanity, it was because he had foreseen tiktok and Instagram.
"Does my Heavenly Restriction scale with the universe?"
"…That's for you to find out. Have a nice trip and don't die too early."
"YOU BASTAR-"
A rift opened below Viktor's feet as he fell straight down to it cutting his screams short. The Orb was very amused and thought,
'This is the most fun I had in a while; I hope I would meet someone like him again. Thank you, lord, our savior.'