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Chapter 9 - 9 THE COMPASS OF COLUMBUS

"Then..?" Uncle Bull looked at Kimbler and laughed. "I want two more pills to have more fun like this…"

Everybody laughed.

Kimbler continued the story.

"You pointed to the Mayor and told the mob, First deal with this snow husky. He has stolen one of the most valuable artifacts in the country, the Compass of Columbus."

 "The Compass of Columbus..?" Mob asked you. "What is that…?

"Yes, it is the most valuable property of our country. He has stolen it," you said. "He will sell this compass to North Korea. According to Columbus' will, whoever has his compass with his seal will be the owner of the land he discovered during his expedition. Now this will of Columbus is with North Korea. So, if North Korea gets this compass, they will stake a claim against the United States in the UN assembly. Thus America will become a colony of North Korea." You said these words loudly.

"Oh my God…" A horrible sound came from the throat of the mayor. "What the hell is this..? Where did you get a such damn blunder..? I have never even heard of such a bloody compass."

The next moment someone slapped the mayor. "Shut up you dick. You are a mole who walks to eat everything."

"Believe me, he is a liar of this century, creating stupid lies," the Mayor yelled again showing his angry

As a reply, somebody slapped him lovely. The mayor became quiet.

"This is true." You said the mob. "He is a traitor going to sell our country."

The moment the mob heard your declaration the mayor got some more slaps from the angry mob. He stopped talking.

Everybody got upset when they heard this astonishing news from your mouth. 

"But who has the will of Columbus?" Someone asked.

"Now it is with North Korea." You said. "If they get this compass, they will present this will of Columbus to the UN Assembly to stake a claim in the United States." You replied and continued the story about the will of Columbus." Kimbler continued with a smile. "You said the mob, This will of Columbus was kept secretly in the chamber of Queen Isabella of Spain. No one found it for centuries. Last month, a Singaporean billionaire bought some of Queen Isabella's royal furniture through an auction. This will was found hidden in a feather pillow when the furniture was checked. He felt that the document, written in Spanish, was an important document at first glance. Because it had a signature and a seal on it. So he consulted his lawyer. The lawyer said it must be a priceless ancient royal document written in Spanish. To know more details about the document, the lawyer arranged for two Spanish archaeologists to examine it. They examined it and revealed that it was the will of Columbus with his signature and the seal of Queen Isabella of Spain. The will says that whoever has his compass with his seal will be the owner of the land he discovered during his expedition. That's how the outside world knew about this will, which was kept secret in Queen Isabella's chamber for five hundred years. Now, it is in North Korea. Spaniards informed the Singapore millionaire that the value of the will of Columbus was equal to the value of the land that he had discovered during his expeditions. That information was enough for the Singapore millionaire. He got the subject very clearly. He could see the unpredictable wealth lying on the document that luckily he could possess. He moved ahead with the further plans. He paid a huge amount to Spanish archeologists for not disclosing the secret. First, he started the negotiation with the prime enemy of the United States, North Korea. The Korean leader offered him fifty percent of the profits plus a paradise mansion and a thousand virgins for entertainment. The Singapore millionaire and Spaniards flew to North Korea in a special jet. Diplomatically they were welcomed by the North Korean leader with a guard of honor and a red carpet. During the royal banquet given by the leader of North Korea, the Singapore millionaire asked a question to him.

"Do you have any hope that you can stake a claim in the United States if you have this will and compass of Columbus?"

"Yes." The Korean Leader said. "I know which UN charter is going to help me. If other members oppose our claim and resolution, we will declare that there is no value for any UN charter. We will make a statement in the UN assembly that the islands and territories possessed by many countries based on any pact or monopoly should be freed from their sovereignty.

You stopped the story and told the mob. So, if North Korea gets this compass, soon they will come to our country to start their nuclear cola production. So, get the compass from this traitor and save our country." 

"Wait for a second, stop your story." Uncle Bull said to Kimbler. "Did I say a story like this? It is very funny. From where did I get this compass story?" Uncle Bull asked Kimbler in surprise.

Kimbler and Randy laughed loudly.

"Actually, that was a novel written by a North Korean author. You have read it earlier." Kimbler said.

"Yes, now I remember that novel, The Compass of Columbus, a funny piece. Then what happened? I have made big trouble for the poor mayor. Oh, Jesus, forgive me." Uncle Bull asked eagerly.

"Doesn't matter, he deserves it. He is a looter and traitor who needs to be treated well." Kimbler said. "Ok, let me continue the story. "The angry mob started searching for the compass in the mayor's house. They did not get any compass, but in that search, they could find several documents and contracts of the mayor's illegal business. The governor has ordered an inquiry over the corruption issue of the mayor. But before getting prosecuted, the mayor and his two Russian chicks escaped to the Cuban Castration House, a resort in Cuba." 

"How could he escape?" Uncle Bull asked.

"In fact, the defense secretary is a collaborator in the mayor's black dealing. They share the profit of the black money getting through illegal business. So the secretary protected the Mayor and helped to flee the country."

 "Jesus Christ, He is the traitor helping the enemy of his country." Uncle Bull expressed his passion. "Then, where is the mayor now?"

 

"Mayor is enjoying the erotic diplomatic treatment at The Cuban Castration House." Captain Randy said.

"Cuban Castration House..? What the hell is that? Is it a place for castration?" doubtfully Uncle Bull asked.

"Currently it is a resort situated on a Cuban island," Kimbler explained. "Earlier, during the time of the Cold War, it was a notorious Russian base and spot for interrogation and detention like Guantanamo Bay camp. During that period, many plutocrats had been castrated there by communist butchers. Now this bloody camp has been converted into a beach resort. Those who wish to smell human blood are coming there seeking peace. Mainly, the apostles of international black diplomacy and the conspirators of great political play are the prime customers visiting there."

While continuing the story, doctors came to the room to examine Uncle Bull.

"Hello, hero, how are you? Are you keeping well?" The main doctor asked Uncle Bull.

"Yeah, I am all right, until I see the vampire, Crazy Nany." He said.

"Who is that?" Another doctor asked.

"The daughter of Antichrist." Uncle Bull calmly replied.

Everybody laughed except Uncle Bull. He was thinking about his wife crazy Nany, the daughter of the Antichrist.

Doctors left after their checkups.

"Ok, then what happened to the Don Quixote the second," Uncle Bull impatiently asked. "Now, call me Don Quixote the second of the great stupid adventures."

"Right, let me continue." Kimbler started the narration again.