Chapter { 3 "The adoptive father, two uncles and the vodka enthusiast"
*after all, the human personifications of the older and the younger countries thought that Tony the Alien was a child. They discussed the topic that Tony should at least have a family to teach him and take care of him even when Tony is 17. But shockers! A young American man named Alfred Jones (aka America) decided to adopt Tony. Though Tony had a good relationship with his adoptive father, his adoptive siblings (aka Alfred's 49 children) thought Tony was a weird boy, hence they always paired Tony up with Ohio (aka Alfred's other 'weird' child [so that means Alfred probably has 50 children in total]). Unlike the other adoptive siblings, Ohio was social around Tony and tried to give him gifts as she tried to act friendly around Tony. But the secret is that Tony secretly has a crush on Alfred*
*Not only that but Tony also had two adoptive uncles named Francis (aka France) and Arthur (aka England). Tony actually did have a crush on Francis, he hated Arthur a lot and would try to hurt him, but always fails to and he secretly tries to give Arthur gifts as an apology. And as he expects it, if he confesses his love for Alfred, Francis and Arthur, he would possibly be doomed because they are his family members and be humiliated by his uncles*
*sometimes when his adoptive siblings' and his father go to work, he always finds a mysterious Russian man, in the alleyway, always drinking a specific type of alcohol named vodka, whiskey and more*
Tony: uhhh— Ohio? Why is there a strange Russian man in the alleyway under the balcony?—
Ohio: wait! Shush! You better not let him see you!
Tony: but why?
California: *whistles* I know that Russian guy, he is Ivan Braginsky. He is the enemy of our dad, Alfred. I searched for information about him in our dad's office!
California: honestly, he doesn't have any war with our dad but, I saw that Ivan's father, who is still unknown or probably known as Soviet union or the father of Russia, used to have war with our dad's father. Sadly both our dad's father and Ivan's father died during the war.
Tony: Wait, really? So our dad and this Ivan guy have this generational feud going on because of their fathers' war? That's crazy.
Ohio: That explains why Ivan is always hanging around here. But what's his deal with all the drinking then?
California: well— Ivan is an alcoholic—
Tony: damn, that sucks—
Alabama: heya guys—
Ohio: *gasps* Alabama, you inc-st shi— go away—
California: Alabama, sister, ugh, this is the seventh time, please don't try to taunt Tony—
Ohio: *protects Tony*
Ohio: now get the hell out before I kick your ass..!
Alabama: heh~ no~
California & Ohio: GET OUT OF OUR FACE!!!!
Alabama: fine!
Tony: *gulps*
Tony: okay, anyways where did daddy go?
Ohio: uhh— he's still at work—
California: *scrolling through tik tok*
Tony: ...
Ohio: and, dad said that our uncle Francis and Arthur are coming to our house tomorrow.
Tony: when?
Ohio: Hmm, I think Dad said they're coming around noon tomorrow. They have some kind of business meeting or something with him, so they'll be staying for a while.
California: Yeah, pretty sure that's right. Which means we'll be stuck with Uncle Francis and Mr. Stick-Up-His-Ass for a few days, lucky us.
Ohio: "Mr. Stick-Up-His-Ass" bruh—
Tony: *giggles*
California: Hey, you gotta admit, it fits him perfectly.
Ohio: Yeah, it really does. Uncle Arthur can be so uptight and serious all the time. It's annoying.
Tony: *blushes* c-can I t-tell you a secret?
California & Ohio: yo sure bro
Tony: *blushes* promise not to tell?
Ohio: promise!
California: pinky promise!
*Tony bashfully looked at Ohio and California, as he fidgeted with his fingers. He almost looked embarrassed*
Tony: well, I have a crush on my three class teachers named Ludwig (aka Germany), Feliciano (aka Italy) and Kiku (aka Japan)...~ and I also have a crush on my neighbors named Elizaveta (Hungary), Roderich (aka Austria) and Gilbert (aka Prussia) but the most dangerous thing is that I— ... Secretly have a crush on uncle Francis and uncle Arthur...~
*Ohio and California listened intently, their eyes widening with surprise at the confessions Tony just made. Ohio's expression was a mix of shock and concern, while California seemed more intrigued than anything else.*
Ohio: Woah, slow down a sec. You have a crush on your teachers and our neighbors? And ... are you seriously saying you have a crush on our uncles, Francis and Arthur, too? Jeez, kid, you're really going for the forbidden fruit!
