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“You Scammer! Return me my 10,000-year-old Mystic Jade Staff!” “You lost it fair and square in the gamble, Grand Elder. I can’t help it if your so-called Profound Scrying Eyes couldn’t see through my cups.” “What cups!? Those were the Divine Temple Bells of the Mahayana Temple!” “And?” “Even the Immortal Monarch himself can’t see through them, you thief!” *** “What do you mean you won’t reimburse me for the Flying Sword Insurance I took?” “The terms and conditions clearly state that there will be no reimbursement within the first year of taking out the policy.” “You never said that!” “And you never read the fine print in the contract, Patriarch.” “The fine print that was written with illusory ink!? You bastard!” *** “How did my small loan of 1,000 Immortal Stones turn into a debt of 100,000 Immortal Stones? You loan shark!” “That’s just the power of compounding, my friend.” “You call that compounding? I took the loan last week, you scammer! And I’m not your friend, I’m the goddamn Emperor!” *** “How are you not dead? I saw your corpse with my own eyes!” “My death was greatly exaggerated, Senior Sister.” “You didn’t even have a head!” “Like I said, exaggerated.” *** In the vast world of cultivation, where honor and integrity reign supreme, one man dares to defy the heavens—not with sword or spell, but with deception and trickery. Once a lowly street urchin, Han Yu quickly realized that cultivation required three things: talent, resources, and powerful backers. He had none of those. What he did have, however, was a sharp tongue, quick hands, and a complete lack of shame. From gambling dens to immortal auctions, from conning sect elders to running an interdimensional insurance scam, Han Yu’s reputation spreads across the cultivation world like an unstoppable plague. No treasure is too sacred, no contract too ironclad, and no oath too unbreakable for him to twist to his advantage. Even the mighty Immortal Clans dare not underestimate him—after all, the last sect that tried ended up legally belonging to him. With a growing list of enemies, a debt larger than some celestial empires, and a skillset that consists entirely of loopholes, misdirection, and sheer audacity, Han Yu’s journey to the peak of immortality is anything but conventional. Will he be hunted down by every major power in the realm? Will he accidentally scam his way into becoming an Immortal Emperor? Or will he outwit even fate itself and make the heavens owe him a favor? One thing is certain—when Han Yu is involved, nothing is ever fair, but the house always wins. ------- P.S: This book is set in the universe of Walker of the Words and is in the same time period. Tags: #Comedy #weak to strong #Scamming #Beast companions #Monster Master #World Exploration #Faceslapping #Overpowered Cheats #Pretending to be weak

On his 20th birthday, Tyson’s life took a drastic turn when a mysterious Meta-bot chooses him, granting him a powerful armor and thrusting him into a battle far bigger than himself. Now as a Ranger, he joins the fight against the Rogues while mentally prepares for the deadly tournament—the only way to earn years for Earth’s survival. The battles inside Tournaments always broadcasted live while warriors risked everything for Earths sake and for their families sake. Now, Tyson must navigate his fractured ties with his adopted brother while falling in love with the most beautiful girl from his academy, who turns out to be the former General's daughter. Will he take responsibility and prove that he is worthy of the Roger family name, or will he crumble beneath the weight of expectations before time runs out? ------ This novel is a blend of sci-fi and fantasy, featuring a 'weak to strong' progression. My focus is heavily on character development, so if you're looking for a any regular story then this novel might not be for you! Tags: Action, Adventure, War & Politics, Tournament, Fantasy, Romance, Gore, Death, Brotherhood, Alliances, Dungeons & Maps, Weak to Strong, Sci-Fi x Fantasy, Character Growth, Power Progression, Mecha Battles, Revenge & Redemption, High-Stakes Survival, Emotional Depth, Betrayal. [ I recommend you to give it a read to 30+ chapters before you decide to drop the novel ] [ I updated 1 chapter per day, 7 a week. 50 Power Stones = 1 Extra Chapters 100 power stones = 2 Extra Chapters ]

