Running out of the club the two scouts and shotgun wielding cocktail waitress started a shouting match about the situation they found themselves in. Logan let them vent as Augie walked up next to him and watched the surroundings.
"What the fuck is going on!" Ben shouted out as Carter screamed while rubbing the blood off his face. The waitress, already fully blooded and in full survival mode shouted at Carter to stop yelling.
"Calm down!!" she roughly screamed.
"No, we're not going to calm down, we almost died in there!" Ben shouted back while the waitress eyed the car across the way.
"Is that your car?" she asked and Ben subconsciously nodded while looking over. Then paused as he realized that Akane and Leah were nowhere in sight. "Give me the keys" Dennise demanded as she tapped her foot in panic at the situation.
"What? No, not until you tell us what's going on" Ben shouted back, coming back into the present conversation.
"What the fuck do you think is going on! people are eating each other" The waitress said, raising an eyebrow. she mentally question the fact a teenager was having a hard time coming to the fucking obvious conclusion. "You mean?" he said while the waitress just nodded like he was slow.
"No, that's impossible, it can't happen" Ben started but Carter cut him off.
"Look at my face Ben! a dead stripper just tried to eat it off and now I'm covered in her blood" The freaked out wanna be ladies man shouted as he looked at his friend with frenzed eyes. He then clocked Logan and Augie looking to the south and tensing.
"Um guys..." Augie said as he raised a finger. They followed his pointing digit to see a towns worth of dead meandering towards them in a rigamortis run.
"Yep, Zombies" Carter said as Dennise grabbed Ben's shoulder and pushed him towards his car. The scout didn't need to be yelled at to get the situation as he, and everyone else ran to the car. The jog over had the five jumped in and Ben started the car.
"Wait, where are Akane and Leah!" Carter said, realizing they were missing them.
"Oh yeah, they texted me that the convenience store owner was dead and walking around, and wondering where we were." Augie said and Logan mentally nodded as that was the cover story they all came up with to get them set up for the jail break.
"What?" Carter said and pulled out his phone as Ben quickly started to back up to whip out of the parking lot. Sure enough Carter noticed the text and was amazed he, of all people, missed the fucking text.
"Yeah, when the shit in the club started I was quick to text them to know the situation, when I saw the text saying that they bailed and that we should all meet up at the police station...also they asked for a video of the club as well?" Augie seemed confused at that last bit while Logan just shook his head as his wife had somehow felt a disturbance in the hornyness. At this point Ben hit the gas, way too early, as the car went over the curb and dislodged the spare. Everyone paused for a second before Carter chimed in a "Oh fuck!"
Getting out of the car the three scouts rushed to get the tire back on, while Logan and Dennise squared up on the hoard.
"Carter, get the tire! Augie grab the lug nuts!" Ben shouted out as the hoard got closer. Logan looked over at the waitress and raised a brow.
"How many shells have you got left?" he asked and Dennies looked at him in question. they paused like that as the hoard got closer and Logan then shook his head. "You've never really held a gun before have you?"
"What, Yes... an ex took me to a range once or twice" she said as she aimed and blew the head off of a dead. She pumped a new round and aimed at the next, sending it cleanly into the dead's head and popping that one as well. Logan nodded as he witnessed the plot armor of the final girl character come into play as she continued to send her last few meager rounds into the few dead that were a little too close. Still she was in full panic as she looked to the scouts fixing the car. "Any day now boys" she said as she aimed and killed one more dead before she racked, and Logan heard the sound of an empty reload.
"You're out" he said as he walked forward with his knife and sent the blade up into the next dead skull. The waitress didn't believe him as she aimed at another dead and heard the click of the pin, but no boom of the round.
"Shit!" she said while switching her hold and turning the firearm into a decent club. she wacked the dead that she aimed at before, creaking its skull enough to send it to the ground. Logan continued his first stab by sliding past the stabbed dead in a spin, and whipping his blade wielding arm out of its newest kill and into the next nearest dead. "How did you know I was, OUT!" she said as she caved the head of another dead.
"It's a very distinctive sound between a fresh slug being chambered and an empty pump being made" Logan said as he sent his booted foot into a dead that lunged from his right, sending it and the two behind it onto the ground. The waitress looked at the scout with a raised brow in wonder.
"You were able to know I was empty by the sound of the reload?" she asked him. Logan looked at her with a shrug.
"It's a very distinctive sound" he said while jumping away from three of the dead getting a little too close.
"We're good, let's go!" Ben shouted as the three scouts all ran to hop back in. Dennise and Logan ran back to the car, One getting in easy while Logan was forced to hop pelvis first and slide across the hood. That earned a raised brow from the three scouts in the car and a following gaze from them as Logan fully got into the car.
"Move it!" Dennise shouted and Ben shook his head and hit the gas again, peeling out of the parking lot.
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Kendall was looking incredibly worried as she checked her phone and found her sent text showing up as undelivered. In fact her phone was showing no bars at all and something was nagging her that tonight was going from bad to worse. She again tried to call her brother but after a few rings the line went dead and she cursed as the party was bouncing around her. Taking a breath she just nodded as she got up.
"He's fine, Ben's fine, everything is fine Ken, just enjoy the party till they get here" she said to herself as she walked into the crowd of dancers, looking for her friends. One such friend however was getting pissed in the unwashed bathroom as she realized her mister perfect was ghosting her.
"Un FUcking Believable!" she said as she looked at the text chain that made her look like a desperate bitch in heat, instead of a horny girl who wanted some dick tonight, which were different things. they went from "Where are you" to, "Lacy and horny over here", which ended in her last text being a fucking vid of her self pleasuring in one of the gross stalls. Yet not a fucking nibble from tall, beefy, and rugged who just apparently had to fall from either the goth asian or native skank..."Or maybe both?" Chloe thought as she thought about it. taking a second she sighed and took stock before nodding and sending a different text out to another number.
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Akane and Leah were cooling off from the fun they had after getting ramped back up from the video Augie sent them, when Akane's phone chimed up. checking the text she snorted and showed Leah.
"Looks like Logan hooked this bitch like a professional fisher" she said. Leah read the text and shook her head. it read Plainly "Not a Lesbo or nothing, but willing to do what is necessary to share with you girls tonight" with about ten emojis of a sexual nature.
"Fucking Christ, what is with this character?" the native beauty said while taking a second to check the area outside of the car.
"If I had to guess? I think the movie is doing a really shitty job of trying to include the three of us in the plot" she answered. Leah thought about that and nodded as she saw the logic given her own backstory RE2 gave her. She was another rookie cop who started the day before Leon, which was cheap, but easy to fill in why she was there.
"Guess when your actively in the plot your given a story line" Leah said and watched as Akane sent back a emoji chain to the slut that bolided down to "Fuck no, can't wait to kill you tonight." As she watched her send the text off she heard the screech of tires as Ben drove up to the station. Both girls leaned back into their seats to avoid being noticed by both the group and the dead soon to follow them.
"Looks like we're back in the story," Akane said as the scouts, waitress, and Logan got out and headed into the police station.
(A/N- sorry for the wait for the next chapter, went on vacation, and came back with a pack of Corona to enjoy through the next few weeks =( but I'm back and hope to keep you entertained with the story. I've come up with a twist into anime that I hope comes off well after zombieland 2 as I hope to dip into Supernatural Horror next and want them to have a bit of a power boost to handle it.)