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Chapter 19 - Chapter 19: Haunted House Havoc

Jason Blumbley felt the vortex tugging him away from the university rooftop. As the swirling colors and sounds faded, he found himself standing in front of a decrepit, old mansion. The moon cast an eerie glow over the dilapidated structure, and the wind howled through the leafless trees. Jason looked down to see he was dressed in a Victorian-style suit, complete with a top hat and a cane.

"Why am I always dressed like an idiot?" Jason muttered, shivering as he gazed at the creepy mansion. "This can't be good."

Before he could contemplate his fate, a voice called out to him. "Jason, over here!"

Jason turned to see a group of people approaching, all dressed in similar Victorian attire. Leading the group was Lisa, her face lit by the flickering light of a lantern.

"Lisa? You again?" Jason asked, surprised and relieved.

"Yes, me again," Lisa replied, smiling. "We're here to investigate this haunted house. Are you ready?"

"Haunted house?" Jason gulped. "Uh, yeah, sure. Why not?"

The group made their way to the front door, which creaked ominously as it swung open. Inside, the air was thick with dust and the smell of decay. Cobwebs hung from the ceiling, and the floorboards groaned under their weight.

"Alright, everyone," Lisa said, her voice steady. "Stick together and keep your wits about you. Jason, you take the rear."

"Great," Jason muttered, gripping his cane tightly. "Why do I get the feeling this is going to end badly?"

As they ventured deeper into the mansion, strange things began to happen. Portraits seemed to follow them with their eyes, ghostly whispers echoed through the halls, and shadows danced just out of sight. Jason's heart pounded with every step.

Suddenly, a loud crash echoed from the room ahead. The group froze, staring at the closed door in front of them.

"Who's going to check that out?" one of the men asked, his voice trembling.

"I nominate Jason," Lisa said with a grin.

Jason's eyes widened. "What? Me? Why me?"

"Because you're the bravest," Lisa teased, giving him a playful nudge.

Jason sighed, feeling his knees shake. "Fine. But if I get eaten by a ghost, I'm blaming you."

He approached the door, his heart racing. With a deep breath, he pushed it open, revealing a dusty old parlor filled with antique furniture. In the center of the room, an old piano played a haunting melody by itself.

Jason's eyes widened. "Oh, come on. Seriously?"

As he stepped into the room, the piano stopped abruptly, and a ghostly figure appeared, floating above the keys. The ghost was a woman in a flowing white dress, her eyes glowing eerily.

"Who dares enter my domain?" the ghostly woman intoned, her voice echoing.

"Uh, hi," Jason stammered, trying to keep his voice steady. "I'm Jason. We're just, uh, investigating."

The ghost stared at him for a moment before bursting into laughter. "You? Investigating? You look like you can barely handle a stiff breeze!"

Jason felt his face flush. "Hey, I'm doing my best here."

The ghost continued to laugh, and Jason couldn't help but feel a mix of embarrassment and frustration. "Look, we're just trying to find out if this place is really haunted. Can you help us or not?"

The ghost's laughter subsided, and she nodded. "Very well. But first, you must prove your courage."

Jason gulped. "How do I do that?"

The ghost pointed to a dusty old book on a nearby table. "Read from that book. It contains the incantations that will reveal the true nature of this house."

Jason picked up the book, blowing off the dust. He opened it to a random page and began to read aloud, stumbling over the archaic words.

As he read, the room seemed to come alive. The walls shimmered, and ghostly apparitions appeared, swirling around him. Jason's heart pounded, but he kept reading, determined to see it through.

Suddenly, the apparitions vanished, and the ghostly woman reappeared, smiling. "You have done well, Jason. The truth of this house is revealed. You may proceed."

Jason let out a sigh of relief. "Thanks, I guess?"

The group rejoined him in the parlor, their faces filled with awe and a bit of fear. "Jason, that was incredible," Lisa said, her eyes wide. "I can't believe you did that."

Jason grinned, feeling a surge of confidence. "Thanks. I guess I'm braver than I thought."

As they continued their investigation, they discovered hidden passages, secret rooms, and even a treasure chest filled with old coins and jewels. Jason's clumsiness led to several hilarious mishaps, including falling into a hidden trapdoor and accidentally knocking over a suit of armor, but his determination and bravery won the respect of his companions.

At the end of the night, they gathered in the mansion's grand hall, celebrating their discoveries. Jason couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment and belonging.

"Jason, you were amazing tonight," Lisa said, raising her glass in a toast. "Here's to you, our fearless leader."

Jason blushed, but he couldn't help but smile. "Thanks, everyone. I couldn't have done it without you."