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Chapter 6 - 6 THE PATRIARCH OF HELL

While Uncle Bull runs down the road he sees a decorated horse-drawn carriage in front of a church. At that time there was a wedding ceremony going on in the church. That carriage was arranged for the newly married couple for their first journey.

"This is the chariot of the Patriarch of hell." Seeing the carriage Uncle Bull said happily.

No one was near the carriage. He ran to it and jumped into the driver's seat.

"Hurry up you the damn scoundrels." Uncle Bull shouted, waving the whip in the air and ordering the horses to run.

The horses galloped forward.

The marriage ceremony was going on well there with accordion music and dances. Some people saw Uncle Bull leaving with the carriage and came running. But they could not stop him. Uncle Bull swung his whip and made the horses gallop.

He saw in the cart a women's silk hat with flowers on it. He put it on his head

The journey became awesome..!

Uncle Bull's chariot flowed through the streets like a hero in a fairy tale.

People watched that funny ride interestingly. They welcomed him with cheering noise and clapping.

"I am the Patriarch of hell who comes to baptize all of you the fuckers those hesitating to do sins." He roared from the cart with some funny gestures and laughed like a clown.

As he passed through the streets with his antics like a clown, the crowd cheered and applauded at the sight. The charioteer, wearing a lady's silk hat, thrilled them very well. They thought he was a performer doing a special funny adventure race. So they encouraged him well to do more. He blessed some by shouting abuses and continued his journey. His funny adventurous ride passed through many streets stirring the crowd well like a roadshow and finally, it reached the plain of the bikini beach.

"Now I need to bless the Messiah of hell." He said it and led the cart to the road going to the Prayer hall of evangelist John Kicker.

The horses rushed up the path to the top of the hill

The Patriarch of hell who rides in the cart sang a song enjoying that ride. A breeze joined him in that concert. The chariot of salvation ran seeking the sinners.

When his cart reached in front of the prayer hall, the Holy Floor, he jumped out from the cart and ran to the stage where John Kicker and his team were doing the divine prayer dance.

Uncle Bull kneeled in front of John Kicker and requested. "You the Antichrist, the Messiah of hell, please bless me with your Canaan wine." 

"I know you the apostle of Satan coming here for this divine drink." Then he turned toward his devotees and continued. "Oh, the lambs who have come to hear the psalms of this shepherd, behold, the apostle of Satan has come to eat the Sacramental bread. Let me baptize him with the light of holiness."

The people gave a joyful shout of devotion.

"Come on you the lord, let us go to the Chamber of Salvation." said the evangelist and welcomed Uncle Bull cordially by bowing down.

The evangelist took Uncle Bull to an underground chamber. In that darkened chamber Uncle Bull saw many bottles of liquor of different colors placed in a specially made rack on the wall like a bar counter. Evangelist pointed to the bottles and said.

"Satanophobia is a fear that the devil lives inside us. All these are divine medicines against it. So let me give you the divine snake water to chase out Satan from you. This is not a drink distilled from fruits. This holy water is the urine of the black serpent in the bottle which is the girlfriend of Satan. If you drink this, you'll be holy."

Evangelist took that bottle and poured the divine drink into a wine glass.

Uncle Bull noticed the snake inside the bottle was alive.

"The snake in the bottle is alive." Uncle Bull said.

"Yes, it is alive. That is why it would be divine." Evangelist said. "Drink it and purify your soul."

Evangelist lifted the wine glass that filled the divine drink like a priest doing a ritual in a Holy Mass and said. "This is the blood of Satan that purifies the human soul. Drink it and be purified."

When he had finished drinking the divine water, he saw the flame of hell coming and covering him. Satan appeared in front of him from the flame and advised him to bless the evangelist John Kicker.

Uncle Bull obeyed Satan's first order and blessed the evangelist with a hard punch on his face. The holiness danced there in that blessing. Uncle Bull heard the cheering sound of the devotees along with the laughter of Satan. The hand of blessing stretched towards the evangelist hardly. The sound of beatings and screams rang out there.

After blessing John Kicker, Uncle Bull heard the command of Satan.

"Come on boy, get on your cart and go to the mansion of the virgin of hell."