I was escorted to the student council room.
The executives are seated at their desks as if they are interviewing me.
The agenda for the student council morning meeting seemed to be me, Kim Sang-hyuk.
"Have a seat."
This is my defendant's seat.
It's been a good life!
But there's still too much I don't know to just give up yet.
"You've got some nerves."
I did as I was told and sat down.
"Next time I see you, I'm going to kill you myself."
It's really scary. It doesn't sound like an empty threat because she seems capable of doing it. Then, one of the female executives raised her hand.
"Uh, Madam President!"
"What is it, Evangeline?"
"Was Sang-hyuk always this good-looking? I didn't know!"
"It's already spreading on the bulletin board. The Student Council President is walking with a handsome guy!"
"Both of you, shut your mouths."
"Yes…"
The Student Council President? Is this woman the Student Council President? Why would I be on a list of guys she wants to kill? There were a few people joking around, but when the Student Council President spoke, everyone paid attention.
"Let's begin the psychological examination."
The President looked down at me like a bug and said.
"Rest assured. I'll do everything in my power to expel you."
…Expulsion would be troublesome. Even if my new body's physical age is unknown, I am not a high school student in puberty. I understand that it is dangerous to deviate from the predetermined path in a world I barely know. Also, to become a proud older brother to the pretty sisters, I need to stick around in this huge academy.
"Your eyes are insolent."
"It's a misunderstanding. My eyes are just wide!"
The executives laugh at my bravado.
"…I'm sure you could have negotiated a peaceful agreement with the victim with that kind of attitude."
Even the student council president seems to find me attractive. But an agreement? Is there a victim?
"Evangeline, recite Kim Sang-hyuk's disciplinary record. If there is anything different from the truth, feel free to refute."
Alright, bring it on! I'll refute anything!
"Well, let's see. He was caught ejaculating on Hena's belongings, clothing, and underwear."
Evidence photos are shown.
Am I already done for?
Cold sweat runs down my spine.
"Wandering the halls with women's underwear on his head."
Me?
"Bringing a porn magazine and claiming it resembles the student council president, sharing it with fellow students."
I saw tension build on the student council president's forehead, her brows tighten.
Why is there nothing but indecent stuff…?
"You've even taken videos in the women's restroom? I didn't think Kim Sang-hyuk would go that far…"
And I managed to avoid expulsion somehow.
I was thinking about how to handle this crisis.
But there is clear evidence being projected from a beam projector, and I was unknowingly captured in it.
I can't recognize myself anymore.
Audio evidence also comes out:
– "Hey, doesn't Rizuna1 look like the student council president? Look at this. Silver hair and natural huge breasts!"
– "I can't stand the student council president's boobs, my Onahole Academy boobs! Woohoo!!"
'Damn, I can't believe I said lines like that with my own voice…'
In addition, there are a series of absurd minor offenses listed. Just mentioning the lack of proper attire alone, it's been pointed out eighteen times.
"Kim Sang-hyuk, do you see anything that contradicts the truth?"
"No."
There is no way out.
The evidence is too obvious.
Enough to make me a criminal ten times over.
"Is your plan for today to act innocent and pretend to reflect?"
"It's nothing like that…"
Sigh…
Suddenly, I felt really annoyed.
I didn't do any of this in the first place, so why should I have to defend myself so seriously?
Can defending myself even make me innocent? It's all a setup by the Goddess of Adult Games.
If the goddess wanted it to happen, then it happened.
This was exactly one of those moments. Why is the goddess doing this? When I thought about it, I quickly realized the reason.
"…It's a game."
Now that I think about it, there are plenty of reasons why the protagonist should be a complete loser. The game often makes the protagonist the central figure in all sorts of perverted escapades with the heroines.
But isn't it strange for someone with my personality?
Thus, this forced sweet potato2 event wasn't created for me to seriously defend myself and regain my honor.
'I thought the difficulty level was completely eliminated.'
Is the student council president a heroine too?
With my current abilities, the way to escape this situation is surprisingly simple.
I can manipulate this absurd reality by activating 'Lucky Pervert'.
Then, the unpleasant plot device designed to frame me as a criminal will be substituted by the student council's educational program, and the attractive student council executive girls here will become secondary trophies.
And just like that, another trophy will be obtained.
It's time to start my academy harem life.
"There's no place for you in the academy, Kim Sang-hyuk."
The student council president stared at me with cold eyes.
"Leave. We will handle the procedures on our end."
"Why didn't you expel me sooner?"
"Because the woman who suffered because of you didn't want to see you punished. But if you try to approach the academy again, things will be different."
There's no time. To overcome this predicament… Is there no choice but to commit sexual assault?
Will this elegant student council president, like Serena, cling to me and show affection?
The 'Lucky Pervert' ability in front of me is tempting, suggesting that I can make her kneel before me at any time.
[Are you sure you want to activate '(Super Strong) Lucky Pervert'?]
Is this a system message? The Goddess of Adult Games?
[★Chance to mass-produce beautiful Academy Onaholes★]
Twinkle, twinkle.
The shabby neon sign shines, dazzling my eyes, but nobody seems to notice.
"Focus on the situation in front of you! You scatterbrain3!"
Gulp!
The student council president grabs my hair and stares at me straight in the eyes.
