On the night of Friday the 13th, a peaceful bank's silence was interrupted by 2 crooks wearing black stockings over their heads. They sucked the place dry.
As they went outside, in front of them stood a man... wearing a bumblebee costume.
The crooks looked at each other, then laughed, "Are you off to your kids' theater play, old man?"
"I'm here to stop you."
They laughed harder, their saliva covering the black stockings. The bumblebee man pulled out an uzi. The robbers pissed themselves, "Now, would you tell me why you robbed that bank?"
"Come on, man! How do you expect us to pay rent?"
The man was stunned, "You... robbed a bank just to pay rent?"
"Thanks for stating the obvious," the man was confused. "No ulterior motive, no pimp empire, drug empire, or paying your evil boss?"
"Well, a landlord can be considered an evil boss."
The man concealed his uzi. "Well, that's it," he began to walk away. "Wait, wait... why are you giving up so easily?"
The man said. "Well, stopping a crime as a normal citizen is dull; people will forget it the next day. But being dressed like this and stopping a crime, I'll be remembered. However, your motives aren't strong enough so, once again, I won't be remembered for long," and so he left.