Are you really trying to talk to me?
I mean, who ordered the Onahole Man & Onahole Princess set menu?
It's obvious someone is going to get chewed out from behind, right?
Not that it matters to me. I've already been dubbed 'Onahole Collector' since the talent evaluation, so I don't have any honor to protect.
However, she might have a lot to lose. Her ears turned as red as lava. As I watched, they became even redder in real-time.
"…Yeah."
As we left the academy and as the view of the academy students became sparse, Yuuna opened her mouth first.
"I'm sorry about earlier."
"What for?"
"I made your talent seem ridiculous because I ran away."
So, she endured the humiliation of being bundled into a set menu1 to apologize?
I would have probably laughed too if my classmate's awakening ability was an 'Onahole Collector'.
The fact that Yuuna ran away wasn't something I was going to hold against her.
"You can laugh if you want; it's actually ridiculous."
"That's not true! Any talent can improve if you nurture it. Diheerite might not know that, but…"
"You waited just to tell me that?"
She nodded.
Yuuna explained her reason for mustering the courage.
"I felt like I might never be able to speak up about it again after today."
Right, that makes sense.
"So, I'm sorry."
"It's okay; I wasn't hurt. That Diheerite guy? I didn't even care what he was saying."
I just found out that his name is Diheerite.
"I thought you were the bravest girl there."
"I didn't really know what I was doing…"
"I was impressed."
"…Boo, shame on you2!"
Oh, the mood is nice.
I feel like I'm in the mood for a relationship.
Yes! This is what I wanted!
I wanted to stay away from things like seeing vaginas and onaholes.
"Kim Sang-hyuk. Haven't you changed a lot from before?"
"I've heard that a lot."
I will continue to hear it in the future. Yuuna pats my back and smiles brightly.
"You should come to the academy more often!"
It was a moment of classmates worrying about a student who refuses to go to school.
['Onahole Aptitude Detection' activated]
No! Wait a minute! Stop!! Don't show it to me!
[Yuuna Nakamori]
[Conquer Difficulty: C-]
[Onahole Aptitude: A-Rank]
[Virgin]
[Underwear – White panties with a prominent V-line]
[Onahole Trait (★) – Nationwide Erection Alert! A lively onahole that infinitely boosts your energy ♡]
[Class F Class President. Likes taking care of others, can't stand injustice, and expresses emotions honestly! Yuuna, an energetic onahole with a lively charm and a bigger chest than it seems]
'I didn't really want to know…'
Whether it's underwear or whatever. I didn't want to see an onahole aptitude of a female student I've never seen before…
Why don't adult game creators know how important the 'mystery' of the opposite sex is?
'By the way, it boosts your energy…. By how much?'
If Hena's body is a body that drain energy3, then Yuuna is the opposite… maybe?
A body that makes you want to do it over and over again?
If I let my guard down, I might get an erection in front of Yuuna.
"…Did you use a skill on me?"
Oops. Did I get caught?
"What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?"
Yuuuna suddenly approached me.
"Is that a new skill you've learned, isn't it?"
"…Onahole Aptitude Detection."
"Ona… Eew! Wait! Why are you using that on me?!"
"I don't know either."
"You can't use something like that on a person, you idiot."
"…"
Yuuna's gaze became more and more peculiar.
"…Nothing came out, right?"
"Well…"
…What should I say? As I pondered in a situation where I couldn't be completely honest anymore, Yuuuna continued to press me.
"What's the aptitude like? It's not D-Rank, is it?"
It seems that D-Rank is detested everywhere.
"It's A-Rank."
"…Again?"
"It says it's an energetic and charming onahole…"
I said. The atmosphere suddenly became awkward.
"It's probably better than having a lower rank…"
"Yeah… probably."
"…Ah! …Don't get me wrong, I didn't mean I'm going to be your onahole!"
I didn't make such a delightfully insane misconception…
"It's just that the skill triggered on its own."
It's probably because it responds to the heroine.
"I guess having a respectable profession with such a talent is probably challenging."
"No, don't say such sad things…"
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable."
"I'm fine. It's not meant in a bad way, and I feel like I've hit the jackpot with A-Rank on a talent I didn't even know I had!"
