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Chapter 28 - Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apoc (Part 4)

Walking through the woods, Ben and Carter walked through the woods at a leisurely pace. Naturally the two put some distance from the three as they walked, talking about both the party, past memories, and future prospects that the new scouts didn't need to be privy to. The trek wasn't long until a bird call went out and the boys answered. Ben with a similar call, and Carter with a half assed burp. Leah and Logan raised their hands and produced a perfected loon call that had the two boys stop to look back at the two, while Akane rolled her eyes. 

She never could get her hands right to produce the calls and it seemed Leah was just as professional as Logan with it. 

"Wow! that sounded amazing to you guys!" Augie said, walking down to the group. "How long have you been practicing bird calls!"

"Since I was ten on the first day my father took me hunting," Logan said.

"about the same time, for the same reason" Leah added, making Augie smile at the two. 

"Really, do you think you could help me with my animal study badge?" he asked and then pulled out a bag of scat. he tossed it to Logan who caught it and gazed down at it. he blinked a few times as Leah looked over its contents before Logan handed it back to him.

"Sure, but please don't throw a bag of shit at me again" Logan said and Leah and Akane giggled as Logan's neutral expression shifted into a frown as he stared down at the teen. Augie nodded, sensing the anger in the taller scout. With a nod Logan moved past the boy and got ready to set up camp. As they did they noticed Scoutmaster Rogers fixing up his tent whistling a sweet tune as he did. Leah flinched at the jovial melody as recent memories lived barely hours ago flashed across her mind. She shifted and pressed her hand against the beretta Akane gave her, making sure to end the next bullshit fight like that with the classic "Indiana" defense. 

"Well hello new scouts, ready to have your first camp out!" he said with a smile and a half. Akane put on a fake smile, Logan nodded once, and Leah twitched out a smirk and thumbs up before turning and got started on her tent. Logan and Akane set up next to her as the Main characters got to work on theirs. The next hours passed by quickly as everyone seemed to have some fun in the woods.

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"The hardest part is measuring distance and how the knife will land" Leah said as she helped the three boys get into the right stance. "Feet apart, shifted your arm like this...good, now simply find your target and" with a swift ease Leah spotted the tree she wanted to hit. With a hand that had years of practice, and the soft scars to show it, she drew and flicked the knife at the three, sinking it deep into the trunk. 

"Holy shit!" Carter said as he paused and sloppily threw his own knife at his tree. it bounced off with a ring and Carter frowned at the miss. Ben had about the same luck it would seem as his knife rang out, but Leah saw that he almost had the right angle to it. The thunk from the third knife thrown had everyone look at Augie who smiled with his hands in the air. 

"Oh yeah, who's the most epic one here? it's me!" the red head said and Leah clapped her hands at his success. 

"Oh please Augie, lucky first shot!" Carter said before pulling out another knife and trying again. Once more the three boys took a steady stance and tossed their blades. This time Ben also made his go in a few inches, while Carter's rang out again. Augie's thought once again hit its mark strong enough to sink five inches in. 

"Ha, you heard it once, now hear it again boys. I'm the king of the throw!" Augie shouted out, making Carter grumble as he went to throw his last knife. He was hoping to sink at least one in his first three throws. 

"Well done, you're a real natural at this Augie, keep it up and one day you'll be able to do something like this." Leah then looked at Akane who was playing on her 3ds at the moment. On top of her head was a can of empty beer that she had finished, A quirk she developed after her mother had forced her to take Ballet with her sister. The instructor had used book balancing to keep their heads upright and straight during some dances. Akane just made it into a neat party trick as she could stack six empty beer cans without any falling. 

With a simple flick, Leah had sent a knife right through the beer can hard enough to have it land a few feet away from Akane. The boys looked shocked at the stunt and its dangerous nature, while Akane simply finished her current beer and placed it on her head like the last.

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Lifting the plant fiber mesh, Logan, threw it on top of the hole he dug and placed rocks on all sides. 

"Making a pit trap is all about blending into the environment" Logan said as he shoved leaves and dirt on top of the pit. All three boys were watching with interest as he explained. "Some of the best were made during our war with the Vietnamese, which showed just how valuable a home advantage and guerrilla warfare is in a fight against a superior opponent." The boys nodded as he then went in detail about different traps and even helped them make ghillie suits from the flora around them. The exercise took a good few hours but genuinely had the boys attention in detail. 

