The scouts drove out of the forest and into the rather quiet town, before stopping at the convenience store to get changed. Pulling up had everyone hopping out and taking a stretch while Carter started to pull the change of clothes.
"Were just going to change right here?" Ben said looking at the two girls watching them. Akane snorted and turned with Leah's hand in hers. Her other hand swung low and Grabbed Logan's crotch in a firm grip before sliding off as she walked towards the convenience store.
"Trust me boys, you in a pair of boxers isn't as scandalous to us as you would wish to believe" She said as Logan sighed with a smirk. Ben blushed at the move and Logan gave him a look at the kid's innocent demeanor.
"Really? that makes you blush? after the lesson she gave you on how to fuck a woman?" Logan asked, each question more harsher than the last. Ben looked like a fish, opening his mouth trying to explain himself for a few seconds before looking down and rubbing his head. Logan sighed and walked over to the kid and crossed his arms while seeing Carter completely engrossed with his bag. Augie was sweeping the broken glass from the busted convenience store door, like a good natured citizen. "Alright Ben, she may have taught you how to fuck a girl, but not how to attract one. Now from what I saw with you and Carter's sister I assume you got the hots for her?"
Ben started to look like a fish again and Logan raised his brows. "No, I..." He started but given the taller man's presence he knew he could begin to lie. He looked over to Carter as well and just sighed. "Yeah, I've liked her for years and I can't even begin to talk to her. she just sees me as a younger brother."
"Okay, you so you've got a childhood crush that got a boost of hormonal lust to fuel it" Logan said with a nod. "Alright, first off is that she's not so fucking special..." Logan started to help the kid out with his childlike look at love but was interrupted a bit too soon to get out the best advice.
"Holy shit guys!" Carter shouted from his side of the Car. The two boys and Logan looked over to see Carter pointing at the strip club. "The bouncer is nowhere to be found! This night is just getting better and better!"
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Akane and Leah entered the convenience store and headed for the beer section. As they did they passed the Convenience store owner snacking on a customer, completely missing them in his need to feed. The two clocked the dead but didn't slow as they walked over and grabbed a few cases of beer.
"No, grab the good stuff, it's not like we're paying this time" Akane said while still tasting the shitty beer Carter grabbed for the day in the woods. Leah nodded and grabbed a better known and pricer brand. "Now that's some good shit right there, good choice." Leah gave a nod as they both turned to the figure that had stumbled out of the aisle. The owner looked like a real mess with part of his leg chomped on, making his stumbled walk kinda sad.
Akane didn't bat an eye at the threat it was supposed to be as she reached into the drink selection of the store and pulled out a bottle of beer. flipping in the air she walked over to the dead who were chomping on the air for a taste of the two. As the small Woman walked up the dead lunged, missing as Akane easily ducked the grab, earning a bottle to the side of its head. the cheap bottle shattered into its face, shredding skin as glass clawed though its face. The strike didn't get much of a reaction given the enemy, though that didn't matter to Akane as she had the weapon she wanted now.
When the dead opened its mouth again as it went for another lung, Akane finally struck out with her broken bottle. she sent the jagged edge up and into the soft upper palate of the dead's mouth. The move caused the dead to stubble back, giving Akane the space to double tap as she performed a backwards spear kick to send the bottle straight through the dead's head. The force sent the dead flying up and back till it was a mess on the floor. Akane smirked at Leah before looking at the kill, loving movie logic and its epic need to make things look cool.
"Oh so her first dead here is a fucking cake walk" Leah mumbled out.
"What?" Akane asked as she heard the mumble of words.
"Nothing, let's see if Carter dragged the boys to the club" Leah said with a smile that didn't reach her eyes. Akane nodded but still questioned what was up with the girl's demeanor. When they walked out the car was empty and they nodded before walking to the other side of the store where Leah had bought the Jeep she stole that day. dropping off the beer they hopped in and drove off to the police station to hideout for the next hour.
"Sooo~" Akane said, looking over to her newest lover.
"What?" Leah asked as she drove watching for any dead that were watching.
"Do you want to tell me what the hell has been pissing you off since we split up?" Akane asked. Leah flicked her eyes at the woman and frowned. With a sigh she let herself vent as she talked about her fucking horrible solo fight with the first dead in this world. Akane listened while sipping on a beer, nodding as her girl yelled and banged about getting tossed around.
"It's not even all that really, it's more the fact that you two would have handled that within seconds, and I got tossed like a ragdoll!" Leah shouted as they pulled up to the station. She shut off the jeep and then crossed her arms as she shook a bit. "I was such a badass in RE2! I fucking killed the final boss by myself for god sakes! yet this fucking dead made look like I was some sort of-"
"Comic Relief" Akane said while pressing a beer to the side of her girl's neck. Leah yelped at the cold and turned to the small woman. "You were comic relief Leah. That dead was so skilled because it made the scene funnier to the viewer."
"What?" Leah said as she took the beer and took a swig.
"It's like what we both told you when we talked about the movies we were in before" Akane said. "Every movie has more than one genre and those will influence what will happen. In Our first few movies the genre was more about drama and action, while Shaun and this one are comedy horror with a little action mixed in. It's why that bottle thing worked on the dead shop owner when in real life that shit would be much harder to pull off." Leah blinked at Akane's words as she thought about that.
