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Chapter 11 - Goblin Onahole (S-Condition, Unused)

It's about the size of a fist. It doesn't look dirty on the surface; in fact, it glistens and shines like a precious gem. However, there's something repulsive about the way it moves.

"What, what is this?"

Yuuna was taken aback and raised her sword, but the personality excretion was too small…

To put it metaphorically, it was like a bug, and it didn't seem effective to deal with it with a sword. It might be better to just pick it up and flick it away.

'But where did these come from?'

Excreted personalities…

Could it be?

It was 'Excretion of Personality1', not 'Personality Excretion'? I was momentarily stunned by the shock of peering into the abyss.

…Goddess, this is something you created, right?

I'm asking seriously, why would you 'excrete' something like this?

Did you think it was cool and put it in here?

'I really don't understand this kind of taste…'

To excrete personalities…? 

I don't know what's the point of such a bizarre act.

These goblins seem to have excreted some conceptual 'personality' because of me.

Through their…uh, anus.

"Goblin excrement… but… why is it moving!? I hate it, I hate it…"

Yuuna's complexion is turning blue.

Excrement, which is the word I chose, had a somewhat unfortunate choice of words.

So… it probably wasn't real excrement. If so, this 'personality' thing must be in the intestines or colon or something.

That doesn't make sense.

It's impossible to think of it as a soul-like substance that has taken the form of jelly and come out.

"Help me…. I, I can't do this…."

I remember teasing her earlier and smirk.

"B-Rank hunter, huh?"

Then, one of the goblin's excreted personalities pops up with a 'peep'. It clung to her back and seemed to be perched on her head before Yuuna noticed.

"Uh, on your head."

"Eek, ahhh!!"

Yuuna dropped her sword and started brushing her hair.

Oh, wow, she was really surprised, wasn't she?

"Calm down. Calm down! They can't do anything. They're like bugs!"

"Ahhh! I really hate it. Hate it. Hate it! I really hate it!!"

The goblins' excreted personality…

After being excreted, they all rushed towards Yuuna without returning to their main body.

Do they have a thing for pretty girls?

Yuuna turned pale.

As if a bug had entered her clothes, she began to undress in front of me, throwing her clothes off like they were on fire.

She continued to wriggle and jump around as if she were on fire under her feet.

"I hate it! Get them off! Get them off!! Ahhh! I really hate it. Really, really, really hate it!!!"

"Alright… I got it. I'll get them off. But they're not even sticking to you…"

"Ahh! I hate it. Get rid of them. Get them off! Please, don't let them come near me, please!"

Yuna, completely panicked, jumps onto me, even after confirming with her own eyes that there is no "Personality Jelly" stuck to her fair skin…. She couldn't bear those things bouncing around on the floor.

She jumps into my arms.

Hug!

"I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! Sang-hyuk, please, Sang-hyuk…!"

"Calm down!"

"Sang-hyuk! Ahh, help me. Help me!"

…Some might argue that this is just a typical cliche of sticking to a man and pretending to dislike something 'gross', but let me explain.

Yuuna was in a 'completely' irrational state. I would have thought it was a cliche too if she hadn't clung to me so tightly.

Yuuna had her legs wide open, clinging to my waist, as if she was climbing a tree, entwined more closely than a creeping vine. My entire body felt Yuuna's soft breasts, warmth, and even the subtle scent that came from her slightly sweaty body in a very straightforward manner.

"Take it off! Take it off, please, take it off…!! I hate it! I really hate it!!"

"I'm taking them off right now. Shoo, shoo! Go away!"

In the end, while holding her weight completely and supporting Yuuna as she clung to me, I grabbed her hips and started the process of pushing away the [Goblin's Excreted Personality] from her.

Surprisingly, the current situation has nothing to do with 'Lucky Pervert'…

Bump! Bump! Bump!

'These are…'

Seeing that they still continue to target Yuuna's body, even in a state of combat incapacity, it seems that retribution is necessary. 

I held Yuuna's body and started shaking off the 'excreted personality' in various directions.

"Ughhh! I hate it… Sang-hyuk, I don't want to fall! I hate it… Hold me!"

"Okay, okay… Whew."