Her smile is so uplifting, like a ray of sunshine.
Yuuna grabs me as I turn to leave.
"Wait!"
"Yes?"
"There's a gravitational anomaly up ahead!"
Gravitational anomaly?
Certainly, everything in front of me seemed oddly distorted, as if some lens effect had been applied.
Is this what they call a 'gravitational anomaly'…
According to the wiki, localized gravitational anomalies are observed in areas where dungeons have appeared.
I was quite amazed when I saw it for myself.
[ 'Penetration (Crimson)' activated]
[D-Rank Dungeon]
[#3319. Goblin Tribe]
[Rarity D]
[Reward D]
[Anomaly D]
(No maximum participation limit)
"…A D-Rank dungeon?"
"Oh, you could tell just by seeing the gravitational anomaly? Have you been studying hard?"
'Well, not really…'
I didn't feel like saying it was thanks to the bonus skill the goddess had given me, so I remained silent.
"If it's an abnormal gravitational anomaly with a white wavy pattern, we should be able to handle it together."
"Shouldn't we report it?"
I thought that reporting a dungeon discovered outside of the academy was the norm, according to the wiki.
"We should just clear it! It's a chance to earn coins."
Clearing it directly sounds pretty awesome.
Yuuna grabbed my hand tightly and pulled me along.
She still had a cheerful smile on her face.
"I'll give you a chance to see if your talent is useful, so let's go together!"
[Participating in the dungeon]
[Participants – Yuuuna Nakamori, Kim Sang-hyuk]
…It's like she's asking me out on a date. I let myself be led into the gravitational anomaly, as if we were going to an amusement park.
When the surroundings started to distort, it felt dizzying, and when I opened my eyes, I was in a forest.
"Yuuna!?"
"I'm right here."
Yuuna was right beside me, sword drawn and already in a combat stance.
"Surprising, isn't it? It is a D-Rank dungeon, right?"
She had a slightly self-conscious tone.
Yeah, it's my first time in a dungeon, after all.
"You shouldn't be that nervous if you're a student of Es-sol Academy."
"Have you been to many dungeons?"
"Of course. I'm a B-Rank Hunter. Just trust and follow me."
B-Rank.
I'm not sure if I should be impressed or not because of the implications carried by the letter 'B'.
The combination of school uniform and an armband is something I've only seen in B movies4.
And… maybe it's because the actress is pretty, but it looks surprisingly good on her.
"Why are you staring so blankly?"
"I'll just trust and follow you."
"…No, it's a joke. Don't take it seriously."
"But it seems like my talent might be helpful."
"I don't know if we can find any clues."
Yuuna spoke while scanning the area.
"The moment you awaken your talent is when you grow the fastest."
A combat style using an onahole…
Is she asking me to develop something like that?
'I have no clue about any of this.'
But for now, I decided to follow Yuuna.
'I wish my bicycle was still here…'
My belongings… thankfully, my smartphone is still with me.
However, when I came here, it didn't work.
It's not 'out of the service area'; it simply doesn't work.
"Why doesn't it work?"
"Do you really not know anything?"
"…Why don't the highly knowledgeable A-Rank Onahole teach me?"
"…Pfft. Are you trying to hurt my pride?"
Since I know she doesn't mean it, I take it as a joke.
Yuuna seems to be enjoying this situation, laughing merrily.
"In dungeons, the more complex the machinery, the more likely it is to break."
"Complex machinery… The criteria are vague."
Smartphones are undoubtedly complex machinery.
"What about guns?"
"Guns can malfunction too. Unless it's a small pistol, compact firearms have at least a 5% chance of malfunctioning."
5%…?
Does that mean there's a 5% chance of getting jammed when you fire it?
'Seems like a space with specific rules imposed.'
Just like a game world.
…Is this a game within a game?
"A sword is all you need here. Let's go."
…Huh.
These otherworldly academy students live spectacularly. Even their dialogue is extraordinary.
Even I, an ex-conscript5, can't help but be excited.
'I can't lose either.'
Yuuna soon discovered a goblin tribe building a settlement.
About twenty of them?
['Penetration (Crimson)' activated]
[Goblins] [D]
[A low intelligence humanoid monster. The weakest among the beastly kin.]