In a kingdom where power is feared, those born with abilities are forced to live in the shadows. The new king, driven by paranoia, has been secretly executing them, convincing the people that they are a threat. Despite this, a few remain, blending into society, hiding their true nature to survive. Lian Wu was one of them with abilities, highly respected in the kingdom, but he had long abandoned his abilities, keeping a promise to his late parents—who had sacrificed their lives helping the previous king for the throne. Their loyalty earned him a place in the palace, where he studied alongside the royal family’s masters and gained recognition for his talent. But many dismissed his success, believing it was his powers—not his skill—that set him apart. When a new king takes the throne, admiration turns to disdain making him an outcast He spends his days outside the palace, quietly teaching martial arts, trying to live in peace. But years later, everything changed as Lian Wu died from a sudden illness. Where everyone secretly believed a murder. His death ignites a fire in those who have suffered in silence for too long. As hidden forces rise, betrayals unfold, and alliances are tested, a battle begins—not just for revenge, but for the light for those who lived in the shadow, making them Exist in a world that wants them erased.

In 2025 Shanghai, Zhao Ming, a 48-year-old clerk, stumbles into a microscopic parallel world during his zodiac year. Amid unknown threats and infection risks, his coke becomes a lifesaving "potion." He builds a multicultural stronghold in an abandoned LA town, trading supplies and secretly deploying cola syrup, AI, and nuclear tech against virus threats. The story celebrates cultural friction as a source of joy, echoing nostalgic debates from 1990s western world, where friends bonded over beer, history, and folklore. A whimsical "Toad-mouthed Owl" spouting idioms adds humor, while time-travel themes bridge past camaraderie and speculative futures. Ultimately, resilience thrives not in division but in shared laughter and resourceful reinvention.

Software engineer Lila Vaughn at Starlink uncovers a mysterious alien signal embedded in the system, triggering a global chain reaction of volcanic eruptions, strange weather, and seismic activity. As tensions rise between the world’s superpowers, Lila discovers that the signal is linked to extraterrestrial technology—which Elon Musk has secretly used to advance his Mars colonization plans. But the tech’s true purpose is far more dangerous: it’s a weapon that could spark global war and destruction. Lila must decide whether to expose the truth or protect humanity from a devastating future. Signal from the Stars is a fast-paced, high-stakes thriller that explores the dark side of ambition, alien technology, and humanity's fate.

Explore the realmsverse, battle monsters of myth and legend, die trying... and then come back to life stronger with the advantage of hindsight! Rinse and repeat. Death holds no power over Will Wisdom, a boy who’d once been sacrificed to the altar of the gods of death only to reincarnate moments later. Will’s a teenager stuck with Extra-Life, a curse that lets him relive the same day of every death with all the gruesome details of his latest demise intact to help him survive in his next run of whatever realm, dungeon, or adventuring class he’s decided to challenge next. Returning to life after each harrowing encounter is a useful hack for a teenager enrolled in the legendary Academy, a school that teaches young adventurers to become the kind of heroes who chase after the big monster bounties and uncover the great mysteries of the Realmsverse. Mysteries such as finding the cult of evil ljósálfar who’d cursed Will with Extra-Life in the first place, and then exacting his revenge on these bright elf bastards! The Academy is the perfect place for Will to achieve his hopes and dreams too. Assuming he does well in Swords and Sorcery, Apprentice Alchemy, Dungeon Excursions, P.E., and a whole host of crazy training courses in his novice schedule. Will may need a little help with that. Welcome to the Academy, Will Wisdom—hope you live to see graduation day! *** Aside from daily chapter releases, I will release extra chapters every Sunday depending on power stones earned during the same week. 200 stones = 1 additional chapter! *** Temporary cover created with PixAI

A young maiden who's confident and brave enough to face the challenges that transpired before her eyes. But if one day she wakes up in a world that lies between reality and fantasy, an adventure filled with thrills and action awaits her. Robots that are not present in this time frame appear and seek something that people wouldn't believe. And a never-ending rumor about a sword that's waiting for its host. Even though, until now, no one could find a trace of whether it was real. Will she embrace this so-called journey to explore the things hidden in the past while paving her path for the future?

