Izuku was excited. He hadn't seen his mom since the week of waiting for his acceptance letter and he continued to stay at MeiMei's house afterwards.
Today though, he was excited for a different reason. It was the first day of classes and he and MeiMei had even walked to school together (because you literally live with her Izuku. The fuck you making it sound like you met up at the train station for?). Overall, he was ready to cause some chaos with his sister in all but blood (and legality you dumbass).
The Chaos Duo, as they have rightfully dubbed themselves, walked through the halls of U.A. heading straight for their classroom; 1-H. Turning a corner they noticed a scraggly looking homeless man with a white scarf around his neck walking in their direction.
Izuku instantly recognized who it was and whispered to MeiMei, "That's Eraserhead."
MeiMei giggled in excitement, "Are you going to mess with him?"
"Obviously. So just follow my lead." Izuku affirmed.
Picking up his pace a little, Izuku stopped in front of the hero.
"Excuse me sir are you perhaps lost?" Izuku looked up at the hero, his face portraying the look of a kid asking an innocent and harmless question.
The hero, in return, scrutinized Izuku and huffed out, "No kid. I'm not lost, I'm supposed to be here."
Izuku put an index finger to his chin and tilted his head to the side slightly, "Are you sure? I heard dementia runs high in old men." Izuku's voice held a teasing note to it, but he still kept up the innocent act.
It was then that MeiMei decided to join in, "Zuzu is the man ok? Do his nurses know he's out of the nursing home?" She too took on an air of innocence and harmlessness.
Eraserhead just huffed down at the two of them.
"Maybe we should call a teacher and ask if they know where his nurses are!" Izuku said with the tone of someone who just had an amazing idea. The Chaos Duo heard the hero grumble, not able to get by because the two were blocking him in.
Izuku pulled out his phone and pretended to go to the U.A. website to search for a phone number he already had memorized. Punching in the numbers, he held the phone up to his ear. It rang through twice before the familiar voice of Present Mic sounded through.
Shouta grumbled as he walked down the hall. It was the beginning of the school year and he was really hoping he could find the troublesome vigilante before the end of the semester.
Turning a corner, still grumbling and bemoaning his inability to spot one vigilante's fighting style, he didn't notice the two children who (if he paid attention to Majima's explanation of the two) were dubbed the 'Chaos Gremlins' by Majima. All of a sudden, the green haired child of the two waltzed up to him. Not sensing any hostility the child asked a question most would find harmless, but Shouta just found exasperating and annoying.
"Excuse me sir are you perhaps lost?" Shouta looked down at the greenette, scrutinizing him.
'Why would he think I was lost? I know I look homeless but seriously? Come on!'
"No kid. I'm not lost, I'm supposed to be here." Shouta stated, hoping it left no room for argument. Oh how wrong he was.
Chaos Gremlin #1 just tapped an index finger to his chin and continued with his questioning as his tone revealed a note of teasing.
'Why is this child teasing me? What did I do? Do I know this child?'
(Yes Shouta you do but you don't know it yet)
"Are you sure? I heard dementia runs high in old men." Shouta stood a little shell-shocked that the child who he doesn't know even suggested that he has dementia.
Chaos Gremlin #2 decided to join in with her friend with another question most would find harmless, but no. Not Shouta. These two were out to mess with him and he didn't know why.
"Zuzu is the man ok? Do his nurses know he's out of the nursing home?" Shouta wanted to rip his hair out.
'Why are they insinuating I'm old enough to be in a home? Oh god why is he pulling out his phone? What is he doing?'
Distantly Shouta remembered him saying something about calling a teacher to ask if they knew where his supposed nurses are.
' Oh god don't call who I think you're going to call. He'll never fucking let me live it down. Why are you doing this to me Chaos Gremlins. Aren't you supposed to be causing problems for Majima?'
The dial tone rang through twice before the familiar sound of his husband's voice rang through.
"Hello? Who is this?" Hizashi asked, rightfully confused.
"Hi!" The Green Gremlin ™ happily and innocently exclaimed into the phone. "There's this old guy wandering around the halls. Kinda tall, like 6'0, wearing all black and a scarf around his neck." He took a quick breath before continuing so as not to let the person on the other end get a word in.
"And I asked him if he was lost and he said no but I was worried that his nurses don't know he left the old folks home because my friend and I are worried about him hurting himself," he took another breath. This one taking longer than the other but still not enough time for Hizashi to speak.
"And so my friend and I thought we'd call a teacher to make sure he finds his nurses!" He finished off cheerily like he was just doing someone a good service.
Finally Hizashi was able to speak, "Well thank you for informing me little listener! If you tell me where you guys are I can come find him and bring him to his nurses!"
Shouta grumbled. Hizashi fucking knew they were talking about Shouta, yet he still went along with it. Why, Shouta doesn't know but he will find out. And if it means his cockatoo of a husband is sleeping on the couch for the next few days then so be it.
"Alrighty! We're in the General Education hallway! We were heading towards the Support Department so you might want to hurry in case he ends up wandering in that direction and gets hurt" The greenette stated. And if Shouta couldn't see the small smirk on the other's face he would've thought the kid was actually concerned.
"Mhm. Yeah we'll wait with him!" A pause. "Yeah no problem!" Another, longer, pause. "Of course! We're just worried about him!" Then he hung up.
In a mere 5 minutes, Hizashi was walking down the hallway towards the trio. He beamed a smile at the kids as Shouta saw he was trying to hold back a laugh. The kids didn't seem to notice. Thank god. However, the kids did beam in return, waved at the voice hero, said 'thank you's and 'your welcome's to the blonde and walked off in the direction of their own classroom, still 20 minutes from warning bell.
Hizashi gave Shouta the look. Before finally bursting out in laughter once the Chaos Gremlins were out of sight, and hopefully earshot. Shouta sent a half-hearted glare in the other's direction.
Hizashi continued laughing despite his husband's glares and the threat of him sleeping on the couch.