'Is that little guy the boss?'
[Goblin Leader] [D+]
[The leader of the low intelligence humanoid monster group]
"I'll take care of those over there. Can you handle about five on the opposite side, Sang-hyuk?"
"..."
I've never done this before.
But if I can't handle small monsters that can't even reach my waist…
"Sure thing."
"If it gets tough, you can just buy time. Probably… it'll take a minute!"
Oh.
Yuuna dashed out first.
"Kyaek!?"
"Kekkekkek!"
"Gwweeek! Gwwee!"
I wonder if I can get all their attention at once, I thought.
Yuuna swung her sword wide and cut them down before the goblins even got close.
I was surprised to see her dispersing something like a sword energy.
'Is that an offensive skill?'
My eyes involuntarily read Yuuna's skill.
[Surprise Slash]
[C-Rank Attack Skill]
[Power C, Range C, First Hit Bonus +1]
'…I want something like that too.'
Come to think of it, I did have something I could call an attack skill.
[Personality Excretion]
Should I give it a try? I think it should be fine to do whatever against these ugly monsters.
"Dopita! Dopita!"
Whoosh!
I threw a stone at the goblins trying to approach Yuuna from behind.
"Keeek!"
"Kkiik! Gwweeek!"
"I'll deal with you guys."
After delivering a cool line, I assumed a stance.
The goblins, however, opened their eyes wide and each drew their daggers.
'Huh?'
Aren't those sharp weapons a little scary?
As I took a step back, the goblins charged, screaming.
Well, I don't understand!
"Personality Excretion!"
['Personality Excretion' activated]
Take this, the ultimate attack skill!
[Personality Excretion]
Bam!
The goblin hit by my kick fell to the ground and immobilized.
'Oh, it's effective, isn't it?'
Was it a martial arts skill?
If so, I'll use it even more aggressively!
"Personality! Excretion!"
Bam!
"Excretion! Excretion!"
Bam! Bam! Bam!
I actively used 'Personality Excretion' to defeat the goblins one by one.
One-hit kills. It had tremendous destructive power.
The goblins, who seemed to have been knocked down after a single hit, couldn't move as if they were paralyzed.
'What? I'm hitting it?'
Certainly, it seems like the attack skill the goddess gave me works well.
…I don't really know how it's related to being an 'Onahole Collector', though.
[Learned the Skill: 'Become an Onahole!!']
[Learned the Skill: 'Onahole Touch']
[Learned the Skill: 'Overlord Inventory']
Yuuna was right.
The fastest growth was after talent awakening.
But they're all strange skills.
['Become an Onahole!!'] – Turns the target's personality or physique into an onahole. It remains like this until released.
['Onahole Touch'] – Increases the happiness level of the Onahole (by force) with a gentle touch.
['Onahole Inventory'] – A sub-inventory capable of storing Onaholes infinitely. It self-maintains cleanliness, and the holes are always at the optimal temperature.
Hmm…
As I quietly stared at the Onahole build, Yuuna, who had finished tidying up, approached.
"Kim Sang-hyuk, did you see my amazing performance?"
"Uh, yeah. I saw it."
"Did you learn a new skill? Wow, you're really fast. You might have some talent."
"Talent… Talented as an 'Onahole Collector'."
"Heh, heh…"
My talent that had made me so embarrassed that I wanted to run away from her seemed to have settled comfortably into a friendly humor code. Familiarity is so important.
"Give it a try. I'll be your test subject."
"You're asking for trouble."
Using 'Become an Onahole' on her? I don't want to imagine what could happen.
"How about trying it on a goblin?"
That's even worse…
But since they're insignificant creatures, it might be worth trying.
That's when it happened.
Something rustled and moved under the grass and stood up.
It was…
[Goblin's Excreted Personality]
[Goblin's Excreted Personality]
[Goblin's Excreted Personality]
…a slime-like thing.
(End of Chapter 9)
It's a metaphor for her being bundled to a set menu as the Onahole Princess along with the Onahole Man.
Context: she's blushing.
Drain all the semen from your balls.
Low budget movies.
Refers to someone who has completed their mandatory military service. In S. Korea there's mandatory military service for men aged between 18-35.