Hetalia x Tony the Alien

Tony came to the world, as an alien Tony was curious about what the world is like, how the world works. There he met all the beautiful, handsome, sexy and seductive countries. All of them were good looking, so so good looking that even the hetalia fangirls and fanboys are obsessing over them. It was heaven for Tony, all of the human personifications of those countries are either women or men [and according to my headcanons, Tony is bi sexual—]. Every time Tony always finds himself fantasizing and dreaming about all the countries [sooo— we live inside a country, right? But Tony wants all the countries to be inside him 💀 and anyways the characters are not mine]. Though, since all the countries are busy, stern and very serious [stern and serious are the same💀⚰️], he couldn't flirt with them as usual, they are always on meetings. Tony didn't want to confess his love for them because he does not want things to go awkward 🫠🗣️🔥