This is… I wonder if this is what it means to have a sister.

It's like having one more naive younger sister I never knew I had. 

I firmly held Yuuna's shapely thighs and took aim at the 'excreted personalities'.

"Get lost!"

At first, it seemed to be going well, but the enthusiasm felt like it didn't fit in with the world view. 

Hmmm…. What skill can be used in this situation…?

"…Become an Onahole!"

And then. Surprisingly, the excreted goblin personalities turned into onaholes. Then, a green silicone that depicted explicit external genitalia fell to the ground with a 'thud'.

As many personalities as excreted were created.

'…This is something.'

Turning the excreted personalities into onaholes… Even Satan would be envious of this idea. 

Actually, is this a horror game? 

Now I have to detach Yuuna who is firmly attached to me….

"…Huk… Huhu… I hate it… I hate it… It's disgusting…."

Firmly attached. 

Rub rub… 

Yuuna, who is already in close contact, gently sways her waist as if trying to get even closer. 

…I guess this is going beyond just being enthusiastic.

'If she doesn't get off soon….'

I might come to understand the meaning of giving energy. 

I have to force myself to take her off me….

"Hyuk… Did you remove all of them? Hm? Did you remove all of them? Sang-hyuk ah…." 

"…"

Yuuna. Perhaps because of all the physical activities, her whole body feels warm. 

The lightly sweating damp breasts and body…. 

It felt very erotic.

"…Ah."

I couldn't hold back my arousal. 

Whether she clearly felt the physical changes beyond my underwear or not, Yuuna seemed to snap out of it.

"Let me down."

"Hmm."

An awkward silence. 

Even after she got off, Yuuna seemed more focused staring at my bulging, throbbing erection which was threatening to tear my pants than getting dressed.

"…Sorry."

"…It's okay."

But let's not say anything more than that. 

I won't be able to say no if she says, 'I'll take care of it' like Serena did.

"I have a change of clothes in my bag…"

"Do you want me to get them for you?"

"Please."

Yuuna, her thigh pressed firmly against me, covered her chest and intimate area with her arms.

"…I can't possibly wear that when I think you asked me about 'that.'"

"…I can't wear them back because I think it's 'contaminated'."

"Yeah, sure…"

Even I know that if I were to ask her to just wear it back in this situation, I'd get an earful.

"I'm not weird, am I?"

"Maybe?"

"I've never even heard of something like that coming out of a goblin's anus…. It's really… the worst…. Sang-hyuk, you endured it so well…." 

"If I hadn't, I would have thrown you on the ground and run away."

Yuna looked taken aback.

"I… I'll be your lifelong benefactor. Thank you for not throwing me away…." 

"Thanks to you, I had a good experience too." 

"Ugh…!!"

Yuuna's cheeks turned red.

"Pervert! Pervert! Go get me some clothes quickly!! You pervert!"

"Do you really have to use that kind of language with your lifelong benefactor?"

"But you are a pervert! All you think about is turning women into onaholes at every opportunity!"

'…Maybe I should have just made her into an onahole earlier.'

I feel like I've missed an opportunity to use it on someone as if it were a mistake.

"If you bring me new clothes… I'll consider this a non-issue."

"Okay. Fine."

I didn't want to turn from a benefactor into a sex offender. 

I found spare clothes in Yuuna's bag. 

There are quite a few underwear pieces as well. It's as if she's prepared for a mishap in the dungeon like today.

"Should I bring underwear too?"

"Um, yes."

Hidden behind a tree, Yuuna, peeking her head out, said.

"Just don't look."

"I won't."

Swoosh. Swoosh… Swoosh…

The sound of fabric brushing against the body was maddening. 

Yuuna soon emerged, wearing a new set of clothes, and seemed to regain her composure, bowing her head.

"I'm sorry for yelling."

Just thinking that she's wearing the light blue panties I picked out under that outfit makes me get an erection.

"Just trust and follow me, okay?"

"…."

Yuuna, who was squealing like an angry chick saying 'pervert, pervert,' is cute, but her current speechless state is also cute.

"Umm."

"Did that mean you jumped on me?"

