Cocooo rico cocooo rico !!!
Edward :
"Edward suddenly wakes up to the roar of a rooster too happy to be alive."
Nggh, serious.
(I don't like waking up so early, I want to go back to sleep.
Why do I have to go to work, why do I have to work in the first place?
Sleeping is so comfortable.)
"Edward tries to go back to sleep."
Mmm.
...
...
...
Haaahh.
"Edward yawns with his mouth open before reopening his eyes, annoyed that he can't go back to sleep."
I hate work.
"Edward gradually rises from his bed."
Here we go again, another miserable day.
"Edward yawns again."
"Keeping his desire to sleep intact, to avoid wanting to go back to sleep, he slaps his cheeks with his right hand."
Come on, stay awake.
"Edward heads into his bathroom barefoot, brushing his teeth with old toothpaste that has over time lost its original blue color for some unknown reason, surely due to time."
"Then he prepared to go outside, not forgetting to put on a coat to get over the morning chill, otherwise he might get sick from the cold wind present at this altitude in the village."
"When he had finished, Edward opened his front door and locked it behind him."
(Here we go again, the restaurant road as usual.)
"Edward headed for the restaurant where he works, taking two minutes to get there only to find the restaurant manager posted at the entrance."
Roy :
You're five minutes late, the sun's already up!
You think I'm paying you to mess around, you irresponsible brat!
Edward :
(Here we go again, I hope you all die in excruciating pain, you devils.)
Ah, I'm sorry for the delay, I had trouble waking up this morning, I hope you won't hold it against me.
Roy:
One stupid move and you're fired, got it?
Edward :
(Tss filthy deceiver, it amuses you so much to make me struggle as I see.
Unfortunately, I have no other choice but to work here, otherwise no more books.)
Understood, chief.
Roy:
Well, as usual, get the tables ready and tidy up the mess.
Edward:
Yes.
"Edward makes his way to the customers' tables."
(I'm always outraged to see that, not only have these pigs ruined the tablecloth, but there's no cutlery left on the tables, let alone in the ground, below the tables.
Whatever happens, I'll never think of them as real human beings like me.)
"Edward takes all the cutlery left on the floor and rearranges it on all the tables after collecting it and washing it with water."
"He then takes a broom and cleans up all the garbage on the floor, all the dust, food and blood spilled on the ground."
Roy :
"From outside the restaurant, Roy tells him."
When you finish, you are going to promote the restaurant as usual.
Got it?
Edward :
Understood.
(I want to destroy everything, to say that I still have to endure this humiliating part of the day, he always needs to humiliate me for his own pleasure, that scumbag.)
"Fifteen minutes later, Edward finished his cleaning and was now ready to do the restaurant promotion, so in order to be able to do it, he went to the entrance of the restaurant."
Edward :
"Edward starts breathing heavily to give himself courage."
Haah, huuhh.
Haah, huuhh.
(I reassure myself as best I can.)
"Edward began to blush as soon as he thought back to what he'd already been able to do in terms of restaurant promotion."
(Why do I have to put myself to shame five days a week for the pleasure of this lecherous pervert!)
Fouuh.
(Don't desperate, go on.)
Don't miss out on the huge opportunities offered by the Blue Eye restaurant, a wide range of delicious dishes accompanied by
alcohols so strong that is capable of knock-out an elephant !
Come and have a great murge with alcohols so strong it will make you want to die, come, come dear passers-by!
Don't be shy, don't stop yourself from spending a crazy day and evening in our restaurant, the best restaurant ever! Passers-by, come and treat yourselves to the best food and drink in the whole village, come, come...
"A man named Willis was strolling by the restaurant before stopping in front of Edward as were a few men who stayed to listen to Edward."
?????? :
Well, if it isn't our little chick!
Well then, we're supposedly being offered an exceptional deal.
Hey guys, it's really tempting but strangely I'm not convinced, maybe a nice dog bark from the little chick might make me want to invite my friends to this restaurant and even promote it.
What do you say, do you agree with me?
Willis's group:
Yeah!
Edward :
(Always there to prevent me from having a quiet day, you scumbags, you're regular customers but you pretend the contrary to hope for a reaction from the boss.)
"From inside the kitchen, Roy says to Edward."
Roy :
Edward!
Do what they ask, it'll help me bring in more customers and make more profit, so hurry up and bark like a good dog who wants his bone!
(Humiliate yourself even more, I'll make sure you don't even hope to come back to my restaurant to work, you little shit.)
Edward :
Come along, come along.
(It seems that canvassing for people who openly hate me isn't enough to satisfy their sadistic urges, now they want to shoot my dignity as a man.
They probably underestimate my desire to read books, for which I am more than capable of humiliating myself with a simple bark.)
Dear passers-by, for you I'm going to put on an original show that will make you want to come to our restaurant.
"Passers-by are suddenly more attentive, Edward greets the crowd as if he were about to start a play."
