[5 minutes before Akane and Leah showed up]
"What the fuck was that!" Carter shouted as the four other than Logan reacted like one would from a deafening explosion so close.
"Sounded like an explosion of a sedan modeled car outside, probably a pipe bomb given the rather excessive sonic boom that one wouldn't see from a standard military issued grenade" Augie said looking at everyone like he just answered a question about the weather. "What?" he asked as his friends and Denise looked at him in question at his prowess, "I got the bomb defusal badge last year, remember?"Ben looked off to the side in remembrance while Carter just shook his head, and Denise just ignored the three as the dead were leaving the cells.
"Shit, this is our chance, we need to get the hell out of here" She said while grabbing the bars and looking around. She quickly spotted the keys and pointed, "There, we just need to get to the keys and we're home free." Ben looked as well and took a second to think before looking around and spotting the mop in his jail cell. Grabbing it he broke off the mop head and turned to Carter.
"Carter, Pull out your condoms" he demanded and Carter and Denise were giving him looks. Augie however got the idea and slapped Carter's shoulder, prompting him to oblige the request. Grabbing them, Ben started to hand the massive amount to his two friends and started tearing open the packs. "Tie them together quickly, will make a rope to swing over to the keys" he explained as he worked with Augie and Carter. The task took a minute at most and Ben formed a makeshift hook with a pin from his uniform before angling the makeshift device out of the cell. Next came a cheering three as Ben swung the condom rope on a stick to the keys, getting closer every swing.
"Come on, you got this, almost" were said by the three desperate to get out, while Logan watched on. Finally the boy got the key on the hook and pulled them off the key box on the wall. This was both good and bad as the hook had fallen off the key ring, but good as the ground was an easier target to rehook the damn things. Logan didn't react much as he knew that his wife and Leah were on the way anyway so he didn't see the point. Hearing the footsteps in the hall he shifted off the back of the cell wall and to the front expecting Akane and Leah, but was held short as he instead found his eyes meeting the Big breasted Deputy. The others paused as well as they looked at her in surprise and joy as she was their way out.
"What are you all doing here?" The deputy said as she walked into the room. She missed the keys on the ground, causing the four to yell at her to stop walking, but was too late as she kicked the keys into the drain. she looked down to see them slip in and she cursed. " Oh fuck me, not again" she said as she dropped to her hands and knees to reach in and get them. "Hold on, I'll get them in a second, just wait" she said, fishing for the keys.
"How are you alive?" Logan asked genuinely curious. She wasn't alive in the original movie's plot and instead was used as a sexual moment of comedy for Carter to get a chance to touch her boobs. To see her alive was, both surprising and curious as his and the girl's presence had shifted her statues to living.
"I hid, duh" she said while looking at Logan like he was an idiot. Logan raised a brow and tried again.
"I ment why are you still in town? shouldn't you be at the evac site?" He asked.
"There is an Evac site?! Oh thank god I thought this was like a full blown Zombie apocalypse. I was just hanging out in my dad's office, he's the Sheriff, when I got a call from him. Apparently some gun store owner was found dead, but also like was eating somebody, and so my dad called the, umm, CBD?"
"CDC" Augie interrupted to fix the deputy's mistake in labeling the department.
"Yeah! So anyway, he calls them, they tell him to evacuate the town, and then calls me to stay in the office instead of heading down here to watch the cells like I'm supposed to" she rambles out as she keeps going for the keys. Logan nodded at the events as she kept trying to reach deeper, but finding her "Assets" hindering her reach. The Moviegoer is holding back a smirk as he watches the literal Bimbo character in front of him. Denise, next to Logan, is blinking blankly at seeing their only hope right now, a ditzy bimbo nepo deputy, struggling on the floor with her boobs pressed tight enough to her uniform to threaten a button popping. Looking over shows the three boys looking a little too intently at the woman, and making her sigh and look at her past to wonder why she deserved this life.
It was at this point that Logan finally heard the sound of more footsteps and saw Akane and Leah at the entrance. Ben shouted in joy at seeing the two still alive, while Akane asked Logan mentally what the hell was going on.
"Your own actions apparently" Logan mentally sounded back making her genuinely confused, before he mouthed the words "Gun shop" making her raise her eyes in surprise at the butterfly effect that took place. She got over quick though as she Shrugged and just nodded while Leah offered to help the deputy
"Need some help?" she asked, making the deputy turn to the two new survivors in the room.
"No, this happens more often than you think to me" she said with a frown as she finally felt the keys. "Ah ha!" She smiles as she gets up with the keys and walks over to the cells, "twenty five for Missy, zero for the drain." Logan looked at the deputy with clear understanding and then to Leah and Akane. The girls were watching the deputy and his wife was smirking with mirth about to giggle out.
"Twenty five? you usually the one watching the cells?" Akane questioned as deputy Missy unlocks the scouts cells and then moves over to Logan and Denise's cell.
"Yeah, Uncle Harry, he's dad's right hand man and top deputy, put me here after dad got me the job" Missy answers while unlocking Logan's cell. Akane nodded and then looked at her husband with a shaking smile. It was clear she picked up the type of character this was, and she loved every second of it. Logan just shook his head and walked over to her and Leah. Leah for her part just looked at Logan.
"Really?" she asked and Logan kept shaking his head. "I mean, come on, the one porn star casted for this fucking movie, who should be nothing more than a, hey look at her big boobs joke, is both alive, and a fucking dumb bimbo?" Logan still said nothing and just kept shaking his head as he walked out of the room and looked down the hallway.
"Alright, looks like the coast is clear enough for us to head out the back, let's-" was all he got out before a gunshot sounded out and made everyone jump in their own way. Logan, Leah, and Akane reached for their firearms, while Denise and the scouts held their ears and crouched low to avoid the shot and noise. Looking back into the room showed Missy with her glock out and pointed up at the ceiling. Looking up at the ceiling showed a clean and fresh new hole now present.
"Oops, sorry!" she said as Denise grabbed the gun from the woman.
"They asked if you had one, not to pull it out!" Denise said as she pointed to the scouts who were trying to get their hearing back.
"I said I was Sorry! Dad and Harry made me carry one cause it was required" Missy said and Akane couldn't help but chuckle genuinely at this sudden addition to the group. Logan looked back down the hallway and couldn't help but hear quite a few moans. seeing as the element of stealth was gone he shifted his lips and whistled loudly. Everyone looked his way and he nodded down the hall.
"Meet and greet is over boys and girls, that just attracted the hoard and we need to leave, NOW!" he shouted and soon everyone could hear the growls of the dead. Like mice the scouts, Missy, and Denise ran out of lockup and to the exit door, catching the first few dead rounding the corner. Leah headed out next with Logan following behind quickly. Akane was last and with a smile pulled out the second pipebomb and lit its fuse.
With a kiss on its metallic tube she chucked it down the hall and ran out the door as the closest dead nearly grabbed her. The others had just cleared the cruiser parking lot gate and were waiting on her to close it, so watched as she raised her arms to the sky, each hand flipping the bird behind her.
"FUCK THE POLICE!" she exclaimed as the station lit up in a decently sized explosion, dead limbs thrown out and scattering all around her in a sickening rain-like fashion.