Timothy Johnson was a man in his late 50s and a taxi driver. He picked up an old lady, and on the radio there were talks on who would win. Most speculated that the Conservative Party would win.
The lady spoke, "When are we going to be part of the EU? These conservatives have chicken brains and piss like a water gun. I tell you, they eat chicken at 2am, quack quack quack, 8 plates of beans, and say that the Russian Revolution formed the American state in 1066. They have pea brains. They're as productive as the Sleeping Prince or the Princess on the Pea Castle of the Moon. The conservatives wear diapers, they can't tell what is left and what is right. They wear women's panties and sleep with a fishing rod. They gift each other bread to wipe their ass, and later put the bread in a fridge only to eat it later. The conservatives are idiots, afraid of the dark but don't know how to turn on the lamp, their dog does it for them."
However, little did the old lady know that Timothy was a proud conservative. He got enraged. Once he drove the old lady to her destination, he was as red as a heart. He barely managed to bear the old woman.
"Conservatives get off on lesbian porn!"
That was the final straw.
"GET OUT!"
The lady was startled, she paid for the taxi and added a bit extra. "This is for you to be polite next time."
The man grabbed the money and threw it at the lady and drove off.
The lady picked up the money on the sidewalk, her plan worked to perfection. She got a free ride.