California: hey, Ohio, Tony seems to match your freak, he's weird just like you!
Ohio: SHUT UP!
Tony: *eating popcorn while watching the scene*
*Yep Tony is watching the scene, eating popcorn like it's a regular day*
Tony: *gulps* but it feels so wrong, man! I have a crush on everyone who are much much older than me! And I am not ready to confess my love for them! What if I'll get doomed!?
Ohio: oh don't worry my dear! Love is normal!
California: even I have a crush on my rose to—
Ohio: California, shut up!
Tony: a-and they're all serious and stern! I think they'll be disappointed at me for confessing my love for them! What if they don't love me...?
*Ohio put a reassuring hand on Tony's shoulder, her expression gentle.*
Ohio: Hey, don't worry so much. Sure, some of them can be serious and stern, but that doesn't mean they won't understand your feelings. And as for confessing, it's true that they might not feel the same way, but it doesn't necessarily mean they'll be disappointed in you.
*California chimed in as well, her voice warm and encouraging.*
California: Yeah, just focus on being honest and respectful. They might surprise you.
Tony: But what if they think it's weird, a kid having a crush on adults, I mean...?"
*Ohio shook her head firmly.*
Ohio: It's not weird. It's completely normal. You can't help how you feel sometimes. And they're adults; they understand that crushes happen, even ones that seem unexpected.
Tony: still flustered they're either three to ten years older than me... I'm only 17... Turning 18 next year!
Ohio: Yeah, there is an age gap, but that doesn't mean it's unusual or wrong. People have crushes on older folks all the time. And hey, you're almost 18; you're practically an adult yourself.
California: You just have a thing for maturity, I guess. You like your adults experienced and wise.
Tony: but about experiencing 'doing it' with them? It feels so wrong yet pleasurable...
Ohio: Tony! You're still young to think about that—
Tony: *feels guilty about it*
Ohio & California: aw come on, it's normal to feel like that but always remember to have self control!
Tony: *nods*
*Next day, it's now Sunday 12th Oct 2024* 🥰
*Uncle Francis and Uncle Arthur came over to Alfred's*
Tony: d-daddy? Why is uncle Francis and Arthur here!
Alfred: for business meetings obviously! *Pats Tony's head* now I'll be busy now? Okay?
Tony: a-alright!
*Ohio and California were in the living room, already anticipating the arrival of their uncles.*
Ohio: Here they come~
*The doorbell rang, signaling the arrival of Francis and Arthur.*
California: Show time!
*Alfred went to greet the two men at the door, and upon opening it, he warmly welcomed them inside.*
Alfred: Ah, Francis, Arthur! Welcome to my humble abode. Come on in!
Francis: *With his usual suave smile and charming demeanor* Ah, Alfred, it's always a pleasure to be here.
Arthur: *In his usual stern tone and no-nonsense attitude* Good day, Alfred. Thank you for hosting us.
*As the two men entered the house, Ohio and California watched from a distance, trying to gauge their respective uncles' moods*.
Ohio: *She glanced at California, a hint of concern in her voice* Looks like they've landed in work mode. They're both so serious.
California: *She replied, a mischievous glint in her eyes* Oh, come on, Ohio. It's just their 'work face'. They're always like that.
Tony: *fidgeted with his fingers again* hey psst! Ohio, California!
Ohio: yes Tony?
Tony: *blushes* do you have any idea on how to give *blushes again* uncle Francis and Arthur... Love letters...?
Ohio: Ah, so you want to give them love letters, huh? Well, can't say I'm surprised.
California: Yeah, you've got it bad for both of them. But love letters, huh? That's a bold move.
Ohio: Well, if you really want to do it, I suggest you write down your feelings honestly and sincerely. Be sure to express how you feel about them and why you're attracted to them.
California: Yeah, don't forget to be specific too. Mention things you like about them, you know, compliments, stuff like that. Everyone loves to hear kind words.
Tony: b-but I'm afraid to write my name on it, I fear that they'll find out who wrote this and will probably reject me!
Ohio: oh no! No one will reject you, even if you get rejected, it's always fine because you can have a crush on somebody else of your desire!
California: well— as if the love letters are supposed to be a secret, it's fine if you don't write your name on it...?
