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Chapter 10 - 10 THE DILDOS OF SISTER LARA PARROT

"Then, after that mission at the mayor's villa, you continued your journey with the horse cart.

The cart ran through the streets with your funny gestures and melodious songs, like a wagon of King George. Finally, that journey halted at the gate of the Holy Virgin Convent. You stepped out of the cart and directly went to the meeting hall on the second floor. A trial was taking place there at the time, in the presence of the bishop and other high church officials. 

One nun called Sister Martha wants to quit her holy life as a nun to marry her lover. But the Mother Superior of the convent, Sister Lara Parrot, a lady of hard-hearted, does not want to allow anybody to go out. So, she fabricated some adultery story about this poor Sister and asked the committee to send her to the catholic prison, called Paradise Mansion, in the Vatican."

 "Is there any catholic prison like that in the Vatican?" Uncle Bull asked.

"In fact, this is not a prison. It is a convent with some strict rules, where the inmates will be forced to do their prayer for hours, on their knees. So you can imagine how fair life would be there." Kimbler continued. "Then, when Sister Lara Parrot demanded to send Sister Martha to catholic prison, suddenly, you jumped into the scene and appeared in front of the trial committee and told the bishop that Sister Lara Parrot is a servant of Satan who plays with the devil's toys, hence, she does not deserve any right to speak anything about morality and religion. The next moment, you snatched the handbag of Sister Lara and opened it. And, you took out a dildo from her bag and showed it to everybody. 

 "Look, this is the holiness that she carries always. Instead of keeping a holy cross, she keeps a holy dildo. Praise the lord." You said.

"And then…?" Uncle Bull laughed and looked at his laughing friends.

"Bishop dismissed Sister Lara Parrott from the convent and soon after this incident, she flew to Paris. While going, she told her servant that collecting dildos was her hobby and asked the servant to throw all of these toys at the Canary River. The servant counted the toys and found the collection was more than three hundred. Now her husband sells these holy toys online along with the stories of Lara Parrot." 

Uncle Bull took a deep breath and said. "I spoiled many people's life."

"Those sinners deserve it." Captain Randy said. 

"You have done the right things. Those who got into trouble with you were committing wrong things. So, they deserve it. They are the enemies of the nation and society." Captain Randy said.

"OK. Let me come to your fourth mission," Kimbler continued the story.