Susan Mitchell , a frustrated office assistant discovers a rare relic in the confines of her office walls. out of curiosity to decipher the contents of this relic, Susan Mitchell gets transported to ancient Qin dynasty in China as Ru Lingyi who is a palace maid in the palace of an overbearing concubine. Will Susan Mitchell, who is now Ru Lingyi find her way out , or becomes entangled with palace drama?, how is she going to navigate this discovery?...why not read to find out.

Henry Dreherg is a young boy who leaves his mother’s house to pursue what every young boy dreams of, an adventure. Together with the friends he gains throughout his path, he faces strong enemies and wild adventures to ultimately make a name for himself in this gigantic and dangerous world.

Nuestro protagonista esta atrapado en un videojuego tiene amnesia , no sabe como llego , pero ahora poco a poco el recordara todo empezando su viaje, pero el viaje es de una puerta hacia a la muerte

The battle royal of the superman or I'm leaving everything to become a psychic politician. In a crowded and unhealthy city, Vati, a depressed and school drop-out teenager who has run away from home, meets Abellio, a deeply intelligent young man with obscure and mysterious powers and knowledge, who wants to make him his apprentice. Entering the world of psychic "politicians," will Vati finally discover fulfillment or rather frenzy? (I was inspired by a friend's behavior to create this story) I have five months to transform this creative endeavor into a profitable venture that supports my goal of setting up a private home laboratory. Additional details and inquiries on my Discord https://discord.gg/3NhFQQsv I am looking for people who are argumentative and logical. Who move at their own pace and tend to want to ensure the safety of their family and loved ones. On the other hand, when it comes to pursuing their own goals, they don't listen to what others might have to say.

This story shows the era where, Humans are against Gods, where they seek the truth about why we are living in the world where only sadness and cruelty exist? Story is about 3 brothers, who were separated from the childhood, meets again after years... but this time the story and their mentality are different. "To bring Gods on earth, I need to kill every ruler of this World." Shinda-Me says with burning desire. This might teach you how to see Love, how to be Warrior, how to have Trust, and so on. This is my first time publishing something so I hope you all will like it. "Love... even one sided and never heard, is till Love~" Godslayer said with a smile.

[ Jadilah istri Maxim von Waldeck hanya dalam nama. ] Itulah tugas sederhana yang diberikan kepada Daisy, seorang mata-mata dari pasukan revolusioner. Maxim von Waldeck, seorang tentara bayaran yang lahir di luar nikah, dikenal sebagai anjing pemburu keluarga kerajaan. Ia dikirim ke garis depan sebagai umpan meriam, dengan peluang selamat yang nyaris nol. Tak ada wanita yang rela mengambil peran sebagai janda sebelum waktunya. Rencananya mudah: berpura-pura menjadi istrinya selama perang, lalu melarikan diri sebelum kerajaan jatuh setelah kekalahan mereka. Jika ia berhasil, imbalan besar menantinya—cukup untuk pensiun dengan nyaman. “Aku akan segera kembali, istriku.” Ya, senang bertemu denganmu. Beristirahatlah dalam damai. “Kita akan menyempurnakan pernikahan ini saat aku kembali.” Mimpi yang tinggi, bukan? Semoga arwahmu tenang. Daisy mengira itu hanyalah impian kosong seorang pria yang mendambakan masa depan bahagia. Namun kemudian— [ Maxim von Waldeck Meraih Kemenangan Besar yang Tak Terduga! ] Segalanya berbalik jauh dari yang ia duga. [ Pahlawan Nasional, Grand Duke Waldeck! Apa yang paling Anda nantikan saat kembali ke rumah? ] [ Memeluk istriku tercinta, Daisy, dalam dekapanku. ] Tidak mungkin. Ini pasti kesalahan cetak. Namun, Maxim von Waldeck adalah pria yang menganggap janji lebih berharga dari nyawanya sendiri. "Aku pulang, istriku." Dengan kata-kata itu, ia tiba-tiba menarik Daisy ke dalam pelukannya. Mata Daisy berputar panik, tak percaya akan tingkahnya yang tak terduga. “Haruskah kita menuju kamar sekarang?” “Apa?” Ia berbisik lembut di telinganya, senyum malas terukir di bibirnya. “Maaf, tapi aku sedikit terburu-buru.” Tubuhnya terasa berat dan panas, bagian depan celananya menegang, seakan siap meledak kapan saja. ‘Apakah bajingan ini seorang maniak mesum?’ Bisakah Daisy menceraikannya sebelum penyamarannya terbongkar?

