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Chapter 18 - Chapter 18: University Uproar

Jason Blumbley felt the familiar pull of the vortex, whisking him away from the chaotic kitchen. As the swirling colors and sounds faded, he found himself sitting in a classroom, surrounded by students tapping away on laptops and doodling in their notebooks. He looked down and saw he was wearing a hoodie emblazoned with the university's logo.

"Oh no, back to school?" Jason muttered, adjusting his glasses. "This should be interesting."

Before he could get his bearings, a stern voice interrupted his thoughts. "Mr. Blumbley, care to share your thoughts on the current topic?"

Jason looked up to see a professor with a bushy mustache and a tweed jacket glaring at him. He glanced at the whiteboard, which was covered in complex equations and diagrams.

"Uh, sure," Jason stammered, trying to think on his feet. "I think it's, uh, very…interesting."

The class chuckled, and the professor raised an eyebrow. "Perhaps you'd like to elaborate?"

Jason gulped, feeling his face flush. "Well, it's, um, about…synergy and optimizing our…deliverables?"

The professor sighed, shaking his head. "Mr. Blumbley, please try to pay attention. This is advanced quantum physics, not marketing."

Jason sank lower in his seat, feeling embarrassed. "Right. Sorry, Professor."

After class, Jason gathered his things and headed to the student lounge, hoping to blend in and avoid further humiliation. As he sat down with a cup of coffee, he noticed a familiar face approaching—Lisa, yet again, but this time with a backpack slung over her shoulder.

"Jason? Is that you?" Lisa asked, grinning.

"Lisa! What are you doing here?" Jason replied, surprised.

"I'm a student here," Lisa said, laughing. "And you?"

"Same, apparently," Jason said, scratching his head. "This is getting weird."

Lisa chuckled. "Well, welcome to university life. How's your first day going?"

Jason sighed. "Could be better. I just made a fool of myself in quantum physics."

"Don't worry about it," Lisa said, patting his shoulder. "Professors can be tough, but you'll get the hang of it."

Just then, a group of students burst into the lounge, carrying flyers and shouting enthusiastically. "Party at the dorms tonight! Everyone's invited!"

Lisa's eyes lit up. "That sounds fun. You should come, Jason. It'll be a good way to relax after your rough day."

Jason nodded, feeling a flicker of excitement. "Sure, why not? Could be fun."

That evening, Jason and Lisa made their way to the dorms, where the party was already in full swing. The hallways were filled with students laughing, dancing, and generally having a good time. Jason felt a bit out of place but tried to relax and enjoy himself.

As they entered the main party room, Jason was immediately handed a red solo cup filled with some sort of punch. He took a sip and winced at the strong taste. "Whoa, what's in this?"

Lisa laughed. "Welcome to college punch. It's best not to ask."

They wandered through the crowded room, mingling with other students and soaking in the atmosphere. Jason couldn't help but feel a sense of nostalgia for his own college days, albeit with less interdimensional travel.

"Hey, Jason," Lisa said, nudging him. "There's a karaoke machine over there. Want to give it a try?"

Jason's eyes widened. "Karaoke? I don't know, Lisa. I'm not much of a singer."

"Oh, come on," Lisa teased. "It'll be fun. I promise."

Jason sighed, feeling a mix of excitement and dread. "Alright, fine. But no laughing."

As they approached the karaoke machine, Jason scanned the song list, looking for something he could manage. He settled on an old rock classic, figuring it was a safe bet. As the music started, he grabbed the microphone and took a deep breath.

"Just a small-town girl, livin' in a lonely world…" Jason began, his voice shaky but determined.

To his surprise, the crowd started cheering, clapping along with the beat. Jason gained confidence and began to enjoy himself, belting out the lyrics with gusto. By the time the song ended, he was grinning from ear to ear.

"See? That wasn't so bad," Lisa said, laughing and giving him a high-five.

Jason laughed. "Yeah, that was actually fun. Thanks for pushing me."

The party continued, and Jason found himself having a genuinely good time. He danced, sang, and even participated in a heated game of beer pong, much to his own surprise. For once, he felt like he was fitting in.

But, of course, his luck couldn't hold out forever.

As the night wore on, Jason decided to impress Lisa by attempting a complicated dance move he had seen in a movie. He spun around, tried to execute a perfect moonwalk, and promptly tripped over his own feet, crashing into a table full of snacks.

"Jason!" Lisa shouted, rushing over to help him up. "Are you okay?"

Jason groaned, rubbing his head. "Yeah, I'm fine. Just my pride that's bruised."

The crowd burst into laughter, but it was good-natured, and Jason couldn't help but laugh along. "Guess I'm not cut out for dancing."

Lisa smiled, helping him to his feet. "You're a great sport, Jason. That's what counts."

As the party began to wind down, Jason and Lisa found themselves sitting on the dorm's rooftop, looking out over the campus. The cool night air was refreshing, and the stars twinkled brightly above them.

"Thanks for coming tonight, Jason," Lisa said, her voice soft. "I had a lot of fun."

"Me too, Lisa," Jason replied, feeling a warmth spread through his chest. "I'm glad I came."

They sat in comfortable silence for a while, enjoying the view and each other's company. Jason couldn't help but feel a sense of contentment, despite the mishaps and chaos of the day.

"You know, Jason," Lisa said, breaking the silence. "You're a lot of fun to be around. I'm glad we keep running into each other."

Jason smiled, feeling his heart swell. "Thanks, Lisa. I feel the same way."