"What are you saying? I didn't come to the dungeon with that kind of intention2! What makes you think…"

Yuuna muttered as if she was experiencing a sudden realization.

"…Typically, this is something a man says to a woman…"

"I'm lucky I came with you today."

"Well, I thought it was fortunate because Sang-hyuk was the one who saw me like this. I'm glad."

"Because if it were someone else, he would have thrown you away."

"…."

Yuuna gives me an icy glare.

"You're talking too much with that erection you got."

"…Isn't this a normal physiological response?"

"Is it normal for it to stay hard just from a hug? Huh? Did you keep picturing me naked while I'm changing?"

"…."

"…."

I was desperately trying to change the subject in this awkward atmosphere. Yuuna's remark about my erection ruined any chance of that.

"Well, if you don't answer there, how do you expect to fix this awkward situation?"

"Is this the end of the dungeon?"

An unnatural change of subject.

But Yuuna also desperately got along.

"Um, yeah! It's going to disappear soon. Let's settle up."

[Party Leader has requested a trade.]

[Received 50 coins.]

"Oh, I made some money."

"I included a little extra as a thank you for today…"

Today's debt was 5 coins, right? 

I'll be able to pay back Hena immediately. It's quite a relief.

"Thank you."

"How about it? Did you find any clues for your talent growth?"

"Umm…"

I examined the spot where the "Personality Jelly" had been, this time with Yuuna.

"What's this…? An onahole?"

"I turned the excreted goblin personality into an onahole."

"Ugh…"

I understand why she feels like she might vomit.

"Stay back for a moment."

"D-Don't touch it. Your hand might get dirty…"

Yuuna seemed genuinely concerned that my hand might get dirty. But I had to investigate. It's my ability.

[Common Goblin Onahole]

[Created by blending the personality of a goblin excreted by a beast, now functioning as an onahole. Features a tough structure.]

[Rarity: D]

[Tightness C, Durability D, Warmth D, Responsiveness D]

[Personality remains intact (100%)]

'A common goblin onahole…' I held the transformed item as if it were a collectible.

"'Onahole Inventory' open."

Yuuna watched what I was doing.

"S-So it's an inventory for onaholes?"

"It seems that way."

[Achieved the first collection of Goblin Onahole!]

[Strength +2]

[Agility +2]

[Dexterity +2]

[Stamina +2]

'Huh?'

Merely collecting it, and my stats increase? Perhaps it has some practical value.

I continued to examine other onaholes.

[Goblin Onahole (Handcrafted)]

[Rarity D]

[Tightness C, Durability C, Warmth D, Responsiveness D]

[Personality remains intact (100%)]

Oh…

Even though they used the same goblin personality as the material, the quality is different. 

Intriguing.

As I examined the Goblin Onahole, Yuuna made a surprised sound.

"Don't touch something like that…"

"How much will this raise it by?"

Stats increase when you collect them. When Yuuna heard that, her eyes suddenly sparkled.

"Really!? Can I put this in my inventory?"

If someone who usually detests getting close is suddenly showing interest, it seems like a fraudulent effect to me…

"Give it a try. Just once."

As a test, I handed her a . Yuuna took the onahole in both hands and tried to store it in her inventory… but soon, she wore a disappointed expression.

"I can't do it."

"It seems to be a collector's privilege."

"That's absurd! A collector that raises stats? I've never heard of such a thing."

"Hu hu~."

[Collected Goblin Onahole (Handcrafted)]

[Strength +1]

It's not as much as the initial reward, but it's quite an increase.

"Sang-hyuk, look here. Take a look at this onahole too."

Now, Yuuna seemed even more excited.

"Is this really that amazing?"

"You're joking, right? It's incredibly amazing! I heard that even SS-Rank Hunters have to spend hundreds of millions of coins just to increase one stat!"

…So in this world, stats are bought with money.

In this world, 'coins' seem to be a really important currency.

I can understand why Yuuna's eyes lit up.

Pick this up…

[Goblin Onahole (Masterpiece)]

[One of a kind Goblin Onahole, only 1 in 1,000. The tough, wild suction is with you.]