"Your family, Stella, and Serena are all honor students, and what about you? Aren't you embarrassed to be in the same house as your well-raised siblings when you're such trash?"
Don't provoke me.
The Goddess of Adult Games SD version character4 is circling around me like a hologram, pointing to the system message.
[Academy's hottest girl♡ Opportunity to turn the student council president's vagina into an Onahole♡]
'Gulp….'
"Don't think expulsion is the end. I will take you to the Correction Bureau myself, trash. After completing 300 hours of sexual offense prevention education, then you may be released."
300 hours of community service…
I felt my head spin at those words.
[There's never been an easier pussy than this one!]
[The arrogant and domineering student council president's pussy is right here! Get it with 'Lucky Pervert'!]
'Darn it.'
"If you have something to say, go ahead. Just remember to choose your words carefully. It could be your last."
I wonder if the student council president knows what I'm holding back.
The goddess of Adult Games is trying to provoke me with 'You can turn all of them into onaholes here! Squirt, squirt!'
But I try my best to ignore it.
I'll endure.
[Oishikunare5~ The student council president's vagina awaits, moe-moe-kyun6~!]
*Sigh*
Oh, oh, oh, really.
I can't take this situation seriously no matter how hard I try.
Damn you goddess!
My cheek muscles twitch from holding back laughter. Please stop it. Where are you coming up with these vulgar lines?
Because of the goddess's provocative approach, I can't even make eye contact with the student council president. It's a relief that only I can see it.
At least the one who knows I'm innocent is watching this situation unfold.
It's too much to be falsely accused, even in an adult game. Oh, goddess.
[Now, a whopping 500% compatibility with your penis, the student council president's vagina, is now free!]
[Onahole Quest (New!)]
[Collect the student council president Isabella as your personal onahole (0/1)]
[Difficulty S (Canceled)]
[Prelude Quest (Canceled)]
[Prelude Quest 2 (Canceled)]
[Prelude Quest 3 (Canceled)]
[Rarity ??]
How badly do you want to save me from this situation?
It makes me want to laugh, thinking that there's someone who can't bear the false accusation more than me. Yeah, whatever, it's a predetermined route, I think I was taking it too seriously.
The goddess is my backup, and she wants me to become an adult game hero who changes the game to harem route. She's not the one who will comfortably watch my life fall apart.
Well then, there's always a way out no matter where I go.
Thinking that way, I feel much more at ease.
Adult game hero? Who cares? F*ck off!
I will do things 'my way'.
"I have nothing to say. Thank you for the 300 hours of sexual offense prevention education."
"What? Thank you?"
"...?"
The executives are shocked and look at me.
Even the cold-hearted student council president seems quite surprised by my nonchalant attitude.
"Well, you're quite different from last time."
There was disciplinary action last time too? Then it's no wonder there's so much tension.
Well, does it matter? Are you watching me right now, Goddess of Adult Games?
"To be honest, I deserve to die for my crimes, but I'm grateful for the chance at rehabilitation. I sincerely apologize to Hena, who has suffered because of me."
"Don't play the victim. Do you think I'll let you near the victim? You're expelled as of today."
"Well, that's even better. I don't remember anything anyway, and I don't have a genuine way to apologize."
"You don't remember? What is this…"
"Now, please take me away, Student Council President."
"..."
I flinched.
The esteemed student council president stumbles back.
"300 hours. I will complete it. Please isolate me from society as soon as possible."
Have you ever seen an adult game protagonist behave like this?
I smile inwardly, and everything freezes as if time has stopped.
And then, the blonde goddess appears and grabs my waist.
"Hey! What are you doing?!"
"Hahaha."
"This is insane! What kind of adult game protagonist is supposed to receive sexual offense prevention education?"
"He's right here!! Unfreeze the time now. I'm a criminal who needs to be corrected by the student council president!"
"Ewww, that's insane, I guess everyone who watches vanilla stuff is insane!"
The Goddess of Adult Games grabs my collar and pleads.
"There's no difficulty level! You just have to want to do it!"
"I'll do things my way."
"Who needs a pure romance in an adult game?"
"It will be harder to rebuild my lost honor than enduring the cold prison floor."
"Damn it! Do you really want to see me die from guilt!?"
"Come, my sweet sexual offense prevention education!"
In the end, the goddess asked me for feedback.
(End of Chapter 5)
Well, wow, the goddess really reminds me of Aqua from Konosuba. Same energy but lewd. Can't say I don't like it, she's very cute.
The porn model in the porn magazine.
Sweet potato (고구마) used as an adjective or a noun to express the speaker's frustrated or impatient feeling about a situation or a person.
Someone who's easily distracted or caught off guard.
Super Deformation, or S.D. is a style of caricature originating in Japan, and common in anime and manga where characters are drawn in an exaggerated way, typically small and chubby with stubby limbs, oversized heads, and minimal detail. Also known as Chibi.
Oishikunare (오이시쿠나레); It's actually Japanese; it's spell to make food delicious (well it literally translated into 'be delicious' from Japanese).
Moe-moe-kyun (모에모에큥); Also from Japanese, when you order food at a maid cafe in Japan, this is something that the maid shouts out. It is being used as a meme for cuteness.