"That was a million-dollar mission. After the convent incident, you continued your journey in your decorated cart. While going through a street, you found a funeral parade coming. Suddenly, you jumped out of the cart and stopped that parade. You told the crowd that the boy enclosed in the coffin is not dead. His soul will be with his body for another two hours, so take him to the hospital and save him. His father, Known as Latex Martin, is a businessman and the owner of the famous condom company, named Mr. Dude. He wants to give you a million dollars as a present for saving his boy's life."
"A Million dollars..! My nuts have no power to bear it. What happened to that boy?"
"In fact, this boy who made this trouble had consumed a piece of the deadly opium known as Afghan Chocolate. After consuming it, he slept for two days, like dead, without making any noise or any movement. Everybody thought the boy had died already. So he was going to be buried. But your timely intervention saved him from the pit of death. Anyhow, his father is so grateful to you and he has been offered a million-dollar prize to you."
"What will I do with these million bucks, the pension that I am getting is far enough for me and my sleeping dick."
"You can marry a Ukrainian chick." Captain Randy said. "And go to Hawaii for a lovely honeymoon."
"Yes, you can relax with a fancy tit on the Polynesian sandy beach. But you have to call us as well." Kimbler said and laughed.
"Oh really? That is a fantastic idea." A tiny smile formed on Uncle Bull's face. "But can I escape from that piranha?" He expressed his doubt and asked. "OK. Anything else remains in the great adventures of Don Quixote the Second?"
"Yes, there's another adventure that won you the President's National Award," Kimbler said.
"Oh my God, I can't bear the fun of these stupidities anymore." Uncle Bull said.
"Sometimes, stupidity can make achievements." Captain Randy replied.
"That is the glory of Don Quixote." Uncle Bull said. "Right, what was that heroic mission that won a national award for me?" Uncle Bull asked.