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Chapter 17 - Chapter 17: Culinary Catastrophe

Jason Blumbley felt the familiar pull of the vortex once again. As the swirling colors and sounds faded, he found himself in the middle of a bustling kitchen. The smell of delicious food filled the air, and the clattering of pots and pans echoed around him. He looked down and saw he was wearing a chef's coat and a tall white hat.

"Oh no, a kitchen?" Jason muttered, feeling a sense of dread. "This can't be good."

Before he could fully grasp his new surroundings, a loud voice barked at him. "Hey! You, new guy! What are you doing just standing there? Get to work!"

Jason turned to see a burly man with a thick mustache and a stern expression glaring at him. "Uh, yes, Chef! What do you need me to do?"

The chef handed him a pile of vegetables. "Start chopping these for the ratatouille. And be quick about it!"

Jason nodded, grabbing a knife and the vegetables. He had no idea what he was doing, but he figured he'd give it his best shot. Unfortunately, his clumsiness quickly became apparent. As he chopped, pieces of vegetables flew everywhere, landing in pots, on the floor, and even on the other chefs.

"Hey, watch it!" a nearby chef shouted, dodging a flying carrot.

"Sorry!" Jason called out, trying to concentrate. "I'm new at this."

As the chaos in the kitchen grew, Jason heard a familiar voice. "Jason? Is that you?"

He looked up to see Lisa, the woman from his previous office adventure, standing in front of him. She was wearing a similar chef's coat and looking at him with a mix of surprise and amusement.

"Lisa! What are you doing here?" Jason asked, trying to keep his knife steady.

"I work here," Lisa replied, laughing. "And you? What's your story this time?"

Jason shrugged, trying to keep his voice casual. "Just trying to survive, as usual."

Lisa grinned. "Well, good luck with that. This kitchen can be pretty intense."

As Jason continued to chop vegetables with questionable skill, he couldn't help but feel a sense of deja vu. His earlier kitchen disasters came to mind, and he hoped this time would be different. But fate, as always, had other plans.

"Alright, everyone, listen up!" the head chef shouted, clapping his hands. "We have a food critic coming in tonight. Everything needs to be perfect. Jason, you'll be working on the desserts. Don't screw it up."

Jason's heart sank. "Desserts? Uh, sure thing, Chef."

Lisa gave him an encouraging smile. "You'll do fine, Jason. Just follow the recipes and try not to set anything on fire."

"Great advice," Jason muttered, heading over to the dessert station.

The kitchen was a whirlwind of activity as the chefs prepared for the critic's arrival. Jason found himself staring at a complex recipe for a chocolate souffle, feeling completely out of his depth.

"Okay, Jason, you can do this," he muttered to himself, grabbing the ingredients.

As he mixed the batter, his clumsiness struck again. He accidentally knocked over a bag of flour, sending a cloud of white powder into the air. The other chefs coughed and glared at him as they wiped flour from their faces.

"Sorry!" Jason yelped, trying to clean up the mess.

"Focus, Jason," Lisa said, handing him a clean bowl. "You've got this."

Jason took a deep breath and continued with the recipe. He managed to get the souffles into the oven without further incident and waited anxiously for them to bake. But when he opened the oven door, he was met with a disaster. The souffles had collapsed into a gooey mess.

"Oh no," Jason groaned, pulling the trays out. "This is bad."

The head chef stormed over, his face red with anger. "What is this, Blumbley? These souffles are ruined! We're running out of time!"

Jason's mind raced. "Uh, maybe we can salvage them? Make a new dessert?"

The chef glared at him. "You've got one hour, Blumbley. Fix this mess or you're out."

Jason gulped, turning to Lisa for help. "Lisa, any ideas?"

Lisa thought for a moment, then snapped her fingers. "Let's make chocolate lava cakes! They're quick and easy, and we can use the same ingredients."

Jason nodded, feeling a surge of hope. "Alright, let's do it."

With Lisa's guidance, Jason started on the new dessert. He mixed the batter, poured it into molds, and carefully placed them in the oven. As the timer ticked down, Jason couldn't help but feel nervous.

"Please work, please work," he muttered, watching the oven intently.

Finally, the timer dinged, and Jason pulled out the trays. The chocolate lava cakes looked perfect, their centers oozing with molten chocolate. He let out a sigh of relief.

"Nice job, Jason," Lisa said, giving him a high-five. "You did it."

Jason grinned, feeling a sense of accomplishment. "Thanks, Lisa. I couldn't have done it without you."

The head chef inspected the cakes, his stern expression softening. "Not bad, Blumbley. You might just survive this after all. Now, get them plated and out to the critic."

Jason and Lisa worked quickly, arranging the lava cakes on elegant plates and adding a dusting of powdered sugar. They carried the desserts out to the dining room, where the food critic was waiting.

"Here you go," Jason said, placing a plate in front of the critic. "Chocolate lava cake, with a hint of disaster."

The critic raised an eyebrow but took a bite. His eyes widened, and he nodded approvingly. "This is excellent. Well done."

Jason felt a wave of relief. "Thank you, sir."

As they returned to the kitchen, Jason couldn't help but feel a sense of triumph. He had managed to save the day, and Lisa seemed genuinely impressed.

"You did great, Jason," Lisa said, smiling. "Maybe you're not such a disaster after all."

Jason laughed. "Thanks, Lisa. I guess I'm getting the hang of this."