On a typical morning at Hoang's house. The Sun is rising, the birds are singing and the flowers are blooming.
Suddenly, a loud calling sound echoed throughout the Hoang house.
Lan: Hey HOANGGG!! Hurry up, we are gonna be late for school!!
Lan is standing in front of Hoang's room to wake him up.
Hoang in his room [yawning]: ~Wait for me a bit~~. I need to change clothes and have breakfast first.
Lan: Do you think you still have time to eat!? School gates will close in 10 minutes!!
Hoang: You know, you just sound like my mom.
Lan [angry]: If it weren't for your mom asking me to wake you up while your parents are away, I wouldn't be in such a hurry.
Hoang: Relax, our houses are near school so there's no need to rush.
Lan: I SAID THERE'S ONLY 10 MINUTES LEFT
Hoang: Okay, okay. Sorry~.
By somehow, Hoang can still finish the bowl of noodles before getting to school. Eventhough, the gate were almost closed before they could enter. Of course, Hoang got beaten up by Lan.
Lan talked to her friend during recess after the English class
Lan: Arghh, I hate English class. The teacher always calls on me to answer questions because I'm Western hybrid. ARGHHHH
Phuong [Laugh]: But you always complete the questions perfectly.
Lan: But I still hate it, haizz. Hey Hoang, why do you like English that much.
Lan turned to ask Hoang - they were sitting next to each other.
Hoang: Hm?(Because of you) Because English is one of the most widely spoken languages in the world today, to participate in many fields of work, one needs to know English.
Lan: That sounds boring, you know.
Hoang: So, let's play a game to get rid of your boredom. The rules of the game are very simple, I will say a few sentences and you translate them into English.
Lan: That sounds pretty easy, how could you think that this is a game for me ?
Hoang: Whatever, there's the first sentence: "Viêm tinh hoàn". (Vietnamese)
Phuong: What the h-!?
Lan: For real ? It's "Orchitis", easy peasy.
Hoang: It's correct, the 2nd sentence: "Một người đàn bà khỏa thân cầm sò lông chạy trong nhà"
Phuong [confused]: (…..What the heck did he just say !? Did he just copy it from "Fland Blue"? Is this a Fland Blue reference ?? Did he mean that literally or figuratively?)
Lan: "A naked woman holding a Anadara Subcrenata runs around the house"
Hoang: Correct !
Phuong: (She translated it without any hesitation….)
Hoang: Okay, this is the last sentence "Ich liebe dich".
Lan and Phuong: Hey, this is not even Vietnamese !!
Hoang [laugh]: I didn't even say translate Vietnamese into English right ?
Lan: But I don't know what's mean, you idiot !
Hoang: Haha, that'd better you don't understand it.
The boy sitting in the front desk turns down and whispers to Hoang.
Tuan: Hey, I know what it means
Hoang: Shut up, don't tell her, you son of a b-
Tuan: But I taught you Germany, you ungrateful person.
Hoang: Oh, I almost forgot. I brought the trumpet for you, Tuan.
Tuan: Oh, I almost forgot its existence too.
Lan: Are you still playing the trumpet ? It reminds me about the first time we met each other.
Hoang: Well yeah, I still try to practice playing it because it also reminds me of that day.
(The luckiest day in my life that I've met you)
Lan: To be honest. When I first met you, I didn't like you at all.
Hoang [angry]: What a coincidence, I didn't like you that arrogant and troublesome little girl at all during that time EITHER.
Lan: Hey, it was just because I didn't know how to greet you for the first time we met, so I just teased you a bit to avoid being awkward.
Hoang: !!??!$!*!!
Lan:!#^@#&%$#
....
Tuan: They're arguing again, for real ?
Phuong: Haha, that happens everyday. Even though they are currently arguing, they still look close.
And so, Lan and Hoang argued until they left school. After buying ice cream, they both forgot about the argument.