Eden and Edger are the two princes of the Kingdom of Lavona. Their fierce battle for the throne leads to a curse which can only be broken by another fierce battle between their descendants. The two kingdoms are always hostile to each other. Arthur, a descendant of Eden and Eva and Athena, the descendants of Edger, were brought up to hate each other but destiny had other plans.

Alati was born in a small village. for for years she would take care of her mother. she would want to start an adventure of her own but she was tied to mom. after confessing to her mom that she wanted to leave the mom would give her blessing and Alati would set off on her journey of her own

Ryan is a normal young man chosen to inherit the Emperor of Time title and lead Chronos' army, the 'Guardians of Time'. He must struggle with hellish training and survive from all of his enemies (some are deities) to lead the army of the Gods and other powerful creatures, and save humanity from an apocalyptic Battle of the Gods.

In a world filled with fun,magic,spirits and monster called "Fallens" the main character sets out to be an adventurer but he finds himself in a different path then he intended will his goal be achieved

[Work In Progress] Cultivators pursue power, ascending through realms that test their will and understanding. With each step forward, the divide between the strong and the weak grows ever wider. Xu Hanyu, burdened by an enigmatic curse on his left arm, never expected kindness from his family. The mark stripped him of the opportunities others took for granted, binding him in chains—his father calling it ‘protection.’ But the life he thought was his shatters when a cruel truth is revealed: "You were never meant to belong here. You don’t share our blood. You were adopted!" Cast into uncertainty, his cursed mark—once a symbol of disgrace—becomes a beacon, drawing deadly enemies to those he once called family. To protect them, he steps into the martial world, where treacherous foes, hidden truths, and the weight of his fate await. Yet, the mark he bears hides a sinister past, one that ties him to an origin beyond his imagining. As he digs deeper, he finds his destiny entwined with those he least expected—including his first love, whose family harbors secrets that could destroy him.

Setiap tiga tahun sekali, kompetisi antara tujuh sekolah sihir di kekaisaran dilaksanakan. Pemenang di kompetisi ini akan mendapatkan hadiah berupa keinginan yang dikabulkan oleh pihak kekaisaran. Kuro Kagami seorang Exceed peringkat F yang tak memiliki kemampuan sihir, tapi karena suatu alasan, dia masuk ke sekolah sihir bertujuan untuk menjadi juara dalam kompetisi tiga tahunan itu. Bisakah dia memenangkan kompetisi itu?

In only a few months, Callum experienced his loving family unit collapse into nothing. In a desperate move to save his sister; his last remaining kin, he applies to become a Retainer in the Imperial Palace of Altbourg. Follow Callum as he gets dragged into epic battles and schemes unimaginable to common people, all while dealing with the weight of his decisions and circumstances that have come to shape his personality into an extreme battle maniac. ************** Relying only on his sword and Battle System in an Imperial Palace where innocent heads fell to tricks and whims, Callum explores the full capability of the human body, becoming something akin to a weapon and wielded only by his loyalty.

Eran and Theo, are two close friends that belong to the infamous mercenary group, Band of de Sun. Eran is driven by ambition for revenge, seeking retribution for his father's death, while Theo seeks to realize his dreams of power and control. The road ahead of them will not be as beautiful as they imagined. The band's loyalty tested, and tragedy ensues, forcing Eran and Theo to question their principles and reasoning. Will their friendship survive the clash of ambitions and the test of loyalty that awaits them? In a world driven by power and revenge, Eran and Theo's friendship will be put to the test. Will they find a way to reconcile their ambitions, or will their path lead them to a painful harsh reality?