"Theatrical magic..." Leah said as she took a second to think about that fight. "Oh My God, he was a perfect fucking counter! and I think I was even a little slower than usual!" Akane pointed at her and nodded as she drank her beer.
"Bingo! in RE world you can be a one woman army who fucks on the regular, while killing like a motherfucker. While in Shaun of the Dead you might fall on your ass while chainsaw killing and somehow get blood up your ass crack after your overalls, and panties rip for no. fucking. Reason." Akane said while looking miffed. "Or when you pull off a sweet double kill looking all muscular and badass, only to get shit on by a passing Pidgeon" Akane said turning her miffed expression into a smirk.
Leah looked at the girl with shock and a bit of a smirk, "That happened?" she asked. Akane nodded as she looked down and away. "Yep, we were gonna talk about it when we got back from our marathon, but seeing as you thought you fucked up..." she said looking back to the girl. both paused before starting to laugh at the scene they must have had. "Okay, so I need to take fuck ups as possibilities in comedy."
"you also need to remember to lean into movie fighting when you can," Akane said as she finished her beer, "you can do incredible shit hon." Leah smiled and then looked to see no dead creeping up then looked back to the asian woman.
"So, want to pull a classic dumb teen move in a horror movie?" she said while pulling off her jacket. Akane got the idea and tossed the bottle to the bottom of the floor while pulling off the red turtle neck.
"Hell yeah, just keep the weapons close just incase" she said while putting her sidearm on the dash before lunging at the Native beauty.
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Logan sighed as he sat in a weirdly empty strip club, with Ben and Augie to his left and right. Both were as nervous as most teens would be, and he smirked at the scene he was going to enjoy as soon a stripper walked out onto the stage. The dim lights and laser show obscured her features to the point that one couldn't see her dead appearance from so far away. Ben and Augie grew restless as they saw the scantily clad woman walking down the catwalk slowly with a sultry training from a few years of working here. Logan blinked with a raised brow at how interesting this type of zombie was.
Most he had seen were either dumb, fast, and instinctual hunters that only knew how to find prey. Yet this one still held memories and muscle memories of how to strip as the dead slowly walked over and then fell into her performance as she gripped the pole and began to lustfully dance. she swung, grinded and even licked the pole as she eyed the three before landing on Logan as the most prime cut of beef for her new hunger, and as such started to creep over with a swing in her hips to allure. Logan didn't move as the dead got closer with an outstretched hand.
"Hey" Ben said as Augie was trying his best to hide the boner in his pants. "My friend brought me here. He's getting the money" he said as she leaned closer and closer to Logan. At this point the new scout could easily see the pale complexion and bloodlust in the dead's eyes, making him finally reach for his hidden combat knife. "I have a girlfriend so..." Ben said, getting a little nervous as the dead got closer to them. Logan had firmly gripped his weapon ready to strike before being interrupted.
"Don't worry Mommy, Daddy's here" Carter said as he started to fling money into the dead's face, making her reel back and start to dance again. Logan didn't let go of his knife however as he continued to watch the dead. He started to look around to catch a little inconsistency as he noticed a few more "customers" entering into the club. "Dudes this is fucking awesome!" Carter shouted over the music as he sat back to enjoy the show.
"I think something's wrong with her, look at her chest" Ben said with concern. "What's all over her?"
"No, no. That's makeup, dummy." Carter said, waving his hand at the dancer. "It's a jungle theme!" he shouted as the dancer finally took off her top to show her dead breasts. The boys were stunned as they watched, Carter giving commentary to the growing lust he felt. Logan however was clocking the now six dead that were hovering in the background of the stage. The moviegoer tensed as the dead stripper performed her final move and hopped up into the pole. "Oh my God" Carter said ready for the show. spinning into place the dead started to lower herself into an upside down show of her tits, when Logan pressed off with his feet, flinging his seat backwards into the ground.
As he did the stripper finished her move, and at the same time, caused her ripped throat to open and spray the three boys. "OH MY GOD!" Carter screamed as he, Ben, and Augie were covered in blood. Logan rolled with the momentum of the chair falling and was both unbloodied and also ready with his knife out. Ben and Augie joined in when the bouncer barreled through a door, earning a few girlish octaves to show themselves from the scouts. The three quickly joined Logan into a standing position as they started to run. The bouncer and stripper chase after the running prey, missing Logan's more calm position.
It didn't really help him as the six dead who came in eyed him clearly as the others ran away. Ben led the three to a locked door before splitting when they couldn't open it faster than the bouncer ran at them. Carter jumped over the bar, Augie ran by the bar into the backrooms, and Ben ran to the toilets to hide. Logan however merely watched the six while backing up as they grew closer. He didn't want to be surrounded completely after all. When his back hit the pole and the song choiced changed he had to smirk.
Unholy by Sam Smith and Kim Petras started to blare out as he stood on a stippers catwalk. Yet no Akane nor Leah around to enjoy what he knew the movie wanted. With a sigh he watched as the six rushed at him and he started his "Performance".
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In a Jeep that rocked slightly to the rhythm of the passengers' lustful motions, Akane and Leah paused as a nagging sensation flowed through them. They were both gasping while looking at one another.
"Hey, do you feel..." Leah said and Akane nodded.
"Like I'm somehow about to miss the best show of my entire life" she said while feeling like the hot and heavy mood just died as this feeling coursed unrealented.