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Chapter 22 - Chapter 22: Gym Class Jitters

Jason Blumbley felt the familiar vortex whisk him away from the medieval village. When the swirling colors and sounds faded, he found himself standing in a brightly lit gymnasium. The walls were adorned with posters of athletes and motivational slogans. He looked down and saw he was wearing gym shorts, a T-shirt with "Coach Blumbley" printed on it, and a whistle hanging around his neck.

"Seriously? A gym teacher?" Jason muttered, shaking his head. "This should be interesting."

Before he could ponder his new identity, a loud voice echoed through the gym. "Alright, everyone! Gather around! Coach Blumbley has a special workout planned for today!"

Jason turned to see a muscular, overly enthusiastic man with a clipboard approaching. "Hey there, Coach! Ready to whip these kids into shape?"

"Uh, yeah, totally ready," Jason replied, trying to sound confident. "What's the plan?"

The man handed him the clipboard. "It's all here. Just follow the schedule. And don't forget to blow your whistle a lot. They love that."

Jason glanced at the clipboard and saw a list of activities that included obstacle courses, relay races, and something called "dodgeball extravaganza." He gulped, feeling a sense of dread. "Alright, let's do this."

As the students lined up, Jason decided to start with the obstacle course. He blew his whistle, which emitted a shrill, ear-piercing sound that made everyone wince, including himself.

"Okay, kids! We're starting with the obstacle course!" Jason announced, trying to sound authoritative. "Let's see some hustle!"

The students began running through the course, climbing over hurdles, crawling under nets, and swinging on ropes. Jason tried to keep up, but his clumsiness quickly turned the exercise into a comedy show.

As he attempted to demonstrate how to swing on the ropes, he lost his grip and landed in a heap of foam padding. The students burst into laughter, and Jason's face turned bright red.

"Uh, just testing the safety of the equipment," he said, scrambling to his feet. "It's all good!"

Next up was the relay race. Jason divided the students into teams and tried to explain the rules, but his instructions were met with confused looks and whispers.

"Alright, on your marks, get set, go!" Jason shouted, blowing his whistle again.

The students took off, but chaos ensued as they ran in all directions, colliding with each other and dropping batons. Jason found himself running around, trying to restore order, but only managed to trip over a stray cone and face-plant into the gym floor.

"Are you okay, Coach?" a student asked, trying not to laugh.

Jason groaned, picking himself up. "Yep, just fine. Let's move on to dodgeball."

He gathered the students and divided them into two teams. "Okay, everyone! Dodgeball extravaganza! Remember, it's all about fun and teamwork."

As the game began, Jason quickly realized he was a prime target. The students hurled dodgeballs at him with surprising accuracy, and he found himself dodging, ducking, and diving in a desperate attempt to avoid getting hit.

"Come on, Coach! Show us what you've got!" a student taunted, throwing a particularly fast ball that Jason barely avoided.

Jason grabbed a ball and tried to throw it back, but his aim was off, and the ball sailed past the student and into the bleachers, knocking over a water bottle.

"Nice throw, Coach!" Lisa's voice called out from the sidelines.

Jason turned to see Lisa, dressed in gym clothes, laughing and giving him a thumbs-up. "Lisa? You're here too?"

"Yep, I'm the assistant coach," Lisa replied, grinning. "Looks like you're having fun."

"Yeah, loads of fun," Jason said, laughing despite himself. "Wanna help me out?"

Lisa joined the game, effortlessly dodging and throwing balls with precision. With her help, Jason managed to last a bit longer, though he still ended up getting hit more times than he'd like to admit.

As the game wound down, Jason blew his whistle to signal the end. "Great job, everyone! That was…intense."

The students cheered and high-fived each other, clearly enjoying themselves despite the chaos. Jason felt a sense of relief and accomplishment.

After the students left, Jason and Lisa sat on the bleachers, catching their breath.

"You did great, Jason," Lisa said, smiling. "I think they really enjoyed it."

"Thanks, Lisa. I couldn't have done it without you," Jason replied, feeling a warm glow inside. "I'm just glad it's over."

Lisa laughed. "You know, for someone who's always thrown into crazy situations, you handle it pretty well."

Jason grinned. "I guess I'm getting used to it."