*Gupta (aka Egypt), Boris (aka Bulgaria), and Alice (aka Belgium) always needed a maid to clean their house. Their upstairs neighbours, Yi Ling (aka Taiwan), Leon (aka Hong Kong), Wang Lei (aka Macau), Trần (aka Vietnam) and Kanah (aka Philippines) always keep making loud banging sounds by jumping up and down on the floor which annoys Gupta, Boris and Alice a lot*
*Sadly, Tony got fired from his job at the cafe because he's been late for the seventeenth time and his boss scolded him a lot. Now, as Tony got fired, there was an advertisement sign that said "need a new maid". And Tony decided to work at Gupta, Boris and Alice's house*
*and Gupta is 29, Boris is 28 and Alice is 23, Yi Ling is 18, Leon is 27, Wang Lei is 25, Trần is 28 and Kanah is 23? ZAMN!! obviously! Tony got a crush on Gupta, Boris, Alice and Kanah (wait a damn second Kanah is a man—)* 😨
*Romantic song playing in the background -yassss-*
(there is no official human name for Philippines from hetalia, so I chose Kanah for his name 💀)
(And anyways Kanah is a bit zesty 😱)
*As Tony goes about his duties, cleaning the house and tidying up, he can hear the loud banging noises from upstairs growing louder and more frequently. It's clear that the neighbors are causing a major disturbance and it's clearly getting on Gupta, Boris and Alice's nerves.*
*After a few hours, there's a sudden knock on the front door. Tony goes to answer it and finds Kanah standing there, looking a little sheepish.*
Gupta: what the hell do you want again, Kanah?
Tony: *shy*
*Kanah gives a sheepish grin, rubbing the back of his neck.*
Kanah: Well, I...I just wanted to apologize for all the noise we're causing upstairs. We're trying to keep it down, but it's hard when we have our, uh... *ahem* fun.
*Boris rolls his eyes and groans in annoyance, while Alice crosses her arms and looks unamused.*
Tony: *gulps* w-what fun?
Kanah: y'know...~ adult activities~
Gupta: THAT'S IT! STOP TRYING TO MAKE THINGS SO DIRTY AND GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE!!!
Kanah: *gulps* oh my Gawsh, daddy, uhh I mean— Mr. Gupta, chillll
Gupta: WHAT THE FUCK!? AND DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!
*Boris rolls his eyes again, while Alice looks like she's just about had it with Kanah's behavior.*
Boris: Don't call Gupta 'daddy', you weirdo.
*Gupta's face turns slightly red at Kanah's comment, clearly flustered.*
Gupta: Yes, stop calling me that! And stop causing disturbances with your loud 'dancing'!
Tony: w-what d-dancing...?
Kanah: like bouncing up and down on someone's private—
Gupta: GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE, KANAH!!!
*Boris bursts out laughing at Kanah's comment, while Alice tries to hide a smirk.*
Boris: Oh man, Kanah, you just can't help yourself, can you?
*Gupta looks even more frustrated, his face turning slightly red again*.
Gupta: That's it! Get out of here right now, you troublemaker!
Kanah: fineeee I'll go~ *leaves*
Tony: uhhh— what does bouncing up and down on someone's private, whatever that sentence is, means?
Boris: *pats Tony's head* now now, Tony, let's not explain it, dear?
Alice: dearie, you're too innocent! We'd rather not explain it to you! *snickers*
Gupta: *sighs* you'll understand it when you get older?
Tony: *gulps* alrighty...
Boris: oh Tony, you're soo cutesy and demure—
*Boris and Alice can barely hold back their laughter, finding Tony's innocence both adorable and amusing. They exchange amused glances with each other, clearly enjoying the situation.*
*Gupta shoots Boris an annoyed look, knowing that he should probably explain things to Tony before Boris says something inappropriate.*
*A few moments later*
Tony: uhhh— Mr Gupta, why do I hear clapping sounds upstairs...?
(AH HELL NAW, TONY, DON'T—)
*Gupta groans and facepalms, while Boris and Alice burst out laughing.*
Gupta: Oh no, not again... Those damn neighbors are at it again.
*Meanwhile, the distinct sound of clapping and giggling can be heard coming from upstairs. It's clear that the neighbors are up to their usual noisy shenangians, much to Gupta's annoyance.*
Gupta: They're just being loud and annoying , as usual. They're probably jumping up and down on the floor, making a racket.
Tony: but that doesn't sound like that, it sounds like wet clapping sounds... And I could hear moaning noises...?
Alice: OH MAI GOSH, OH HELL NO—
Boris: anyways I'm gonna check what they're doing upstairs~
Gupta: Boris... DON'T—
Boris: I know what they're doing, but I just wanna see~
*Gupta groans in frustration, clearly knowing that there's no stopping Boris from checking on the neighbors. Alice just shakes her head, bracing herself for whatever scene Boris is about to walk in on.*
*Meanwhile, the clapping and moaning noises continue to get louder and more intense.*
*As Boris makes his way towards the stairs, Gupta and Alice follow close behind, still looking worried.*
Gupta: I can't believe he's actually going to check on them. This is going to be a disaster...
*They follow Boris up the stairs, trying to brace themselves for what they're about to see. The clapping and moaning noises get even louder as they approach the upstairs neighbors' rooms.*
Tony: *gulps* yikes, they're even screaming? That might be painful....
*Gupta and Alice can hear Tony's comment and exchange worried glances, knowing that he's still blissfully unaware of what's going on upstairs. They both want to explain it to him, but they also don't want to ruin his innocence.*
*Boris reaches the top of the stairs and smirks.*
Boris: Oh boy, this is gonna be good~
*As Boris approaches the neighbors' door, the clapping and moaning noises grow louder and more intense. He can also hear the distinct sound of skin slapping against skin. Gupta and Alice look worried, knowing that they should stop Boris before he sees something he shouldn't.*
Tony: w-what a-are t-they doing...!?
*Gupta and Alice exchange glances, not knowing how to explain it to Tony without potentially traumatizing him. Boris, on the other hand, is clearly amused by Tony's innocent question.*
Boris: Oh, they're just having some, let's say, 'fun' up here. Don't worry about it, Tony.
Tony: Gosh, why are they screaming?
*Meanwhile the upstairs neighbours* 💀
Tony: when are they going to stop?
(Oh please stop 💀)
Tony: they're not going to stop...?
Tony: wait... It's now 5 pm! I must go home now...!
Boris: Already? Aw, I was just getting the good part.
*Gupta and Alice look relieved, glad that Tony is leaving before things can get any more awkward.*
Gupta: Right, you should get going. See you tomorrow, Tony!
Tony: aight, bye!
Alice: bye! Have a great day!