Tony: *sighs and blushes* ah! Thank you very much!
California & Ohio: no problem!
*Tony was in his room, his face still flushed as he sat down at his desk. He took out some paper and a pen, feeling a mixture of nervousness and determination. He was about to write the most important love letters of his life, and he felt a flutter in his chest at the mere thought of it.*
Tony: *He muttered to himself*, steadying his heart Come on, be brave. Time to confess my feelings...
*Romantic song playing in the background*
Tony: okay now why the hell is there always a romantic song playing in the background!?
Tony: Seriously, universe, you're not making this any easier! Why does everything have to be so damn romantic right now?
*Tony paused, his pen hovering over the paper. He hesitated for a moment, re-reading what he had just written. He was second-guessing every word, every sentence. Was it too much? Not enough? He didn't know.*
Tony: he continued muttering to himself Ugh, this is harder than I thought... I sound like a lovestruck idiot. Surely they'll see right through this and think it's some prank or joke...
Tony: *sighs* so embarrassing...
Tony: Why am I writing like some sappy romance novelist? This is so not me.
*Yet, despite his self-criticism, he couldn't deny the genuine feelings he had for both Francis and Arthur. His heart was in these letters, even if his brain was telling him they were over the top.*
Tony: *mentally groans and puts down pen* sometimes... I always have a crush on every SINGLE HUMAN PERSONIFICATIONS OF EVERY COUNTRIES, including my teachers, Ludwig, Feliciano and Kiku. My neighbors, Elizaveta, Roderich and Gilbert. AND EVEN INCLUDING MY ADOPTIVE FATHER, ALFRED AND MY TWO UNCLES NAMED FRANCIS AND ARTHUR!!! seriously, what is wrong with me!?
*As Tony vented his frustrations to himself, he couldn't help but feel a bit overwhelmed by the scope of his crushes. He was crushing on multiple human personifications, as well as his own adoptive father and uncles.*
Tony: Why am I such a hopeless romantic?! I mean, come on, crushing on everyone, including my dad and uncles? It's like I'm trapped in some sort of melodramatic romance novel where I'm doomed to fall for every attractive person I lay my eyes on!
Tony: I know it's wrong to have crushes on my uncles and my dad... but I can't help it. My heart just won't quit. And now I'm even crushing on some of the most powerful and influential men in their respective countries... this is a disaster!
Tony: but oh...~ sometimes I want to be dominated by these powerful, beautiful, handsome, sexy and fierce men and women!~ it feels so weird, just imagine that they pin me against the wall in a dark alleyway, pinning both my hands above my head as they caress me...~ I want them to slam me against the table or pin me down tightly on the bed while they're on top of me...~
(AYO, TONY, YOU SERIOUSLY THINKING 'BOUT THAT STUFF WHILE YOU'RE A MINOR!? AYO—)
*Next day, when Tony's father named Alfred, and his uncles aka Francis and Arthur went out, Tony was at the alleyway under his house's balcony, his siblings were busy doing their homework while Tony had already finished his exams and homework, there he met the vodka enthusiast named -pauses for the dramatic effect cuz why not?- Ivan Braginsky*
Tony: *looks afraid* u-uh— h-hello...?
Ivan: hey child... Sit here beside me...
Tony: *blushes* ah— a-alright...
Ivan: *smiles* so, you're the new neighbor that everyone has been talking about?
Tony: y-yeah
Ivan: *chuckles* I heard that you are such a respectful and modest teenage boy, aren't you?
Tony: *nods shyly*
Ivan: good boy!
Tony: *blushes*
Ivan: everyone likes you, you know that?
Tony: *blushes and stunned to speak* (*inside his mind* wait... Every human personifications of these countries like me!? Im so embarrassed and flattered...)
Ivan: *smiles and hugs Tony* listen, Tony, don't overwork yourself, make sure to take a rest and take care of yourself.
Tony: *blushes again* o-okay.. thanks, see you tomorrow…
Ivan: *smiles* bye Tony!
*Although Tony was scared at first, Ivan's sweet compliments made Tony feel safe and flustered*
*Tony started to have a crush on Ivan along with Alfred, Francis and Arthur. Rightttt Alfred and Ivan are 27 year olds, Francis is 28 and Arthur is 26. And I've said this many times, Tony is probably 17 in my headcanon for him and he is turning 18 next year* 💀🗣️🔥