"Augie, your leaves look disjointed in coloring and stand out. Carter, the mesh holding it together is a little loose here and here, and you accidently put a black widow's nest in it." Carter, blinking and then looking down at his suite, screamed like a little school girl and scurried away from the spider Logan noticed crawling on the suit. Logan chuckled as the other boys laughed, while picking off the spider and tossing it away from the group. He then looked over Bens and nodded. "Good work Ben, the suit is secure and the foliage blends in well." The boy smiled and bumped fist with Augie as Carter paced a bit away to get his nerve back. 

After Logan helped the boys get the suits ready then suddenly the camp got quiet. Scout leader Rogers had gotten back soon after and looked around in complete confusion trying to find his scouts. Akane and Leah were away doing a bit of combat work, at the behest of Leah, and so were also gone at the moment. 

"Scouts? Augie, Ben, Carter!" Rogers shouted while trying to remember his new ones. He walked around a bit and noticed a cough that he flicked his head to. walking in the direction he looked but found nothing but the natural clutter of nature...Until three clumps of clutter jumped up in a shout. "OH SWEET LITTLE SNOW PEAS!" Rogers said as his oldest scouts laughed at scaring their scout leader. 

"Holy shit that was epic! he didn't even notice us at all!" Carter said high fiving his two friends.

"Oh you boys!" Rogers said while laughing out his remaining fear. Logan looked down at the four as he sat in a tree's branches and smiled at the simple pleasures a ghillie suit could bring to some grown men playing teenagers in a fictional small town about to be overrun by the dead. He breathed deeply as he then looked over in the distance as he watched Akane and Leah making out after pinning each other too many times for his wife's libido to handle. Looking back at the four in a conversation and forgetting he existed, Logan shrugged and silently left to join the girls. 

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Hours later the boys were sitting on a rock filing their nails under Akane's instruction. She herself was showing them what to do as she held a serious face. 

"This is the most important part when you want to finger a woman" She said as she checked their work. she flicked Ben's hand with her file and he hissed at the pain. "Shape up the sides more, or you're gonna cut the shit out of a girl's pussy!" He nodded and worked harder. "Augie, longer strokes and angle it like this, you're going for smoothness after all." He nodded but seemed at a loss at the reason for this. Akane looked over at Carter for a second and nodded. "Good work" 

"Thanks, I really appreciate the education!" Carter said.

"I'm sorry but I don't get this" Augie said and looked at Akane. "We took health class already, and learned about girls and sex." The small asian women grinned evilly before smacking the virgin. 

"No, you learned about condoms and safe sex. I'm showing how to make her fucking cum" she said with a dark chuckle. After the boys had fixed their nails she tossed them half a grapefruit. "Alright, now before I show you what to do with your hands and mouth, I'm going to give you a few sex life lessons to live by. First, foreplay is your friend and unless you're told differently by the girl, you need it to start her engine running with it. husky words, hands rubbing fun places, and for god sakes take it slow and steady, really drag it out until she gives you a sign to press on.

Second, your dick's not magic and it never will be. I know in porn it's like that's all you need right? Wrong! and why most guys will never actually make a girl cum in their entire lives. Cause they just think, I have a dick and women like dicks right? instead of how to use the damn thing. I won't be teaching that by the way for obvious reasons, and honestly that's an experience thing and every girl's preferences are different anyway.

Third, if she's willing to use your cock to tickle the back of her throat, or let you plaster her face and body white for your pleasure, and then wants a cuddle make out section, you better damn well give it to her. cause it's your own spunk and you should be man enough to embrace what your body produced." The boys looked a little squeamish at this and Akane glared at them before pulling out her knife. "I'm serious boys, sex is sticky and gross if you don't embrace the right mindset. And if you're learning from me, then you best honor what I teach or I will make three new eunuchs today." They all froze and looked over to Leah and Logan who were preparing some fish they caught.

Logan looked at them with eyes that told how serious Akane was at the moment, remembering how many handsy men she enjoyed nurturing during their less legal nights. The three gulped and nodded to Akanes threats. She smiled and put the knife away while continuing her lesson. "Now, the last thing to learn is simple. Have fun" she said with a genuine smile. "Society has made sex some epic task that is hard to achieve and that simple just isn't true. Treat it like the romans, an activity that brings pleasure with a person you find hot. don't cheat or anything, but just let it come naturally and don't hunt for it, cause that will just make you a creep in most eyes."

The boys nodded again and she nodded while waving the hand with the grapefruit. "Aright, a few little things, don't kink shame, wash your balls, and wrap it until you know the girl. Now on how to please her..." Akane said while showing just how skilled she was at the subject. The boys were enraptured as if watching their favorite movie. Leah shook from time to time, remembering a certain technique she was on the receiving end of.