(GOD DAMN— TONY HAS A LOT OF CRUSHES INCLUDING HIS TEACHERS [aka Ludwig, Feliciano, Kiku], his neighbors [aka Elizaveta, Roderich, Gilbert], his adoptive father [aka Alfred], his uncles [aka Francis and Arthur], the random vodka guy [aka Ivan], his cooking club members [aka Lili, Natalia, Hedvika, Jakub and Basch], the food shop keepers [aka Yosudwan, Neeraja and Yao] and the business man [aka Yong] 💀💀💀— how much of a d rider is he?)
(WARNING! CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE!!!)
Chapter 6 Going to the beach 😍🤫🧏🏿
*Currently it's now Tony's summer vacation, his adoptive family thought it would be a great idea for them to go on a family vacation at the beach -Saur excited-* 🥳
*at the beach, Tony saw -insert romantic song playing in the background- six, handsome, sexy, good looking men, sunbathing, swimming and showing off their bodies!?💀*
*There, Tony saw Toris (aka Lithuania), Tiaraoluwa (aka Nigeria), Elequemedo (aka Cuba), Jett (aka Australia), Eduard (aka Estonia) and Berwald (aka Sweden). Tony started to have romantic feelings for those darn sexy six men!!!*
*but wait— isn't Toris supposed to be 28 years old, Elequemedo is 27, Jett is 21, Eduard is 24, Berwald is 26 and Tiaraoluwa is 23 years old while again Tony is 17 years old, turning 18 next year...?💀*
*Ohio (aka Tony's adoptive sister) appeared behind Tony*
Ohio: Tony, if you have a crush on them, why don't ya just ask them out?
Tony: ARE YOU SERIOUS!? I'm only 17 and I look like a 13 year old because of my height! Plus I always have a fear of getting rejected, so no! I fear that they'll reject me!
California: c'mon, you got the spirit, you can do it!
Tony: *gulps* f-fine! I'll go ask them out!~
*As Tony the Alien tries to approach the gay men, I mean the six men, Tony started to feel nauseated and blushed heavily*
*As a result, Tony fainted like a sack of potatoes being thrown to the ground*
Tony: *gulps* I-i can't do this— *faints dramatically*
(OH MY GOODNESS, TONY IS GETTING HELP FROM THE SIX HANDSOME MEN 😍😍😍)
*Ohio facepalms at Tony's dramatic fainting scene, knowing exactly what he was up to. She watches as the six men turn their attention to Tony, noticing his "unconscious" state.
The men quickly run over to where Tony is lying on the sand, their faces filled with concern.
One of the men, Toris, knelt down next to Tony's unresponsive form, checking for a pulse.*
Toris: He's got a pulse, but he's out cold. Someone should get some water.
*Another man, Tiaraoluwa, nodded and hurried off to fetch some water from a nearby beach vendor.
Finally after trying so many attempts to wake Tony up, Tony gained consciousness, his eyes fluttering open. The six men were pleased that Tony had finally woken up, they asked him "how are you feeling?"
Meanwhile, Tony who blushed as he saw the handsome six men. While stuttering, he replied—*
Tony: *blushes* w-wait I-i fainted...!?
Tiaraoluwa: *giggles* yes! You've just fainted like a sack of potatoes being thrown to the ground!
Toris: man! We were so worried about you! We're now glad that you have regained your consciousness!
Jett: anyways, I think you're a cute little, small guy, can I give you a kis—
Eduard: Jett! Shut up!
Jett: *dramatic gasp* how dare you told me to shut up!
Elequemedo: guys, let's not fight, anyways, who are you, little boy?
Tony: *stutters shyly and replies* i-im Tony...
Berwald: Tony! How adorable!
Tiaraoluwa: *smiles* Tony! I remember you! You're basically the new neighbor in our neighborhood, right?
Tony: *nods shyly* yes...
Toris & Elequemedo: Ah! Tony! We're all happy to see you!
Tony: *giggles gently* I'm happy to see you too! But I had to go now, see you soon!
*The six men said bye to Tony*
*Even now, at home, Tony won't stop daydreaming about the six men he just met at the beach*