May you enjoy the pretty barks I'm about to perform.
"To imitate a dog, Edward lowers his head and then shouts in unison."
Woof woof!
Woof woof!
Wouaf wouaf wouaf!
"Everyone in Willis's band starts laughing as well as in the crowd."
Ahh, hahh,hahh, hahh ahh !!!
"Everything is mixed up in a general laughing furnace."
Aahh, hahh,hahh ahh !!
Willis:
Hey, that's not funny, why are you laughing?
"One of the people in Willis's group said to
him..."
Don't you think it's funny, he imitates a dog really well, ah ah ah ah, it's hilarious.
He imitates a dog really well without shame, what an idiot, only real victims can do that so well, I'm laughing my head off.
Ah ah ah!
Roy :
Ah ah ah ah !
(That's my employee.)
Willis:
"Willis says to himself in a low voice."
He takes pleasure in doing this, this coward.
That's just disgusting, seeing him pretend that this kind of provocation doesn't get to him.
"Willis speaks again this time with a normal voice."
He's kept his words, come to the restaurant, that's what we came for, in the first place. Let's go for some good food, everybody!
"Willis's group in heart replied."
Yeaahh!!
"The group re-entered the restaurant along with part of the crowd watching this spectacle, still laughing out loud."
"In the crowd, some people in the background were saying to each other in their heads."
-- Every time I see the kid, he gets more and more ridiculous, it's hilarious.
-- I'm going to that restaurant to see if they ridicule him any more.
-- Ah ah ah what a hick, with a show like that it's impossible not to go to that restaurant.
"During that brief moment when customers were starting to come in more and more after Edward's performance, Roy was coming back to Edward."
Roy :
Nice work, you bring me lots of early-morning customers, you see that you are good at something, trash.
"He didn't hesitate to pat Edward hard on the back to show his appreciation."
Edward :
(Go to hell, you old freak.)
"Edward smiles in response, to Roy's mischievously cheerful face."
Roy :
Come on, the job's not done yet, no time to be lazing around, so go and start cooking, while I'll watch you from afar to check that you are doing everything correctly.
This is how it's going to happen.
Edward :
Yes, of course.
(Say instead that you are going to sleep in a corner while I do the work of four people.)
Roy :
If it's good, then hurry up and serve my customers until tonight, and everything will be fine.
Edward :
(And here we go for a busy day as usual.)
Okay.
"Edward hurried to cook and serve the restaurant's customers, Edward stayed cooking and serving customers until the end of the day as usual."
"The day passed as such."
"When the night arrived and the time to pay Edward had come."
Roy:
Here is your payment.
Edward :
"Roy handed the money to Edward, which in turn took the money in his right hand."
"Wanting to avoid being scammed, he checked to see if the money he had been given to him was what was owed to him, unfortunately for him, he noticed that something was wrong."
Wait, 2 silver pieces are missing.
Roy :
It's normal, yesterday, Andy and the other booksellers told to everyone that they would no longer sell you books, so I'm taking this money away from you since you were only buying books with this surplus.
That's why I give you less mon...
"Before Roy could even finish his sentence, Edward interrupted him."
Edward :
But I've earned this money, I've earned these books, I just want to be left alone, why do I have to keep having problems with you!
I, I just want a little peace and quiet without having to go crazy every day that goes by, yet you all prevent me from doing that!
"Edward starts crying."
Why are you always like that against me, what have I done to deserve all this!
"He's crying more and more."
What do I have to do for you to leave me in peace!
Roy :
"From his mouth, Roy couldn't help but let out sadistic laughter."
Ah ah ah, the kid's having a fit all of a sudden, you know yourself why we're doing all this but you still want a different answer, it'll never change, we hate you little shit!
We'd rather have killed you when you were a kid than let you live, but we've got no choice but to obey the boss's orders.
It's for this reason alone that we still dare to speak to you, but you should know that each one of us would rather have killed you in the most horrible way than let you live.
Edward :
Ahh.
(Get a grip of yourself Edward, you know what kind of people they are.
No, you know what?
I'm sick of this nonsense, I'd rather jump out of the village than live even one day with these sub-humans.)
Forget what I just said, I'll just go home as usual and forget all this.
"Edward wipes his tears as he turns back and walk to the path that takes him home."
Roy :
You're fired, don't even think about coming back tomorrow or any other day, from now on you're no longer welcome in the restaurant.
Edward :
(I should have guessed the outcome, it was evident from the start.
I'm not that stupid, yet I believed that everything could have worked out with time.
From the start, I decided to take the safest option, and this is where it took me.
Still, you are all wrong if you think that I'm going to let myself be pushed around, I'll find a way to escape from this hell.
I've been tired for too long, my body no longer has the strength to resist a life filled with so much suffering.)
Thanks for everything, boss.
"Edward greets Roy with his hand behind his back as he makes his way home."