[Tightness C+ Durability C+ Warmth C Responsiveness C]

[Personality remains intact (100%)]

Upon collecting…

[Collected Goblin Onahole (Masterpiece)]

[Agility +3]

[Stamina +2]

[Achievement Unlocked: Goblin Onahole Conqueror]

[Unlocked the Title: Goblin Onahole Collector]

[All Stats +1]

[Skill Acquired: 'Yaksha Charge']

[Achievement Unlocked: 'Discovering Tricks Even Goblin Slayers Didn't Know About']

'It increases a lot.'

Check the status window.

Kim Sang-hyuk

Level 1 (D)

Strength: 5 (+4)

Agility: 5 (+6)

Stamina: 5 (+5)

Dexterity: 5 (+3)

(Hidden) Charm: 999

Talents

『Onahole Collector』

Skills

『Penetration (Crimson)』

『Become an Onahole!!』: Turns the target's personality or physique into an onahole. It remains like this until released.

『Onahole Touch』: Increases the happiness level of the Onahole (by force) with a gentle touch.

『Onahole Inventory』: A sub-inventory capable of storing Onaholes infinitely. It self-maintains cleanliness, and the holes are always at the optimal temperature.

『Onahole Aptitude Detection』: Detects the target's onahole aptitude.

Abilities

『Lucky Pervert』

『Personality Excretion』

『Blood of Temptation』

『Maiden's Protection』

『Divine Body』

『Code of Immortality』

Achievements

"Goblin Onahole Conqueror": Collected all Goblin onaholes.

'It didn't reflect in the overall evaluation, and my level is still the same.'

However…

It's clear that additional stats are gained.

In fact, I could feel that my body was overflowing with strength after receiving the collection bonus. Right now, I feel like I could easily handle dozens of goblins even while holding Yuuna.

'Yaksha Charge. Can I use this as well?'

[Do you want to inspect 'Yaksha Charge'?]

[Inspect 'Yaksha Charge']

['Yaksha Charge']

[B-Rank Attack Skill]

[Power C, Range D, Speed Modifier +2]

[A bold, bestiality skill symbolizing a reckless collision with the full force of the torso, such as goblins and orcs. The stronger the user's strength, the more powerful it becomes.]

Indeed.

It seems like skills learned through collection bonuses can be used or put away when not needed.

"How is it?"

"My talent suits the hunter's disposition more than I thought."

"Look at that!"

Yuuna smiled as if she were genuinely delighted.

"What did I say? There's no such thing as a useless talent, right?"

"…Thank you."

I'm tempted to kiss her.

There's no one around, and it wouldn't hurt to do it openly.

As I was tormented by such temptation, I saw the dungeon being dismantled from outside.

[Dungeon Cleared]

[Contribution 94.33% MVP Nakamori Yuuna]

[Others – Kim Sang-hyuk]

"To call me 'Others', that's too much…"

"Well, did you think you could catch up with a B-Rank hunter from the start?"

"We'll see."

"Oh, we should take a commemorative Dawnstar3 picture."

As the dungeon was being dismantled, Yuuna took out her smartphone. She held it high as if she were going to take a selfie by my side.

*Click*

"Why don't you take a picture of Sang-hyuk? If you want to take a picture for Dawnstar, this is the only time you can use your phone."

"..."

Now is the perfect time for taking photos for social media as the dungeon is being dismantled.

"Then I'll join in."

I'm not one for social media, but if that's the excuse to capture a commemorative shot, why not?

What should the tags be?

#First Dungeon Clear Celebration #Onahole Collector

#Don't Ignore Us #Goblin Onahole Farm (Status: S-Rank)

With these vague thoughts in mind, I took a photo with Yuuna, who was flashing a 'V' sign.

(End of Chapter 10)

Personally I find Yuuna the cutest. Also these few chapters are so long OMG ( ≖.≖)

Excretion of personality refers to the excretion of personality in the form of jelly through the anus. The personality comes out like jelly due to medicine or a spell, and the excreted personality is sometimes described as being only conscious and unable to move or speak on its own. It usually does not end there, but is often reprocessed into adult products such as onaholes or dildos.

The term 'jumped on' someone can also mean jumped on to take advantage of someone.

Seems like a commemorative picture to post on the social media 'Dawnstar'.