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Chapter 29 The Twins Have Taken It, This Is The Real Prank.
Night had fallen over the castle hall, and the meals at Hogwarts were truly sumptuous. This ensured that the young wizards received enough nutrition after a day's hard study. However, at the long table in Slytherin, the atmosphere was still tense. All the Slytherins were silent, and everyone left early after eating.
"Hey buddy, we heard that! It's amazing!" As Kyle enjoyed his meal, two people suddenly sat down beside him. With appearances similar to about 90%, it was the Weasley twins.
"On the first day of school, you blew up two classrooms in a row! I can assure you that none of the students at Hogwarts are as talented as you in mischief!"
"I've heard you've been ostracized in Slytherin, haven't you?" one of them asked. "Do you need our help? We can use the big dung bombs to make a concerted effort, just tonight!"
"Oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce myself," one twin said. "My name is George! He's Fred!"
"No, I am George, and you are Fred!" the other corrected.
"Sorry, not tonight, I have something to attend to," Kyle replied. To be honest, he was a little moved by the twins' proposal, but he couldn't bring himself to do it. As a kind little wizard, how could he attack his lovely classmates? Not only could he not do it himself, but Kyle also decided to give the twins a hard time.
"My name is Kyle, and by the way, I have some ideas about the big dung bombs!" Kyle said. "Tell me!" George looked up, feeling he'd met a kindred spirit, eager to try something new. Despite this enthusiasm, George thought no one could outdo him in pranks.
Fred added, "We think the big dung bomb is the best prank—cheap and destructive!"
"No, it's not enough, it's not close!" Kyle shook his head. "You're bound by the name 'Big Dung.' Think about it; what if you add other things to it? Say, pepper, paprika? Or... strong laxatives? Or bolder, strong antidiarrheals?"
After Kyle spoke, the twins looked terrified. Was Kyle a devil? Strong laxatives and strong antidiarrheals could suffocate someone!
"Genius prank idea!" the twins were instantly convinced.
"Correct me, I'm not calling this a prank," Kyle replied as he slowly inserted a piece of steak into his mouth. "A mischievous act is a malicious act of pleasing oneself by injuring another. It's a violation of school rules! What I discussed with you just now is how to effectively defend against dark wizards with malicious intentions when a young wizard's magic power is not enough. It's all about working hard for the future of the wizarding world."
"Perhaps the Ministry of Magic will award me an Order of Merlin after learning about my research topic," Kyle mused.
"Okay, I have something to do later, nice to meet you!" his companion replied.
"See you tomorrow. If the new type of big dung egg is ready, remember to save a copy for me," Kyle instructed, leaving in a hurry after finishing his last piece of steak. He still had work to do, leaving only the twins with glazed eyes behind.
They felt as though they had been profoundly enlightened. "Is he really a first-year little wizard?" George asked, still in disbelief.
"Probably..." his twin pondered.
"But while we are playing pranks, why does everything he says sound like it's filled with a sense of sacred mission?"
"Maybe, he's not an ordinary little wizard," the other speculated.
They couldn't figure it out! It was just a prank, but in Kyle's words, it transformed into working for the future of the wizarding world.
"Hey man, now is not the time to think about this, we need to hurry up and do what Kyle said," one of them advised urgently.
"Yes, Flender!" the other agreed.
That night, Kyle left the castle alone. Two Ibamebun squatted on his shoulders. Opposite their daytime behavior, at this time, Sun Ibamebun was drowsy, while Moon Ibamebun was extremely energetic.
"Okay, I know you're hungry, and I'll bring you something to eat soon," he assured them. A yo-yo-like creature dangled from Kyle's wrist, brilliantly colored and full of thorns.
It was a Winged Demon, also known as a curled-winged bat, rated as a 5X-level magical creature by the Ministry of Magic. The creature resembled a bat, colorful and covered in spines. When flying without using its wings, it huddled inside a spiny egg sac. Kyle's "fantastic animal affinity" talent, acquired early on, made most magical animals naturally affectionate towards him. He had collected many pet companions over the years. It could be said that his title of "Blood Demon" was largely due to these companions.
Unfortunately, because he came here to study, he could only bring a relatively small animal with him. However, the speed at which he collected treasure chests at Hogwarts far exceeded his expectations. He believed he would soon have enough to acquire or grow something like Newt's huge suitcase!