The searing rays of the sun shone brightly up the sky covered ever so slightly by clouds, the birds were merrily singing atop the foliage of the treetrunks, the chittering of cicadas and the rustling of bushes could be faintly heard inside this lush and beautiful forest.
"GET HER!!" A giant resounding roar broke the stillness of the forest, frightening the birds and silencing the cicadas.
A humanoid entity covered in glistening fur can be caught sprinting down on all fours at breakneck speeds, rapidly passing through the forest floor, it clawed desperately the mucky ground in hopes of escaping its pursuers.
"DON'T LET HER GET AWAY!" The pursuer which was a somewhat large and hairy beast roared! urging its allies to run faster. The humanoid entity looked like tawny cat with intricate black spots set close together on the pelage with a series of black rings around each, in simpler words it looked exactly like an anthropomorphic cheetah. It had amber colored eyes looking straight ahead as it clawed the ground with every ounce of strength it could muster.
It had a ragged sling bag strapped tightly on its furry waists as well as Tons of arrows wrapped in a cloth that strangely glued itself to the anthropomorphic felines back despite the breathtaking speeds the arrows didn't move from its back one bit nor did it become a hindrance to its current speed.
Some People might ask...What do they want?Why are you running from them? Why are you a fu**in furry?
Well the answers to all those questions can be summarized in one sentence.
"THEY WANT TO F*** ME!"
"LITERALLY!" the feline screamed and its feminine voice resounded throughout the forest. Though despite being out of breath and wounded, she still ran as fast as a speeding car, reaching up to 30+ km/ph. She zipped through shrubs, fallen trees and every foliage of the forest floor like a bolt without slowing down.
'I don't wanna get f***ed! I don't wanna get f***ed! I don't wanna get f***ed!' she inwardly chanted, then unable to control her frustration she screamed at the top of her lungs.
"SHIT HOW DID IT COME TO THIS!"
A lean man stood in front of a shop with a box on hand. "Finally" breathing out a sigh he smiled in satisfaction.
"I can finally graduate from my V card" The street was fairly crowded and some could clearly hear his mumbled statement, they glanced at him here and whispered harsh criticisms at him there, but he couldn't care less about some strangers opinions, he is very happy today and he won't let them spoil his mood.
This man is Onille Arvurg he has average looks, medium skin-tone, black hair with a fine fringed up haircut, broad shoulders, wide back and and at a glance you would think he is skinny but underneath his oversized shirt is actually a fine tuned lean athletic body with a height of 192 centimeters or 6.3 feet, his appearance is akin to a homeless hobo he's clothes dreadful and unwashed, it looked like it has survived an apocalypse, all embarrassment aside he did everything just so he could afford the new Virtual Reality Gaming Gear.
He had to sell a lot of things just to get this item, his newer clothes, his Gym Equipments, his kidneys, gosh even his Legacy, the ornaments that heralded his past accomplishments.
He walked down the street at a brisk pace, heading downtown. He passed through several buildings and a few luxurious houses, then he stopped in front of a damp and rundown rent house. It looks so old and filthy that you'd wonder how this thing is still standing.
This rent house has two floors and 10 rooms each floor, Onille climbed the stairs and went up the second floor, then he went inside the room 14, twisting the doorknob, he wasn't scared of it being unlocked because there's nothing of significance to steal in his room anyways... afterwards he carefully closed the door trying to avoid the horrible creaking sound the door makes and locked it from the inside, his room is cramped and messy, because Onille has been too depressed to be productive lately, but now with a newfound motivation he started cleaning up the trash in his room, putting them in a black garbage bag, he started folding his remaining laundry and opened up the curtains to let some fresh air in, afterwards he did his usual daily routine like push-ups, sit-ups and pull-ups, glancing at the clock it showed 4:41 P.M almost 5:00 P.M the time the VR worlds sun will rise, Onille wanted to see it after he steps foot in the new world.
Firstly he ate from a cup of noodles, then changed his clothes and after a couple of minutes digesting his meal, he lied down on his old mattress, Onille carefully put the VR helmet on.
Closing his eyes, he powered the VR helmet, a blinding light entered his closed eyelids. He heard a crisp artificial feminine A.I voice.
*Ting... You have entered Epic of the Gods*
*Ting... You are a new player*
*DNA scanned*
*Blood-type scanned*
*Facial features verified*
*Retinas scanned*
*Account creation in progress*
*Ting! Account Creation Status:
Race: ___
Starter Weapon: ___
Spawn Point: ____
Onille smiled, he has already done his fair share of research and knew what to pick for his new adventure. With a deep breath he spoke.
"Race: Beastkin, Weapon: Longbow, Spawn-point: Beastkindom"
To some gamers, it is pure blasphemy to not look at the other options first before picking, but Onille doesn't need to take a second look. He's been preparing for this choice ever since the game came out 4 months ago.
"Confirm."
*Ting*
Would you like to proceed with your choice?* the feminine A.I voice inquired.
"Yes" Onille replied.
*Affirmative ... Warning once confirmed you can only change your avatar by paying 3,000,000,000 dollars...*
"Save" Onille impatiently said, he didn't have to think too much, he already thought this through and weighed each and every decision just for this moment.
When he was at work he always envied his coworkers every time they talk, their topic was always about their experiences in Epic of The Gods, conversations that start with "I f*** a girl this", "I f*** her that" Onille like the sad lonely virgin that he is, just couldn't relate and it was driving him mad!
Epic of The Gods the Virtual Reality game that change the world was launched at January 2, in the year 2036. Now todays date is April 5, which is 4 whole months behind other players...
When buying the Virtual Reality Gear, you have to sign all sorts of papers such as, Minor Exclusion that states only people above 20 years of age can play the game and contracts stating that the company won't take responsibility for any traumas gained ingame, thats because the pain felt ingame is so real that even a grown man would easily get traumatized and lastly! you need to connect your bank account before you can buy the VR Gear... This is so that transactions can easily be done ingame.
Its been 4 months but experts still haven't figured out the Time Delay Phenomena it's because wherever part in the world you live in you can only access the game at night and if you think that the people on the other side of the world cant play the game while you're logged in at your time-zone then you are so wrong.
*INITIATING...* the artificial voice resounded again confirming his selection. Onille closed his eyes he already knew that Beastkin can't customized their avatars like human avatars where you can freely choose a name and change your face, body shape, skin tone but being in other races makes it completely random.
*ERROR*
"HUH?" Onille heard that loud and clear but the moment he opened his eyes he had already spawned and all he saw were small huts and a couple of Beastkin villagers tending to the fields. This is a classic Beastkin starter village but the moment Onille looked at his hands his face turned white as a sheet of paper. He was skinny and very slender! Onille knew Beastkin males are suppose to be very burly, buff and hefty but this!
"I wanted to lose MY VIRGINITY! BUT NOT LIKE THIS! " Onille screamed but a high pitched feminine voice echoed instead of his usual deep grown man voice. His palms grasped at his chest, feeling the curves, he went down on his knees and shouted to the heavens.
"THIS JOKE IS GOING TOO FAR! ".
Hello Author here.... Im resurrecting my 3 year old novel Tales of Insania.... Yes I deleted it, posted it then deleted it again, and now it's here, My Novel has reincarnated more times than an Isekai character, there's prolly another version of this exact same novel in Royal Road but it's dead now, I didn't know where my story was heading back then but this time I have a plan.... and all I need is to write it.)
Please comment... It gives me immense WILL to write