Look at all the jewerly Smith," said my friend Kurt. "I think I'm going to steal them tonight," we laughed. Kurt always had a good sense of humor.After the opening of the exhibition, we drank so much that none of us went to work on Monday, though we had to be there for Tuesday.
As we sat during break, a tall detective with a brown moustache walked in.He stared at Kurt and said, "I know you stole the neckles." I was baffled. I looked over to Kurt, who had a look of annoyance. "Proof?"
The detective spoke, "You said, and I quote, 'I'm going to steal them tonight' end quote." "This is absurd!" I protested, and Kurt raised his hand to me while looking at the detective. "Well, I also said I was going to kill my neighbours, and I didn't. If this is your best argument, detective, I'm concerned for the safety of our nation."
The detective made a face of fury, and he stormed out, pushing old people in front of him.I smiled. What a fool trying to accuse Kurt; he is the most honorable man I know.Kurt pulled out golden necklaces from his pants and said, "Quick, he's onto us Send these to Mickey the waiter; he was an accomplice. I'll even give you one."